Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough to respond.
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough to respond.
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough to respond.
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Ducky thinks he's an actor, model, writer and musician. We were
getting seasick watching him rock back and forth in the video. He mispronounces words and uses the wrong form of words, which are signs
of a lack of education. His facial expressions are those of a duck.
There should never be a close-up of Ducky. Note that his front teeth
are V-shaped. As dental professionals, we give the following
evaluation:
- Uneven Alignment: The two central incisors do not appear perfectly symmetrical. One seems slightly overlapped or angled differently than
the other. Are there dentists in Columbus?
- Worn Edges: The biting edges of the front teeth look somewhat jagged
or uneven, which can be a sign of wear from tooth-on-tooth contact or
minor chipping. Did Will Donkey punch or kick Ducky in the mouth?
- Discoloration: There appears to be some yellowish staining or
darkening near the gum line and between the teeth, which could be due
to plaque buildup, tartar, or natural staining. Chewing tobacco?
- Recession: The gum tissue around the top of the teeth appears to be
higher than average, which might indicate mild gingival recession.
Ducky needs a deep cleaning (head to toe).
- Nail Biting: Constant biting of nails in the same spot can wear down
the enamel over time, creating a "cradle" or V-shaped indentation
where the nail usually sits. Ducky needs to keep things out of his
mouth, including hooves and webbed feet.
- Using Teeth as Tools: Holding metal objects (like bobby pins, nails,
or needles) between the front teeth can carve out a specific V-shaped
notch. Does Ducky play the guitar with his teeth?
- Crowding: If there isn't enough room in the jaw, the two central
incisors can tilt toward each other. Their inner edges touch while the
outer edges flare out, creating a V-shaped gap or angle at the bottom.
Will Donkey's front teeth were also on a swivel.
- Thumb Sucking: If the habit continued late into childhood, it could
have pushed the front teeth outward and into an angled, V-like
position. Does Ducky suck his...thumb?
- Developmental Issues - the permanent teeth grow in with a
crescent-shaped or V-shaped notch in the center of the biting edge.
This is a rare sign of congenital syphilis (passed from mother to
child). Was it determined that Will Donkey gave Ducky an STD? Was
Mildred involved?
- The teeth also tend to be smaller, peg-shaped, and more widely
spaced than normal. A severe lack of vitamins (specifically Vitamin
D, A, or C) during early childhood can stunt tooth development. Was
Ducky raised in the kennel?
-NancyGene, DDS and George Dunce's Trusted Dental Moose
View the attachments for this post at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=704955280#704955280
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Apparently you're mistaken.
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:W9idnXawVrBHpp_3nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Ducky thinks he's an actor, model, writer and musician. We were
getting seasick watching him rock back and forth in the video. He
mispronounces words and uses the wrong form of words, which are signs
of a lack of education. His facial expressions are those of a duck.
There should never be a close-up of Ducky. Note that his front teeth
are V-shaped. As dental professionals, we give the following
evaluation:
- Uneven Alignment: The two central incisors do not appear perfectly
symmetrical. One seems slightly overlapped or angled differently than
the other. Are there dentists in Columbus?
- Worn Edges: The biting edges of the front teeth look somewhat jagged
or uneven, which can be a sign of wear from tooth-on-tooth contact or
minor chipping. Did Will Donkey punch or kick Ducky in the mouth?
- Discoloration: There appears to be some yellowish staining or
darkening near the gum line and between the teeth, which could be due
to plaque buildup, tartar, or natural staining. Chewing tobacco?
- Recession: The gum tissue around the top of the teeth appears to be
higher than average, which might indicate mild gingival recession.
Ducky needs a deep cleaning (head to toe).
- Nail Biting: Constant biting of nails in the same spot can wear down
the enamel over time, creating a "cradle" or V-shaped indentation
where the nail usually sits. Ducky needs to keep things out of his
mouth, including hooves and webbed feet.
- Using Teeth as Tools: Holding metal objects (like bobby pins, nails,
or needles) between the front teeth can carve out a specific V-shaped
notch. Does Ducky play the guitar with his teeth?
- Crowding: If there isn't enough room in the jaw, the two central
incisors can tilt toward each other. Their inner edges touch while the
outer edges flare out, creating a V-shaped gap or angle at the bottom.
Will Donkey's front teeth were also on a swivel.
- Thumb Sucking: If the habit continued late into childhood, it could
have pushed the front teeth outward and into an angled, V-like
position. Does Ducky suck his...thumb?
- Developmental Issues - the permanent teeth grow in with a
crescent-shaped or V-shaped notch in the center of the biting edge.
This is a rare sign of congenital syphilis (passed from mother to
child). Was it determined that Will Donkey gave Ducky an STD? Was
Mildred involved?
