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  • Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Sixteen

    From michaelmaleficapendragon@michaelmaleficapendragon@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed Aug 12 09:09:07 2026
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    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    George J. Dance wrote:

    MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
    [snip]


    DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
    - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120



    The Donkey-"Jordy" motel sightings most likely sprung from their continual exchanging of greetings 24/7. Other A.A.P.C. members told them to "Get a room" so many times, that people began to believe they'd actually gotten one.



    They were also told to "get a life," "get a job," "get a clue," and "get a penicillin shot."



    Perhaps "Jordy" eventually got a clue, as he rarely puts in an appearance here anymore. The romance is definitely over.


    He's not even saying, "Hello EfyCEfyCEfyC?" Jordy's Uncle may be off to Spokane, since he heard it is hotter than Fire Island. Poor Will, lacking a receptacle.


    They'll always have Paris... or, rather, Columbus.


    Will and "Jordy" spent so much online time greeting one another, that a series of "Love Is..." memes started circulating about them.


    Love is not caring about body odor, overflowing diapers or emoji greetings.



    In which case, Will Donkey and "Jordy" made a perfect match.

    Here they are on a late night date to the Waffle House:


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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed Aug 12 12:07:53 2026
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    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    George J. Dance wrote:

    MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
    [snip]


    DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
    - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120



    The Donkey-"Jordy" motel sightings most likely sprung from their continual exchanging of greetings 24/7. Other A.A.P.C. members told them to "Get a room" so many times, that people began to believe they'd actually gotten one.



    They were also told to "get a life," "get a job," "get a clue," and "get a penicillin shot."



    Perhaps "Jordy" eventually got a clue, as he rarely puts in an appearance here anymore. The romance is definitely over.


    He's not even saying, "Hello EfyCEfyCEfyC?" Jordy's Uncle may be off to Spokane, since he heard it is hotter than Fire Island. Poor Will, lacking a receptacle.


    They'll always have Paris... or, rather, Columbus.


    Will and "Jordy" spent so much online time greeting one another, that a series of "Love Is..." memes started circulating about them.


    Love is not caring about body odor, overflowing diapers or emoji greetings.


    In which case, Will Donkey and "Jordy" made a perfect match.

    Here they are on a late night date to the Waffle House:



    How does Will Donkey's period fit into Uncle Jordy's quotation marks?


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