• No Fucky with Ducky, a poem by NancyGene

    From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue May 12 11:34:11 2026
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    No Fucky with Ducky
    a poem by NancyGene

    No fucky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
    Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
    But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
    So DuckyrCOs one chord will be flattened for months.


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  • From Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue May 12 12:35:00 2026
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    NancyGene wrote:
    No Fucky with Ducky
    a poem by NancyGene

    No fucky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
    Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
    But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
    So DuckyrCOs one chord will be flattened for months.


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    'Again, you nailed it', NancyGene.
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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue May 12 13:05:47 2026
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    Bruce wrote:
    NancyGene wrote:

    No Fucky with Ducky
    a poem by NancyGene

    No fucky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
    Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
    But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
    So DuckyrCOs one chord will be flattened for months.


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    'Again, you nailed it', NancyGene.



    Thank you, Bruce. In your well-respected opinion, should Ducky trust Dunce not to lie and steal? Ducky thinks Dunce is "quite legit." The Moose and Big Mo don't think so and neither did Dunce's father.


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  • From Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue May 12 13:55:25 2026
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    NancyGene wrote:
    Bruce wrote:
    NancyGene wrote:

    No Fucky with Ducky
    a poem by NancyGene

    No fucky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
    Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
    But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
    So DuckyrCOs one chord will be flattened for months.


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    'Again, you nailed it', NancyGene.


    Thank you, Bruce.-a In your well-respected opinion, should Ducky trust
    Dunce not to lie and steal?-a Ducky thinks Dunce is "quite legit."-a The Moose and Big Mo don't think so and neither did Dunce's father.


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    I wouldn't trust anyone known as NAMBLA George.
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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue May 12 14:09:32 2026
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    Bruce wrote:
    NancyGene wrote:

    Bruce wrote:
    NancyGene wrote:

    No Fucky with Ducky
    a poem by NancyGene

    No fucky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
    Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
    But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
    So DuckyrCOs one chord will be flattened for months.


    View the attachments for this post at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=704986258#704986258


    'Again, you nailed it', NancyGene.


    Thank you, Bruce. In your well-respected opinion, should Ducky trust
    Dunce not to lie and steal? Ducky thinks Dunce is "quite legit." The
    Moose and Big Mo don't think so and neither did Dunce's father.


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    I wouldn't trust anyone known as NAMBLA George.



    And that's the most positive of the many names of George Dunce.


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  • From Michael Pendragon@user17124@newsgrouper.org.invalid to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed May 13 12:38:37 2026
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    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) posted:

    No Fucky with Ducky
    a poem by NancyGene

    No fucky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
    Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
    But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
    So DuckyrCOs one chord will be flattened for months.


    Plucky Ducky, duzzy fuck? He
    Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
    Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
    Saw the bus, forget to duckee.



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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed May 13 09:08:58 2026
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    Michael Pendragon wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) posted:


    No F*cky with Ducky
    a poem by NancyGene

    No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
    Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
    But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
    So DuckyrCOs one chord will be flattened for months.




    Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
    Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
    Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
    Saw the bus, forget to duckee.



    Most brilliant, Michael! Ducky will be flattered and maybe write a tuneless tune about it.


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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed May 13 16:53:58 2026
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    NancyGene wrote:

    Michael Pendragon wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) posted:


    No F*cky with Ducky
    a poem by NancyGene

    No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
    Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
    But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
    So DuckyrCOs one chord will be flattened for months.




    Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
    Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
    Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
    Saw the bus, forget to duckee.


    Most brilliant, Michael! Ducky will be flattered and maybe write a tuneless tune about it.




    No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
    Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
    But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
    So DuckyrCOs one chord will be flattened for months.

    Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
    Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
    Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
    Saw the bus, forget to duckee

    There was Ducky in the mucky
    When the bus sped up and strucky
    That poor Ducky, DonkeyrCOs schmucky,
    He ran out of chords and luckee.


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  • From Cujo DeSockpuppet@cujo@petitmorte.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Thu May 14 01:17:37 2026
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    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:zyOdnXHckoIheJn3nZ2dnZfqnPadnZ2d@giganews.com:

    NancyGene wrote:

    Michael Pendragon wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) posted:


    No F*cky with Ducky
    a poem by NancyGene

    No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
    Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
    But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
    So DuckyrCOs one chord will be flattened for months.




    Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
    Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
    Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
    Saw the bus, forget to duckee.


    Most brilliant, Michael! Ducky will be flattered and maybe write a
    tuneless tune about it.




    No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
    Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
    But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
    So DuckyrCOs one chord will be flattened for months.

    Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
    Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
    Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
    Saw the bus, forget to duckee

    There was Ducky in the mucky
    When the bus sped up and strucky
    That poor Ducky, DonkeyrCOs schmucky,
    He ran out of chords and luckee.

    BRAVO!

    PS: "Those two chords aren't going to just play themselves, Duckwheat!
    Get quacking!"
    --
    "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to
    you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -
    Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon
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  • From Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Thu May 14 03:53:54 2026
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    NancyGene wrote:
    NancyGene wrote:

    Michael Pendragon wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) posted:


    No F*cky with Ducky
    a poem by NancyGene

    No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
    Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
    But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
    So DuckyrCOs one chord will be flattened for months.




    Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
    Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
    Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
    Saw the bus, forget to duckee.


    Most brilliant, Michael!-a Ducky will be flattered and maybe write a
    tuneless tune about it.




    No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
    Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
    But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
    So DuckyrCOs one chord will be flattened for months.

    Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
    Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
    Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
    Saw the bus, forget to duckee

    There was Ducky in the mucky
    When the bus sped up and strucky
    That poor Ducky, DonkeyrCOs schmucky,
    He ran out of chords and luckee.



    Again, you nailed it, NancyGene.
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