- The teeth also tend to be smaller, peg-shaped, and more widely
spaced than normal. A severe lack of vitamins (specifically Vitamin
D, A, or C) during early childhood can stunt tooth development. Was
Ducky raised in the kennel?
-NancyGene, DDS and George Dunce's Trusted Dental Moose
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=704955280#704955280
Was he the before model for othodontists? If so, he must be rich.
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
Ducky!
PS: Can you remark on his propensity to show his ass off to a Douchebag?
Is it just trading farts or something more? Keep the sources anonymous.
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in news:78-dnVE5lPRspp_3nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Apparently you're mistaken.
Apparently
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Apparently you're mistaken.
"Cujo DeSockpuppet"
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in
news:78-dnVE5lPRspp_3nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Apparently you're mistaken.
Apparently xxxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxx
Actually,, "apparently", Will is right and MMP is wrong (again). As
the rest of the thread makes apparent, NG has been successfully
trolled yet again, and is having another Tizzy with Fries
It's only a matter of time before MMP joins in and turns the thread into
yet another Team Tizzy with Fries.
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
anipped - see OP
George J. Dance wrote:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
anipped - see OP
That was hilarious. Thanks for posting. I'm glad to see you
taking the "criticism" in stride.
On first read, I was going to object to your calling your
critics "poets". But on reflection, I think
you've put your finger on ont thing that makes poetry
very different from songwriting.
The music biz is mainly collaborative; even solo
singer-songwriters rely on others when creating their work,
o creativity requires making friends or associates, and learning to
work together. In contrast, poetry is mainly a one-
person thing. The difference thar comes from that is
that, while singers and songwriters tend to see each
other as potential helpers, to be encouraged and built
up, poets, tend to see each other as rivals or even
threats, to be diminished, denigrated, and ultimately
torn down.
That's probably lesson 1, which you're already
experiencing. What you've run into is a clique, or
in actuality what's left of one on usenet. (There are
a few more of them, but they've moved over to
Fakebook where they're apparently alive and well.)
I hope that allows you to make sense of what's happening,
since it's hard to figure that out on the fly. I think that most
people (regardless of background) tend to see initial reactions
to their work as a wall of noise, and it's hard to pick out
individual voices. That's one reason I haven't
commented on your work up till now, since I don't think that
what I had to say would be distinguishable.
Hence this post. After you've gotten to know me, and vice
versa, I hope what I have to say (both positive and negaive)
will carry more weight. For now, I'll leave it at that.
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
anipped - see OP
That was hilarious. Thanks for posting. I'm glad to see you
taking the "criticism" in stride.
On first read, I was going to object to your calling your
critics "poets". But on reflection, I think
you've put your finger on ont thing that makes poetry
very different from songwriting.
The music biz is mainly collaborative; even solo
singer-songwriters rely on others when creating their work,
o creativity requires making friends or associates, and learning to
work together. In contrast, poetry is mainly a one-
person thing. The difference thar comes from that is
that, while singers and songwriters tend to see each
other as potential helpers, to be encouraged and built
up, poets, tend to see each other as rivals or even
threats, to be diminished, denigrated, and ultimately
torn down.
That's probably lesson 1, which you're already
experiencing. What you've run into is a clique, or
in actuality what's left of one on usenet. (There are
a few more of them, but they've moved over to
Fakebook where they're apparently alive and well.)
I hope that allows you to make sense of what's happening,
since it's hard to figure that out on the fly. I think that most
people (regardless of background) tend to see initial reactions
to their work as a wall of noise, and it's hard to pick out
individual voices. That's one reason I haven't
commented on your work up till now, since I don't think that
what I had to say would be distinguishable.
Hence this post. After you've gotten to know me, and vice
versa, I hope what I have to say (both positive and negaive)
will carry more weight. For now, I'll leave it at that.
This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=704927304#704927304--
George J. Dance wrote:
[snip]
Freeagentprose wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
[snip]
George, I know of you through Will amd know that you are quite legit. I don't read anything in these comments unless Will points out that it has value (he directed me to this post), the rest of the comments in here for the most part are noise because these people aren't here for value building but rather a middle school playground bully session.
But I value your input amd will happily engage in critique and discussion. Thank you for your input.
Freeagentprose wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
[snip]
George, I know of you through Will amd know that you are quite legit. I don't read anything in these comments unless Will points out that it has value (he directed me to this post), the rest of the comments in here for the most part are noise because these people aren't here for value building but rather a middle school playground bully session.
But I value your input amd will happily engage in critique and discussion. Thank you for your input.
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
news:W9idnXawVrBHpp_3nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Ducky thinks he's an actor, model, writer and musician. We were
getting seasick watching him rock back and forth in the video. He
mispronounces words and uses the wrong form of words, which are signs
of a lack of education. His facial expressions are those of a duck.
