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NancyGene wrote:

Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
michaelmaleficapendragon@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote
in news:5cednS6ON-q5qeT3nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:

HarryLime wrote:

HarryLime wrote:

HarryLime wrote:

George J. Dance wrote:

MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]


DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
"A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120



The infamous Steak Dinner story is well-documented via AAPC posts.

Here's the historically documented version:

Will Donkey introduces his friend, George Sulzbach to the group.
George proceeds to ingratiate himself to all and sundry by making
complimentary, one-word exclamations after everyone's posts.

Approximately, one week later, Will announces to the group that
George is about to be evicted from his trailer. George had been in
an automobile accident a year earlier, which left him unable to
work. He was waiting on a check from the Veteran's Administration
(the receipt of which he was expecting hourly), but his landlord
was refusing to wait. Will then wrung his hands in despair and
stated that he didn't know what to do.

Jim Senetto, otoh, did know what to do. He took action. He
offered to send George $50 to tide his landlord over until the
check arrived.

Will asked him to send the money in cash (as George no longer had a
bank account) and to send the cash to... Will Donkey (as George,
being evicted, might not have a mailing address by the time the
cash arrived). Jim readily complied. Will asked Jim to let him
know when the cash was being sent so that he could know when to
check his p.o. box.

When Jim told Will that the cash was in the mail, Will promptly did
a 180, and informed Jim that the cash wouldn't help the situation,
as the landlord had been fed up with George's long overdue rent
payments. He then warned Jim that George would probably blow the
money on booze, drugs, and w*ores.

Jim then asked Will to be in charge of the money, and to see that
it was spent wisely on food and supplies that a homeless person
might need to survive. Will told him that George gets all of the
food he needs from food stamps and the local Safe House, and that
Georgia nights are rarely cold enough for a man to require a
blanket.

When the money arrived, Will called George (via Obama phone) and
told him that he'd just received some money from Jim, and invited
George to join him and Brother Dave for steak dinners at a local
eatery. Will's communication to George made it decidedly unclear
as to whether George knew that the $50 had been intended for him.

The following day, Will emailed Jim and informed him that his $50
had been well spent -- on a steak dinner for three.

Jim was, understandably, less than thrilled with this news.

A day or so later (Will insists that it was several days), Will
posted a disturbing story about a "maniac" attacking him and
Brother Dave with a metal rod, hurting Will's elbow, and leaving
Dave's head bloodied and bruised. Dave died two years later,
possibly as a result of the injuries he'd received that night.

The following day, Will identified the "maniac" as having been
George.

It was theorized that George had seen some of the AAPC posts,
wherein Jim spoke of having sent the money *for* George, and
realizing that Will had bilked him out of the $50, attacked the
Dockery brothers in an angry fit of revenge.

The following weeks saw Jim demanding that Will amend for the
misappropriation of George's relief money by donating the same
amount to a worthy charity. Will then wrote a check to his own
daughter for $50, but this appeared to be another scam. It was
then decided that Will donate the money to an animal shelter
supported by Kevin Fries -- which more or less resolved the
situation.

Both Will and George claimed that they'd never asked for any money,
and that they had the right to spend Jim's money any way they
damned well pleased. Nor did either of them ever thank, or
apologize to, Jim.

The hourly-expected check from the Veteran's Administration never
arrived.



Will's excuse for using the money to buy a steak dinner for three
(and I quote):

"Well, knowing Sulzbach as I do, I was pleasantly surprised he
decided to spend the money on something other than booze and drugs.
Or beer, wine, weed or hookers..."


It's been a while since our perpetually unemployed Donkey has been
able to afford a McSteak dinner -- not since DirtNap Daves Disability
checks stopped coming in.

Sarah Donkeytits is said to be starting a GoFundMe drive to help Will
get his steak.




OTOH, Will Donkey is probably no longer able to eat steak anymore.
His few remaining teeth are twisted and sticking out at weird angles.
A steak dinner would most likely cost him the few teeth he still has
left.


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Douchebag!

--
"I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
"trolls" were actually the members of the group.
I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
another asskicking from The One True Melissa

Dental health = heart health, so the Donkey doesn't have long anyway. Steak dinners are for the living.

As long as he can gum his way through a stack of waffles, he's happy.


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