• Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-One

    From michaelmaleficapendragon@michaelmaleficapendragon@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed Aug 12 13:52:11 2026
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    HarryLime wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    George J. Dance wrote:

    MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
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    DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
    - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120



    Will has written about cousin Jenny many times. This piece of folklore is also based upon historical fact.



    He's also posted her several photographs of her.



    Like this photo, for instance, which shows a drunk, drugged, and/or mentally impaired Cousin Jenny involved in a group make out session with one of Will's friends (who now wishes he'd killed him when he had the chance). Will Donkey is seen on the right with a twelve-year-old girl who grew up to be "Lady Kathy," his wife.



    The man on the left is P.D. Wilson. Wilson's name hasn't been mentioned long enough for him to have reached the status of folklore at this time, but Will's claim that P.D. had wished he'd killed him when he had the chance, is certainly the stuff that future folklore will be made of.




    Will Donkey immortalized Cousin Jenny in A.A.P.C. folklore when he included her in his infamous "Apple Non-tage" poem. In the poem, she and Will were sneaking around, smoking cigarettes behind the barn. In the photograph, they're smoking cigarettes in some tacky 1970s shack. The Donkey family was known for smoking multiple packs of cigarettes a day. Jenny and Brother Dave died from smoking related causes. Will quit... sort of.


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