There should never be a close-up of Ducky. Note that his front teeth
are V-shaped. As dental professionals, we give the following
evaluation:
- Uneven Alignment: The two central incisors do not appear perfectly
symmetrical. One seems slightly overlapped or angled differently than
the other. Are there dentists in Columbus?
- Worn Edges: The biting edges of the front teeth look somewhat jagged
or uneven, which can be a sign of wear from tooth-on-tooth contact or
minor chipping. Did Will Donkey punch or kick Ducky in the mouth?
- Discoloration: There appears to be some yellowish staining or
darkening near the gum line and between the teeth, which could be due
to plaque buildup, tartar, or natural staining. Chewing tobacco?
- Recession: The gum tissue around the top of the teeth appears to be
higher than average, which might indicate mild gingival recession.
Ducky needs a deep cleaning (head to toe).
- Nail Biting: Constant biting of nails in the same spot can wear down
the enamel over time, creating a "cradle" or V-shaped indentation
where the nail usually sits. Ducky needs to keep things out of his
mouth, including hooves and webbed feet.
- Using Teeth as Tools: Holding metal objects (like bobby pins, nails,
or needles) between the front teeth can carve out a specific V-shaped
notch. Does Ducky play the guitar with his teeth?
- Crowding: If there isn't enough room in the jaw, the two central
incisors can tilt toward each other. Their inner edges touch while the
outer edges flare out, creating a V-shaped gap or angle at the bottom.
Will Donkey's front teeth were also on a swivel.
- Thumb Sucking: If the habit continued late into childhood, it could
have pushed the front teeth outward and into an angled, V-like
position. Does Ducky suck his...thumb?
- Developmental Issues - the permanent teeth grow in with a
crescent-shaped or V-shaped notch in the center of the biting edge.
This is a rare sign of congenital syphilis (passed from mother to
child). Was it determined that Will Donkey gave Ducky an STD? Was
Mildred involved?
- The teeth also tend to be smaller, peg-shaped, and more widely
spaced than normal. A severe lack of vitamins (specifically Vitamin
D, A, or C) during early childhood can stunt tooth development. Was
Ducky raised in the kennel?
-NancyGene, DDS and George Dunce's Trusted Dental Moose
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=704955280#704955280
Was he the before model for othodontists? If so, he must be rich.
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
Ducky!
PS: Can you remark on his propensity to show his ass off to a Douchebag?
Is it just trading farts or something more? Keep the sources anonymous.
Yes, of course, but it will have to be tomorrow, since we are seeing patients this evening through Dentists Without Borders. (That is "Borders" not "Benders.") Ducky's Dilemma has been the subject of poetry and prose for decades. It is rather like the chicken and the egg, but with cavities. Have you heard of the hairstyle the greasers used to wear--the D.A. or "Duck's Ass?" Named after Ducky. Even Chunk has that.
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
And... let the mass tizzy begin.
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
news:W9idnXawVrBHpp_3nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares
enough to respond.
Ducky thinks he's an actor, model, writer and musician. We were
getting seasick watching him rock back and forth in the video. He
mispronounces words and uses the wrong form of words, which are
signs of a lack of education. His facial expressions are those of a
duck.
There should never be a close-up of Ducky. Note that his front
teeth are V-shaped. As dental professionals, we give the following
evaluation:
- Uneven Alignment: The two central incisors do not appear perfectly
symmetrical. One seems slightly overlapped or angled differently
than the other. Are there dentists in Columbus?
- Worn Edges: The biting edges of the front teeth look somewhat
jagged or uneven, which can be a sign of wear from tooth-on-tooth
contact or minor chipping. Did Will Donkey punch or kick Ducky in
the mouth?
- Discoloration: There appears to be some yellowish staining or
darkening near the gum line and between the teeth, which could be
due to plaque buildup, tartar, or natural staining. Chewing
tobacco?
- Recession: The gum tissue around the top of the teeth appears to
be higher than average, which might indicate mild gingival
recession. Ducky needs a deep cleaning (head to toe).
- Nail Biting: Constant biting of nails in the same spot can wear
down the enamel over time, creating a "cradle" or V-shaped
indentation where the nail usually sits. Ducky needs to keep things
out of his mouth, including hooves and webbed feet.
- Using Teeth as Tools: Holding metal objects (like bobby pins,
nails, or needles) between the front teeth can carve out a specific
V-shaped notch. Does Ducky play the guitar with his teeth?
- Crowding: If there isn't enough room in the jaw, the two central
incisors can tilt toward each other. Their inner edges touch while
the outer edges flare out, creating a V-shaped gap or angle at the
bottom. Will Donkey's front teeth were also on a swivel.
- Thumb Sucking: If the habit continued late into childhood, it
could have pushed the front teeth outward and into an angled, V-like
position. Does Ducky suck his...thumb?
- Developmental Issues - the permanent teeth grow in with a
crescent-shaped or V-shaped notch in the center of the biting edge.
