• Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Two

    From michaelmaleficapendragon@michaelmaleficapendragon@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed Aug 12 15:27:00 2026
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    NancyGene wrote:

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    HarryLime wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

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    George J. Dance wrote:

    MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
    One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]


    DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
    stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
    years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
    BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
    Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
    "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120




    Will Donkey's snaggletoof has been documented in dozens of
    photographs. Anyone can see that some lower front teeth are
    missing and that his upper front tooth (the Snaggletooth!) is
    sticking out at an angle that is painful just to look at.


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    Wait until Douchebag finds out who took the original picture!


    "Isn't it ironic."



    One could almost call it "A Wave of Irony" or something like
    that.

    snicker

    SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
    SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
    SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
    SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!

    Douchebag!

    --
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    Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
    keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives.
    I soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own
    stuff, that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most
    of the people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the
    group. I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him
    and speak reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little
    Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True
    Melissa



    Are the "Dockery n*des" still on that website? The last we
    heard, there were new portraits available.



    That's part of the reason there were so many comments.

    --
    "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
    Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
    keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives.
    I soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own
    stuff, that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most
    of the people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the
    group. I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and
    speak reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little
    Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa



    We have to assume that they were negative comments, in the order of
    "that's disgusting" and "how could someone be that fat?" We don't
    want to make any accusations, but a certain fowl deacon may have
    taken these photos in the privacy of his "home studio/fantasy
    room."



    He may have been hoping to sell them online at $10 a pop.



    This one's going for 14.95.



    Is that the Thanksgiving turkey?



    It's Deliverance country. That's the shitkicker version of a hillbilly
    moose about to get goosed. Either that or Dreckweasel found the remnants
    of a tablecloth in the Goodwill dumpster.

    --
    "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
    poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
    lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
    that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
    the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
    "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
    I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
    to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
    another asskicking from The One True Melissa


    Why does there seem to be an x-ray of his hand? Is he turning into the Invisible Fatman?




    Will's been stoned for so many years that the vapor trails he sees are now showing up in his photos.


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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed Aug 12 16:24:15 2026
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    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

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    HarryLime wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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    wrote in news:xaqcneqbF-N0q-z3nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com:


    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    michaelmaleficapendragon@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid
    (HarryLime) wrote in
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    George J. Dance wrote:

    MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
    One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]


    DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
    stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
    years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
    BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
    Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
    "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120




    Will Donkey's snaggletoof has been documented in dozens of
    photographs. Anyone can see that some lower front teeth are
    missing and that his upper front tooth (the Snaggletooth!) is
    sticking out at an angle that is painful just to look at.


    This response appears in the discussion at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709260278#709260278



    Wait until Douchebag finds out who took the original picture!


    "Isn't it ironic."



    One could almost call it "A Wave of Irony" or something like
    that.

    snicker

    SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
    SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
    SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
    SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!

    Douchebag!

    --
    "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
    Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
    keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives.
    I soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own
    stuff, that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most
    of the people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the
    group. I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him
    and speak reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little
    Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True
    Melissa



    Are the "Dockery n*des" still on that website? The last we
    heard, there were new portraits available.



    That's part of the reason there were so many comments.

    --
    "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
    Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
    keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives.
    I soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own
    stuff, that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most
    of the people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the
    group. I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and
    speak reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little
    Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa



    We have to assume that they were negative comments, in the order of
    "that's disgusting" and "how could someone be that fat?" We don't
    want to make any accusations, but a certain fowl deacon may have
    taken these photos in the privacy of his "home studio/fantasy
    room."



    He may have been hoping to sell them online at $10 a pop.



    This one's going for 14.95.



    Is that the Thanksgiving turkey?



    It's Deliverance country. That's the shitkicker version of a hillbilly
    moose about to get goosed. Either that or Dreckweasel found the remnants >>> of a tablecloth in the Goodwill dumpster.

    --
    "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
    poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
    lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
    that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
    the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
    "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
    I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason >>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
    another asskicking from The One True Melissa


    Why does there seem to be an x-ray of his hand? Is he turning into the Invisible Fatman?



    Will's been stoned for so many years that the vapor trails he sees are now showing up in his photos.



    That makes sense about the "pretty colors," but why are his hands so small and his body so big?


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