• Re: "I am David R. Procter," a poem by David R. Procter and NancyGene

    From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed May 13 16:44:51 2026
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    Michael Pendragon wrote:
    On Monday, December 19, 2022 at 10:38:16 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:

    I am David R. Procter*
    a poem by David R. Procter and NancyGene

    I brag about my Jaguar
    like a foul-mouthed, faded rock star,
    but NG knows that my car

    is a 2000 S-Type rust heap
    that I bought from smugglers real cheap
    and I canrCOt afford the upkeep.

    IrCOm hiding out in Mexico
    rCycause I donrCOt have any U.S. dough,
    without which Alma wonrCOt blow

    Me, and I rant and plagiarize
    and blink and cross my rheumy eyes,
    so yourCOll know that all I say are lies.


    *Copyright 2022 by David R. Procter and NancyGene, all rights reserved. May not be copied or reproduced in any form without permission from the authors.



    LOL!

    Jake's become immortalized!



    Yes, he is taking a rustnap in his junkheap. Mack-A-Damia should seek out Pickles in Hell--they have much in common.


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