This is a rare sign of congenital syphilis (passed from mother to
child). Was it determined that Will Donkey gave Ducky an STD? Was
Mildred involved?
- The teeth also tend to be smaller, peg-shaped, and more widely
spaced than normal. A severe lack of vitamins (specifically Vitamin
D, A, or C) during early childhood can stunt tooth development. Was
Ducky raised in the kennel?
-NancyGene, DDS and George Dunce's Trusted Dental Moose
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=704955280#704955280
Was he the before model for othodontists? If so, he must be rich.
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
Ducky!
PS: Can you remark on his propensity to show his ass off to a
Douchebag? Is it just trading farts or something more? Keep the
sources anonymous.
Yes, of course, but it will have to be tomorrow, since we are seeing
patients this evening through Dentists Without Borders. (That is
"Borders" not "Benders.") Ducky's Dilemma has been the subject of
poetry and prose for decades. It is rather like the chicken and the
egg, but with cavities. Have you heard of the hairstyle the greasers
used to wear--the D.A. or "Duck's Ass?" Named after Ducky. Even Chunk
has that.
[quote="Cujo DeSockpuppet"]will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in
news:78-dnVE5lPRspp_3nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Apparently you're mistaken.
Apparently you're a lying Douchebag.
Actually,, "apparently", Will is right and MMP is wrong (again). As
the rest of the thread makes apparent, NG has been successfully
trolled yet again, and is having another Tizzy with Fries
It's only a matter of time before MMP joins in and turns the thread
into yet another Team Tizzy with Fries.
George J. Dance wrote:
[snip]
George, I know of you through Will amd know that you are quite legit.
I don't read anything in these comments unless Will points out that it
has value (he directed me to this post), the rest of the comments in
here for the most part are noise because these people aren't here for
value building but rather a middle school playground bully session.
But I value your input amd will happily engage in critique and
discussion. Thank you for your input.
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
[snip]
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:CcOdneXu1aTn6J_3nZ2dnZfqnPWdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
news:W9idnXawVrBHpp_3nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares
enough to respond.
Ducky thinks he's an actor, model, writer and musician. We were
getting seasick watching him rock back and forth in the video. He
mispronounces words and uses the wrong form of words, which are
signs of a lack of education. His facial expressions are those of a
duck.
There should never be a close-up of Ducky. Note that his front
teeth are V-shaped. As dental professionals, we give the following
evaluation:
- Uneven Alignment: The two central incisors do not appear perfectly
symmetrical. One seems slightly overlapped or angled differently
than the other. Are there dentists in Columbus?
- Worn Edges: The biting edges of the front teeth look somewhat
jagged or uneven, which can be a sign of wear from tooth-on-tooth
contact or minor chipping. Did Will Donkey punch or kick Ducky in
the mouth?
- Discoloration: There appears to be some yellowish staining or
darkening near the gum line and between the teeth, which could be
due to plaque buildup, tartar, or natural staining. Chewing
tobacco?
- Recession: The gum tissue around the top of the teeth appears to
be higher than average, which might indicate mild gingival
recession. Ducky needs a deep cleaning (head to toe).
- Nail Biting: Constant biting of nails in the same spot can wear
down the enamel over time, creating a "cradle" or V-shaped
indentation where the nail usually sits. Ducky needs to keep things
out of his mouth, including hooves and webbed feet.
- Using Teeth as Tools: Holding metal objects (like bobby pins,
nails, or needles) between the front teeth can carve out a specific
V-shaped notch. Does Ducky play the guitar with his teeth?
- Crowding: If there isn't enough room in the jaw, the two central
incisors can tilt toward each other. Their inner edges touch while
the outer edges flare out, creating a V-shaped gap or angle at the
bottom. Will Donkey's front teeth were also on a swivel.
- Thumb Sucking: If the habit continued late into childhood, it
could have pushed the front teeth outward and into an angled, V-like
position. Does Ducky suck his...thumb?
- Developmental Issues - the permanent teeth grow in with a
crescent-shaped or V-shaped notch in the center of the biting edge.
This is a rare sign of congenital syphilis (passed from mother to
child). Was it determined that Will Donkey gave Ducky an STD? Was
Mildred involved?
- The teeth also tend to be smaller, peg-shaped, and more widely
spaced than normal. A severe lack of vitamins (specifically Vitamin
D, A, or C) during early childhood can stunt tooth development. Was
Ducky raised in the kennel?
-NancyGene, DDS and George Dunce's Trusted Dental Moose
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=704955280#704955280
Was he the before model for othodontists? If so, he must be rich.
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
Ducky!
PS: Can you remark on his propensity to show his ass off to a
Douchebag? Is it just trading farts or something more? Keep the
sources anonymous.
