Calling this photograph of me from 1996 "bizarre" is a misrepresentation, to say the least.
How about disgusting, grotesque, and appalling?
Again, again, again, again (and another "again"), the picture shows Will Donkey staring at a booger. It is the most beautiful booger he has ever seen--much better than anyone else could ever pick.
Will Donkey just missed playing the lead in the local production of "Booger Nights." He has interviews, though, at Booger King and What-a-Booger.
Will Donkey has also applied at 5 Boogers, Starboogers, and Taco Boogers. No one will hire him.
Will Donkey collects boogers and puts them in a book. They stick on their own--no licking required. Philboogerist is the scientific name, but Will Donkey can't spell or say that.
From will.dockery@will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Thu Aug 13 16:32:39 2026
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George J. Dance wrote:
MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
[snip]
DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
- MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
--
"I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
"trolls" were actually the members of the group.
I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
From will.dockery@will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Fri Aug 14 21:26:17 2026
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George J. Dance wrote:
MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
[snip]
DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
- MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
True, Michael Pendragon's "folklore" is basically more of his lies and misrepresentations.