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  • Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Nine

    From michaelmaleficapendragon@michaelmaleficapendragon@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed Aug 12 08:39:16 2026
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    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    George J. Dance wrote:

    MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
    [snip]


    DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
    - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120



    Handy Sandy posted several pictures on Facebook allegedly showing the physical damage caused by a fall in her kitchen. It was obvious from the photos that she had been severely beaten, and that she had posted the photos a evidence should the perpetrator ever raise his hand against her again.

    We'll never know for sure if it was One-Drum Derundo who beat her, but the husband is always the number one suspect in such cases.



    I think it was Will Donkey who slugged her for screeching louder than he did on a song. One Drum does beat on her regularly, just for practice. Did you notice how flat her head is (insert joke that includes beer).


    Derundo beat her over the head so often that he pounded the top of it flat -- effectively turning her into a handy, dandy, bottle standy?


    Yes, HandySandy has many uses, including a beverage standy. She is also convenient in cars, as she can accommodate the Big Slurp cup.



    I don't know what was originally on Sandy's plate in this image, but I've no doubt that the Donkey provided the cream sauce.

    The other male patrons appear to be overly interested in watching her eat.


    It's a cheese of some strange sort, probably acquired at The Shed. HandySandy will play Cat's Cradle, which involves much manipulation and pulling, with customers for an extra fee. Note that she has on a headband seemingly made of teeth.




    So that's where all the Donkey's teeth went!


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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed Aug 12 08:56:14 2026
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    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    George J. Dance wrote:

    MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
    [snip]


    DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
    - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120



    Handy Sandy posted several pictures on Facebook allegedly showing the physical damage caused by a fall in her kitchen. It was obvious from the photos that she had been severely beaten, and that she had posted the photos a evidence should the perpetrator ever raise his hand against her again.

    We'll never know for sure if it was One-Drum Derundo who beat her, but the husband is always the number one suspect in such cases.



    I think it was Will Donkey who slugged her for screeching louder than he did on a song. One Drum does beat on her regularly, just for practice. Did you notice how flat her head is (insert joke that includes beer).


    Derundo beat her over the head so often that he pounded the top of it flat -- effectively turning her into a handy, dandy, bottle standy?


    Yes, HandySandy has many uses, including a beverage standy. She is also convenient in cars, as she can accommodate the Big Slurp cup.



    I don't know what was originally on Sandy's plate in this image, but I've no doubt that the Donkey provided the cream sauce.

    The other male patrons appear to be overly interested in watching her eat. >>

    It's a cheese of some strange sort, probably acquired at The Shed. HandySandy will play Cat's Cradle, which involves much manipulation and pulling, with customers for an extra fee. Note that she has on a headband seemingly made of teeth.



    So that's where all the Donkey's teeth went!



    To be fair, she swallowed some.


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