Yes, of course, but it will have to be tomorrow, since we are seeing
patients this evening through Dentists Without Borders. (That is
"Borders" not "Benders.") Ducky's Dilemma has been the subject of
poetry and prose for decades. It is rather like the chicken and the
egg, but with cavities. Have you heard of the hairstyle the greasers
used to wear--the D.A. or "Duck's Ass?" Named after Ducky. Even Chunk
has that.
I had a thought on the way home about his semi-unique "notch". It appears
to be a symptom of something like a needled*ck hitting the same area over
and over. I couldn't tell is he has no chin because of genetics and inbreeding or because of the "needled*ck effect".
I know we're getting into the nature vs. nurture thang, but I had to say
it because Ducky needs a sympathetic person rather than a malignant narcissist Douchebag.
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in news:78-dnVE5lPRspp_3nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Apparently you're mistaken.
Apparently you're a lying Douchebag.
Actually,, "apparently", Will is right and MMP is wrong (again). As
the rest of the thread makes apparent, NG has been successfully
trolled yet again, and is having another Tizzy with Fries
It's only a matter of time before MMP joins in and turns the thread into
yet another Team Tizzy with Fries.
.
NancyGene wrote:
[snip]
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
anipped - see OP
That was hilarious. Thanks for posting. I'm glad to see you
taking the "criticism" in stride.
On first read, I was going to object to your calling your
critics "poets". But on reflection, I think
you've put your finger on ont thing that makes poetry
very different from songwriting.
The music biz is mainly collaborative; even solo
singer-songwriters rely on others when creating their work,
o creativity requires making friends or associates, and learning to
work together. In contrast, poetry is mainly a one-
person thing. The difference thar comes from that is
that, while singers and songwriters tend to see each
other as potential helpers, to be encouraged and built
up, poets, tend to see each other as rivals or even
threats, to be diminished, denigrated, and ultimately
torn down.
That's probably lesson 1, which you're already
experiencing. What you've run into is a clique, or
in actuality what's left of one on usenet. (There are
a few more of them, but they've moved over to
Fakebook where they're apparently alive and well.)
I hope that allows you to make sense of what's happening,
since it's hard to figure that out on the fly. I think that most
people (regardless of background) tend to see initial reactions
to their work as a wall of noise, and it's hard to pick out
individual voices. That's one reason I haven't
commented on your work up till now, since I don't think that
what I had to say would be distinguishable.
Hence this post. After you've gotten to know me, and vice
versa, I hope what I have to say (both positive and negaive)
will carry more weight. For now, I'll leave it at that.
georgedance04@yahoo-dot-ca.no-spam.invalid (George J. Dance) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
anipped - see OP
That was hilarious. Thanks for posting. I'm glad to see you
taking the "criticism" in stride.
On first read, I was going to object to your calling your
critics "poets". But on reflection, I think
you've put your finger on ont thing that makes poetry
very different from songwriting.
Petty Dunce. His critics are published poets.
Jealous much?
The music biz is mainly collaborative; even solo
singer-songwriters rely on others when creating their work,
o creativity requires making friends or associates, and learning to
work together. In contrast, poetry is mainly a one-
person thing. The difference thar comes from that is
that, while singers and songwriters tend to see each
other as potential helpers, to be encouraged and built
up, poets, tend to see each other as rivals or even
threats, to be diminished, denigrated, and ultimately
torn down.
Actually, the former a.a.p.c. poets are a very collaborative group.
NancyGene has collaborated with me, with Jim, and with Karen; Jim has collaborated with Ash, etc.
In fact, NancyGene and Karen will have a collaborative poem in our next issue of AYoS.
Nor do we view one another as "rivals" or "threats." We often critique, praise, and/or offer constructive corrections for one another's work.
AYoS was, as you are well aware, founded to serve as forum for displaying and discussing the group's poetry, and NancyGene and I devote a great deal
of time and effort in preparing a new issue every month.
We want one another to succeed. One of the AYoS poets published a collection last year. The book opens with a critique that I'd written, and has a quote/blurb by me on the back cover.
I also create full color ads for the poetry books of AYoS's contributors and included them in our annual anthology free of charge.
Hell, I'm the one who told you about Amazon print-on-demand options when you wanted to publish Will's poetry book. And I've even fixed up some of Will's poetry, free of charge.
You, otoh, are the one who sees other poets as competitors. The first time I posted a poem here, you snapped at me for posting it in "your" thread.
I thought I was contributing a similarly Autumn-themed poem -- you saw me as trying to steal the spotlight form you.
It's a shame that you have such a jaded view of the world as to view other poets as threats. It forces you to live your life in an ongoing series of petty "tit-for-tat" battles, and
to abstain from helping others unless you expect to receive something in return.
That's a very petty way to spend one's life.
That's probably lesson 1, which you're already
experiencing. What you've run into is a clique, or
in actuality what's left of one on usenet. (There are
a few more of them, but they've moved over to
Fakebook where they're apparently alive and well.)
