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  • Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Nine

    From michaelmaleficapendragon@michaelmaleficapendragon@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue Aug 11 19:03:10 2026
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    NancyGene wrote:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    michaelmaleficapendragon@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote
    in news:zhGdnUlT_-D-AeX3nZ2dnZfqn_udnZ2d@giganews.com:


    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:
    NELLY BLACK

    Nelly Black appears to have earned a permanent place in A.A.P.C.
    folklore when Will Dockery posted a photo of her sitting
    open-legged in a bar with her cooch exposed.

    Sadly, she had nothing on Sharon Stone.


    The Donkey has a history of posting beaver shots.


    Nelly never visited LeGents again after the Donkey humiliated her
    with the cooch smooch.



    She came back once... and only once. In a group photo taken there,
    she was seated next to Stinky George... who'd done nothing to
    disguise the fact that he'd put up a tent in his pants.

    Unfortunately, I haven't got a copy of that photograph at hand.


    It was a small and raggy, dirty tent, but a tent it was.




    It may have been small, dirty, and (one assumes) smelly, but it sure
    put the fear of Zod in Nelly Black.


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    Yep, both inches too.


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    Did Nelly say if it had flaps? A "stake" for 3?




    I know that Stinky has a reputation for taking... IT... out (he was even arrested for it), but one hopes that Nelly was spared from meeting "Little Zod" in the flesh.


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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue Aug 11 19:21:41 2026
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    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    michaelmaleficapendragon@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote >>> in news:zhGdnUlT_-D-AeX3nZ2dnZfqn_udnZ2d@giganews.com:


    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:
    NELLY BLACK

    Nelly Black appears to have earned a permanent place in A.A.P.C.
    folklore when Will Dockery posted a photo of her sitting
    open-legged in a bar with her cooch exposed.

    Sadly, she had nothing on Sharon Stone.


    The Donkey has a history of posting beaver shots.


    Nelly never visited LeGents again after the Donkey humiliated her
    with the cooch smooch.



    She came back once... and only once. In a group photo taken there,
    she was seated next to Stinky George... who'd done nothing to
    disguise the fact that he'd put up a tent in his pants.

    Unfortunately, I haven't got a copy of that photograph at hand.


    It was a small and raggy, dirty tent, but a tent it was.




    It may have been small, dirty, and (one assumes) smelly, but it sure
    put the fear of Zod in Nelly Black.


    This response appears in the discussion at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709514735#709514735



    Yep, both inches too.


    --
    "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
    poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
    lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
    that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
    the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
    "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
    I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason >>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
    another asskicking from The One True Melissa


    Did Nelly say if it had flaps? A "stake" for 3?



    I know that Stinky has a reputation for taking... IT... out (he was even arrested for it), but one hopes that Nelly was spared from meeting "Little Zod" in the flesh.



    Many of the Pissbums of Columbus have trouble keeping it in their pants. Remember that Will Donkey whipped it out in front of Hieronymous Corey? The playground cameras in Columbus have many pictures of Little Zod.


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