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Bruce wrote:
HarryLime wrote:

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HarryLime wrote:

HarryLime wrote:

HarryLime wrote:

George J. Dance wrote:

MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]


DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
"A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120


Dozens of photos of "The Shed" have been posted to A.A.P.C.,
including some with Will Donkey stepping out of the door. This
makes its place in A.A.P.C. folklore entirely based upon fact.

There are many tales regarding "The Shed," most of which can be
traced to photographs, public records, or posts made by Will
Donkey.



As can be readily seen in this photo from Google Maps, "The Shed"
appears to have been deserted. This gave rise to numerous stories
about Will Donkey having been through out for not paying his
property taxes.

An image of Will sporting numerous cuts and contusions was believed
to be evidence that he'd been severely beaten by several other
homeless persons while living on the Columbus streets.


Although "The Shed" is said to be deserted, locals have whispered
stories about how a fat, bloated Donkey is sometimes seen waddling
across the lawn.

Among the residents of Columbus, GA, the following photo is akin to
one of Big Foot or the Loch Ness Monster:


And for someone who notoriously never washes his clothes, why is there
washing hanging on a clothes line across the front door of the shed?
In the winter.


To confuse the flies.


"I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
"trolls" were actually the members of the group.
I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
another asskicking from The One True Melissa


Ah, so! The flies aren't confused for long, though. They know where
it smells the worst, and that is at the shed, in the shed, and around
the shed.


The flies seem to be concentrated around Will's filthy underwear.

This leads me to conclude that Will's method of washing his clothes is
to hang them outside and wait for it to rain. (Apparently the city
turned off his water several years ago.)

G U F F A W !

Yes, and the Chattahoochee River is just as filthy as Will Donkey's clothes, so the rain rinse is his solution. His shirt isn't plaid--those are streaks of dirt.


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