Why should a group of poets be called a "clique"? We're just a group of writers who share a love of poetry.
You and Will shut yourselves out from the group -- not the other way around.
I hope that allows you to make sense of what's happening,
since it's hard to figure that out on the fly. I think that most
people (regardless of background) tend to see initial reactions
to their work as a wall of noise, and it's hard to pick out
individual voices. That's one reason I haven't
commented on your work up till now, since I don't think that
what I had to say would be distinguishable.
Ducky writes songs. This is a poetry group. Poets in a poetry group want to discuss poetry
-- not song lyrics (or Star Trek, dinosaurs, or the goings on at the local Columbus pizzeria).
Naturally, a pair of songwriters posting videos of themselves singing/playing music isn't going to fly.
Hence this post. After you've gotten to know me, and vice
versa, I hope what I have to say (both positive and negaive)
will carry more weight. For now, I'll leave it at that.
At the end of the month, the poets will have left the building. Will Donkey will be free to turn this "group" into
his personal message board, and to plaster it with snapshots from his family photo album, and to exchange personal messages
with his family and friends -- just as he does on the "Facebook Edition" page.
Tough it out another two weeks, and you'll be flying high. Quack! Quack!
Michael Pendragon <user17124@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:
georgedance04@yahoo-dot-ca.no-spam.invalid (George J. Dance) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
anipped - see OP
That was hilarious. Thanks for posting. I'm glad to see you
taking the "criticism" in stride.
On first read, I was going to object to your calling your
critics "poets". But on reflection, I think
you've put your finger on ont thing that makes poetry
very different from songwriting.
Petty Dunce. His critics are published poets.
Jealous much?
The music biz is mainly collaborative; even solo
singer-songwriters rely on others when creating their work,
o creativity requires making friends or associates, and learning to
work together. In contrast, poetry is mainly a one-
person thing. The difference thar comes from that is
that, while singers and songwriters tend to see each
other as potential helpers, to be encouraged and built
up, poets, tend to see each other as rivals or even
threats, to be diminished, denigrated, and ultimately
torn down.
Actually, the former a.a.p.c. poets are a very collaborative group.
NancyGene has collaborated with me, with Jim, and with Karen; Jim has collaborated with Ash, etc.
In fact, NancyGene and Karen will have a collaborative poem in our next issue of AYoS.
Nor do we view one another as "rivals" or "threats." We often critique, praise, and/or offer constructive corrections for one another's work.
AYoS was, as you are well aware, founded to serve as forum for displaying and discussing the group's poetry, and NancyGene and I devote a great deal
of time and effort in preparing a new issue every month.
We want one another to succeed. One of the AYoS poets published a collection last year. The book opens with a critique that I'd written, and has a quote/blurb by me on the back cover.
I also create full color ads for the poetry books of AYoS's contributors and included them in our annual anthology free of charge.
Hell, I'm the one who told you about Amazon print-on-demand options when you wanted to publish Will's poetry book. And I've even fixed up some of Will's poetry, free of charge.
You, otoh, are the one who sees other poets as competitors. The first time I posted a poem here, you snapped at me for posting it in "your" thread.
I thought I was contributing a similarly Autumn-themed poem -- you saw me as trying to steal the spotlight form you.
It's a shame that you have such a jaded view of the world as to view other poets as threats. It forces you to live your life in an ongoing series of petty "tit-for-tat" battles, and
to abstain from helping others unless you expect to receive something in return.
That's a very petty way to spend one's life.
That's probably lesson 1, which you're already
experiencing. What you've run into is a clique, or
in actuality what's left of one on usenet. (There are
a few more of them, but they've moved over to
Fakebook where they're apparently alive and well.)
Why should a group of poets be called a "clique"? We're just a group of writers who share a love of poetry.
You and Will shut yourselves out from the group -- not the other way around.
I hope that allows you to make sense of what's happening,
since it's hard to figure that out on the fly. I think that most
people (regardless of background) tend to see initial reactions
to their work as a wall of noise, and it's hard to pick out
individual voices. That's one reason I haven't
commented on your work up till now, since I don't think that
what I had to say would be distinguishable.
Ducky writes songs. This is a poetry group. Poets in a poetry group want to discuss poetry
-- not song lyrics (or Star Trek, dinosaurs, or the goings on at the local Columbus pizzeria).
Naturally, a pair of songwriters posting videos of themselves singing/playing music isn't going to fly.
Hence this post. After you've gotten to know me, and vice
versa, I hope what I have to say (both positive and negaive)
will carry more weight. For now, I'll leave it at that.
At the end of the month, the poets will have left the building. Will Donkey will be free to turn this "group" into
his personal message board, and to plaster it with snapshots from his family photo album, and to exchange personal messages
with his family and friends -- just as he does on the "Facebook Edition" page.
