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HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
michaelmaleficapendragon@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote
in news:np2cnawZl-vMS-n3nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
michaelmaleficapendragon@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) >>>>>>>> wrote in news:a4acnST9OdJPCO33nZ2dnZfqnPidnZ2d@giganews.com:
George J. Dance wrote:
MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka >>>>>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the >>>>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the >>>>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE >>>>>>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael >>>>>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his >>>>>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
Everything here is documented in various A.A.P.C. posts. The less >>>>>>>> historically verifiable Moose lore will come later.
I DEMAND MORE MOOSE LORE!!!!
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"I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the >>>>>>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was >>>>>>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I >>>>>>>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, >>>>>>>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the >>>>>>>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group. >>>>>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak >>>>>>>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie >>>>>>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
While George J. Dunce *loves* the local Moose, they are reportedly >>>>>>>> less than fond of him.
The Moose will put on dresses to cater to Dunce's personal needs (he >>>>>>>> runs the local Bo'dello, after all), but they are known to treat him >>>>>>>> abusively -- as when they force him to join them in one of their many >>>>>>>> "Moose Games."
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I was about to say that nobody deserves that. Glad I stopped myself. >>>>>>>
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"I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet >>>>>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the >>>>>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized >>>>>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed >>>>>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
"trolls" were actually the members of the group.
I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets >>>>>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
What's the matter with you, Cujo? Of course George Dunce deserves that. It's Moose karma, Canuckistan style.
The Moose are said to hate Dunce with a passion.
Here's an image of them laughing behind Dunce's back when he ordered a $75 poetry book over Amazon to find a poem he believed NancyGene had plagiarized, only to discover that no such poem existed. Oddly, the book took over three months to arrive.
George Dunce never did admit that he was wrong. That's ego-defensive George Dunce!
Having much of his adult life under the rule of a domineering woman, Dunce can only assert his masculinity by picking usenet fights with women who live hundreds of miles away.
Sadly (for Dunce), he invariably loses.
Are there any women within 100 miles of George J. Dunce? We had assumed that they had all moved to the Big City, leaving Mooseville and their empty book boxes behind. Speaking of behinds, George J. Dunce keeps His Father's Belt framed behind glass on one of his box's walls. A plate on the frame says, "In case George J. Dunce needs a whipping, break glass."
Both Big Mo and the Moose are partial to using the rolling pin.
Then George J. Dunce also gets spanked in the kitchen, or do they keep rolling pins in each room of the box? We would think that the motion of the roller on a GJD bare bottom would be pleasurable to him, like someone was trying to make something of him? Not much dough on his keister, though. Maybe they made his bare bottom into a latticed crusty ass?
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