• Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Seventeen

    From michaelmaleficapendragon@michaelmaleficapendragon@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed Aug 12 19:51:33 2026
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: michaelmaleficapendragon@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote
    in news:WoqdneowSsNG1-T3nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com:


    HarryLime wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    George J. Dance wrote:

    MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
    One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]

    DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
    stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
    years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
    BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
    Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
    "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120



    This bit of folklore is, unfortunately, entirely grounded on fact:

    "Well, I've gone black and did come back. The black women I've had
    sex with have been very exciting... there's that element of
    interest, slightly different muscle tone and genital make up,
    that's hard to describe in a family oriented group... it is a very
    tasty treat indeed..."
    -- Will Dockery

    "Like sliding into the heart of darkness, man, hot and tight... and
    bushy."
    -- Will Dockery on his experiences with "black p*ssy."

    "and you knowrCa that over the years, I HAVE come really
    close to 'converting' to negrohood... remember in the early 1980s
    when I hated white folks and all that?"
    -- Will Dockery



    A recent rumor, which seems destined to become part of the folklore
    is that Will used to don blackface during his "Negrohood" period.

    To date, no photos have been found to support this tale.



    Will is also known to be friends with a man named Carruthers, a
    Confederate flag waving redneck who lives in a trailer and posts
    racist sayings and images on his Facebook page. He is believed to be
    a card-carrying member of the KKK.




    Here's a screenshot of Will Donkey's longtime friends and band mates,
    the Conley Brothers. The poster on the wall behind them says it all:


    View the attachments for this post at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709700865#709700865



    I heard a rumor that the band got Sand Jobs after the show. Is it true?






    Pretty much after every show. As long as they're the ones buying her beer.


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  • From Cujo DeSockpuppet@cujo@petitmorte.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Thu Aug 13 02:00:37 2026
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    michaelmaleficapendragon@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote
    in news:lROdnWSaSIEvmuD3nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    michaelmaleficapendragon@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime)
    wrote in news:WoqdneowSsNG1-T3nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com:


    HarryLime wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    George J. Dance wrote:

    MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
    One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]

    DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
    stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
    years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
    BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
    Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
    "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120



    This bit of folklore is, unfortunately, entirely grounded on fact:

    "Well, I've gone black and did come back. The black women I've had
    sex with have been very exciting... there's that element of
    interest, slightly different muscle tone and genital make up,
    that's hard to describe in a family oriented group... it is a very
    tasty treat indeed..."
    -- Will Dockery

    "Like sliding into the heart of darkness, man, hot and tight... and
    bushy."
    -- Will Dockery on his experiences with "black p*ssy."

    "and you knowrCa that over the years, I HAVE come really
    close to 'converting' to negrohood... remember in the early 1980s
    when I hated white folks and all that?"
    -- Will Dockery



    A recent rumor, which seems destined to become part of the folklore
    is that Will used to don blackface during his "Negrohood" period.

    To date, no photos have been found to support this tale.



    Will is also known to be friends with a man named Carruthers, a
    Confederate flag waving redneck who lives in a trailer and posts
    racist sayings and images on his Facebook page. He is believed to
    be a card-carrying member of the KKK.




    Here's a screenshot of Will Donkey's longtime friends and band
    mates, the Conley Brothers. The poster on the wall behind them says
    it all:


    View the attachments for this post at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709700865#709700865



    I heard a rumor that the band got Sand Jobs after the show. Is it
    true?



    Pretty much after every show. As long as they're the ones buying her
    beer.

    Bastards couldn't even spring for a cheap steak dinner? So classy.
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