Tough it out another two weeks, and you'll be flying high. Quack! Quack!
Why wait, Pendragon?
Why not just leave today?
EfyA
NancyGene wrote:
[snip]
Your bizarre and nasty fantasies are noted and removed, Nancy G.
And so it goes.
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in news:78-dnVE5lPRspp_3nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Apparently you're mistaken.
Apparently you're a lying Douchebag.
Actually,, "apparently", Will is right and MMP is wrong (again). As
the rest of the thread makes apparent, NG has been successfully
trolled yet again, and is having another Tizzy with Fries
It's only a matter of time before MMP joins in and turns the thread into
yet another Team Tizzy with Fries.
.
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
news:CcOdneXu1aTn6J_3nZ2dnZfqnPWdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
in news:W9idnXawVrBHpp_3nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares
enough to respond.
Ducky thinks he's an actor, model, writer and musician. We were
getting seasick watching him rock back and forth in the video. He
mispronounces words and uses the wrong form of words, which are
signs of a lack of education. His facial expressions are those of a
duck.
There should never be a close-up of Ducky. Note that his front
teeth are V-shaped. As dental professionals, we give the following
evaluation:
- Uneven Alignment: The two central incisors do not appear perfectly
symmetrical. One seems slightly overlapped or angled differently
than the other. Are there dentists in Columbus?
- Worn Edges: The biting edges of the front teeth look somewhat
jagged or uneven, which can be a sign of wear from tooth-on-tooth
contact or minor chipping. Did Will Donkey punch or kick Ducky in
the mouth?
- Discoloration: There appears to be some yellowish staining or
darkening near the gum line and between the teeth, which could be
due to plaque buildup, tartar, or natural staining. Chewing
tobacco?
- Recession: The gum tissue around the top of the teeth appears to
be higher than average, which might indicate mild gingival
recession. Ducky needs a deep cleaning (head to toe).
- Nail Biting: Constant biting of nails in the same spot can wear
down the enamel over time, creating a "cradle" or V-shaped
indentation where the nail usually sits. Ducky needs to keep things
out of his mouth, including hooves and webbed feet.
- Using Teeth as Tools: Holding metal objects (like bobby pins,
nails, or needles) between the front teeth can carve out a specific
V-shaped notch. Does Ducky play the guitar with his teeth?
- Crowding: If there isn't enough room in the jaw, the two central
incisors can tilt toward each other. Their inner edges touch while
the outer edges flare out, creating a V-shaped gap or angle at the
bottom. Will Donkey's front teeth were also on a swivel.
- Thumb Sucking: If the habit continued late into childhood, it
could have pushed the front teeth outward and into an angled, V-like
position. Does Ducky suck his...thumb?
- Developmental Issues - the permanent teeth grow in with a
crescent-shaped or V-shaped notch in the center of the biting edge.
This is a rare sign of congenital syphilis (passed from mother to
child). Was it determined that Will Donkey gave Ducky an STD? Was
Mildred involved?
- The teeth also tend to be smaller, peg-shaped, and more widely
spaced than normal. A severe lack of vitamins (specifically Vitamin
D, A, or C) during early childhood can stunt tooth development. Was
Ducky raised in the kennel?
-NancyGene, DDS and George Dunce's Trusted Dental Moose
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=704955280#704955280
Was he the before model for othodontists? If so, he must be rich.
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
Ducky!
PS: Can you remark on his propensity to show his ass off to a
Douchebag? Is it just trading farts or something more? Keep the
sources anonymous.
Yes, of course, but it will have to be tomorrow, since we are seeing
patients this evening through Dentists Without Borders. (That is
"Borders" not "Benders.") Ducky's Dilemma has been the subject of
poetry and prose for decades. It is rather like the chicken and the
egg, but with cavities. Have you heard of the hairstyle the
greasers used to wear--the D.A. or "Duck's Ass?" Named after Ducky.
Even Chunk has that.
I had a thought on the way home about his semi-unique "notch". It
appears to be a symptom of something like a needled*ck hitting the
same area over and over. I couldn't tell is he has no chin because of
genetics and inbreeding or because of the "needled*ck effect".
I know we're getting into the nature vs. nurture thang, but I had to
say it because Ducky needs a sympathetic person rather than a
malignant narcissist Douchebag.
So it is rapid evolution or adaptation? Is "needledick" common in Shitkickerville? Ducky's relatives hung around ponds, whereas Mildred haunted the dog parks and the pound. Ducky's dad was a quack.
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
NancyGene wrote:
[snip]
Your bizarre and nasty fantasies are noted and removed, Nancy G.
And so it goes.
It looked more like a dental evaluation to me:
Ducky thinks he's an actor, model, writer and musician. We were getting seasick watching him rock back and forth in the video. He mispronounces words and uses the wrong form of words, which are signs of a lack of education. His facial expressions are those of a duck.
