• Re: Will Dockery Joke Thread

    From durrtmike@durrtmike@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Miguel Sucio) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue Aug 11 16:26:55 2026
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    Miguel Sucio wrote:

    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Monday, April 8, 2019 at 12:41:13 PM UTC-4, George Sulzbach wrote:

    What does Will Dockery's crotch smell like?

    Depends.



    Diapers are too expensive. I just wrap one of Brother Dave's shirts around my ass.



    Good thing Dockery supposedly had all those 'forgeries' removed years ago. If that's really how it worked, then I guess this one must be genuine, just like the countless others that have circulated over the years.
    Here's the problem with that fairy tale: Google didn't remove posts simply because someone cried 'impersonation'. Dockery never had any exclusive claim to that Google handle in the first place. And even if he had, he would have needed to convince Google that he was actually the person being impersonated. That's not how Google's content moderation works.
    If a handful of posts disappeared after his public meltdown, the far more likely explanation is that they were removed for unrelated policy violations, not because Google officially certified them as 'forgeries'. Pretending otherwise is just another chapter in the mythology.

    Go ahead and attempt a grammar lame or snip rather than provide proof to the contrary, Dockery.




    *Crickets*


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