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HarryLime wrote:

NancyGene wrote:

Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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HarryLime wrote:

HarryLime wrote:

HarryLime wrote:

George J. Dance wrote:

MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]


DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
"A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120



Practically all of the information contained in the folklore cited
above can be confirmed by Will Donkey's posts, Will Donkey's
autobiographical notes (posted on G.J. Dunce's wiki pages, or in
public records.

There is additional folklore about their relationship (as in Will's
pimping Kathy out for tacos), but that appears to be purely a
matter of conjecture predicated upon Kathy's abandoning her
children, pretending to be dead, and planning to establish a new
life for herself in Texas under an assumed name.



One of the reasons why so much lore has arisen regarding Kathy's
life, is that the dates and timelines change drastically regarding
her story every time Will Dockery retells it.

On top of this, the idea that a young mother would leave her toddler
with her parents, and spend between 1 - 3 months (depending on which
version of the story one reads) in a self-designed witness
protection program from her husband makes one wonder just what Will
Dockery had been doing to her at the time.

Her parents appeared to be aware of what was going on, but refused
to tell Will anything, and the local police attempted to make Will
think that she was dead.

According to Will, she simply didn't come home from her job as a
waitress one night. He "looked all over" for several hours, then
proceeded to get drunk, stoned, and to engage in sex with the local
sl*ts. Eventually, he received word from a sanitarium that she'd
checked herself in at Will's expense.

Since Will often mentions that he enjoys the services of "ladies of
the evening," a story arose that he was pimping Kathy out for taco
change. In some of the more lurid versions of this folk tale, he
pimped young Clay out as well.



Kathy finally decided to end the marriage when Clay found a Donkey
poem and asked his mother if Dad really at a cat. It turns out that
Will had been writing poems about his sexual liaisons with his
co-workers and self-published them in a chapbook.

According to one story by Will Donkey, Kathy wasn't mad that he
cheated on her, but that he'd performed oral sex on the co-worker
while she was driving a pizza delivery car -- but had always refused
to do it with Kathy.

Either way, the marriage ended for good.

Kathy remarried again, and Will spent his Christmases peeking in her
living room to see the presents underneath the tree.



That is a dispiriting tale (tail?). And Will Donkey, after Kathy's
death, started to drag her corpse around Shitholeville and on the "You >>>> might be from Shitholeville if" website. He still drags her,
continually posting her picture and calling her his late wife, just
for sympathy. People think that Will is a grieving widower, and Will
Donkey accepts their condolences with a few ceremonial sniffs.

The "Corpse-Dragging Douchebag" ought to be part of AAPC Folklore.

What say ye?


--
"I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
"trolls" were actually the members of the group.
I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason >>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
another asskicking from The One True Melissa

Yes, that is a highlight of the Shitholeville folklore. Donkey dragged so many corpses that he made a new road through the town.

One of the reasons Donkey loves corpse-dragging, is that he can pretend that he and the deceased were friends without fear of being contradicted by them.

Yes, and most of them wanted to shoot Will Donkey. Lady K hated the Donkey's guts and wanted nothing to do with him, yet he drags her around like she was a possession he lost.


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