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HarryLime wrote:

HarryLime wrote:

HarryLime wrote:

HarryLime wrote:

George J. Dance wrote:

MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
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DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
- MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120

Not much was said here for the necessity of a disclaimer. George J. Dance is married to a woman named Maureen.

In the photos that George Dunce posted of her, she appears to be morbidly obese (to put it mildly).

The Moose, of course, is purely part of the legend, but one should think that would be taken as a given.

The Moose appears to have stepped into the folklore based on the common knowledge that Moose are plentiful in Canuckistan.

Since Dunce is afraid to "go beneath the sheets" with his wife, the natural assumption to make would be that he sought out, and discovered, a means to improvise. A little Moose make-up, an XXX-Large dress or lingerie item, and Dunce is all set for the long winter nights.

George J. Dunce suffers from erectile dysfunction, and the little blue pills just aren't working for him. This affliction has caused further strain on his already strained marriage, and the Moose are none too happy about it as well (as the only "John" in miles, the Moose depend entirely upon Dunce for sustenance).

Dunce and his family live in a House-in-the-Box in Canuckistan (somewhere in the vicinity of Toronto, Canada). George used to pack books for a living, and got the ingenious idea to use the large packing boxes to build an inexpensive house.

Little Boy George had grown up in a different sort of House-in-the-Box -- a prefabricated house that was shipped in a large crate and had only to be assembled. But Dunce's experiences in his father's house (as he would later come to refer to it) were anything but pleasant.

Nor, for that matter, is his life in house made out of boxes. When Big Mo isn't bullying him with a rolling pin, you can be sure that one of the Moose is taking her place.

Ready... aim... MOO-AAAGH!


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