There should never be a close-up of Ducky. Note that his front teeth are V-shaped. As dental professionals, we give the following evaluation:
- Uneven Alignment: The two central incisors do not appear perfectly symmetrical. One seems slightly overlapped or angled differently than the other. Are there dentists in Columbus?
- Worn Edges: The biting edges of the front teeth look somewhat jagged or uneven, which can be a sign of wear from tooth-on-tooth contact or minor chipping. Did Will Donkey punch or kick Ducky in the mouth?
- Discoloration: There appears to be some yellowish staining or darkening near the gum line and between the teeth, which could be due to plaque buildup, tartar, or natural staining. Chewing tobacco?
- Recession: The gum tissue around the top of the teeth appears to be higher than average, which might indicate mild gingival recession. Ducky needs a deep cleaning (head to toe).
- Nail Biting: Constant biting of nails in the same spot can wear down the enamel over time, creating a "cradle" or V-shaped indentation where the nail usually sits. Ducky needs to keep things out of his mouth, including hooves and webbed feet.
- Using Teeth as Tools: Holding metal objects (like bobby pins, nails, or needles) between the front teeth can carve out a specific V-shaped notch. Does Ducky play the guitar with his teeth?
- Crowding: If there isn't enough room in the jaw, the two central incisors can tilt toward each other. Their inner edges touch while the outer edges flare out, creating a V-shaped gap or angle at the bottom. Will Donkey's front teeth were also on a swivel.
- Thumb Sucking: If the habit continued late into childhood, it could have pushed the front teeth outward and into an angled, V-like position. Does Ducky suck his...thumb?
- Developmental Issues - the permanent teeth grow in with a crescent-shaped or V-shaped notch in the center of the biting edge. This is a rare sign of congenital syphilis (passed from mother to child). Was it determined that Will Donkey gave Ducky an STD? Was Mildred involved?
- The teeth also tend to be smaller, peg-shaped, and more widely spaced than normal. A severe lack of vitamins (specifically Vitamin D, A, or C) during early childhood can stunt tooth development. Was Ducky raised in the kennel?
-NancyGene, DDS and George Dunce's Trusted Dental Moose
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:8ZicnYBue75z55n3nZ2dnZfqn_WdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
news:CcOdneXu1aTn6J_3nZ2dnZfqnPWdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
in news:W9idnXawVrBHpp_3nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares
enough to respond.
Ducky thinks he's an actor, model, writer and musician. We were
getting seasick watching him rock back and forth in the video. He
mispronounces words and uses the wrong form of words, which are
signs of a lack of education. His facial expressions are those of a
duck.
There should never be a close-up of Ducky. Note that his front
teeth are V-shaped. As dental professionals, we give the following
evaluation:
- Uneven Alignment: The two central incisors do not appear perfectly
symmetrical. One seems slightly overlapped or angled differently
than the other. Are there dentists in Columbus?
- Worn Edges: The biting edges of the front teeth look somewhat
jagged or uneven, which can be a sign of wear from tooth-on-tooth
contact or minor chipping. Did Will Donkey punch or kick Ducky in
the mouth?
- Discoloration: There appears to be some yellowish staining or
darkening near the gum line and between the teeth, which could be
due to plaque buildup, tartar, or natural staining. Chewing
tobacco?
- Recession: The gum tissue around the top of the teeth appears to
be higher than average, which might indicate mild gingival
recession. Ducky needs a deep cleaning (head to toe).
- Nail Biting: Constant biting of nails in the same spot can wear
down the enamel over time, creating a "cradle" or V-shaped
indentation where the nail usually sits. Ducky needs to keep things
out of his mouth, including hooves and webbed feet.
- Using Teeth as Tools: Holding metal objects (like bobby pins,
nails, or needles) between the front teeth can carve out a specific
V-shaped notch. Does Ducky play the guitar with his teeth?
- Crowding: If there isn't enough room in the jaw, the two central
incisors can tilt toward each other. Their inner edges touch while
the outer edges flare out, creating a V-shaped gap or angle at the
bottom. Will Donkey's front teeth were also on a swivel.
- Thumb Sucking: If the habit continued late into childhood, it
could have pushed the front teeth outward and into an angled, V-like
position. Does Ducky suck his...thumb?
- Developmental Issues - the permanent teeth grow in with a
crescent-shaped or V-shaped notch in the center of the biting edge.
This is a rare sign of congenital syphilis (passed from mother to
child). Was it determined that Will Donkey gave Ducky an STD? Was
Mildred involved?
- The teeth also tend to be smaller, peg-shaped, and more widely
spaced than normal. A severe lack of vitamins (specifically Vitamin
D, A, or C) during early childhood can stunt tooth development. Was
Ducky raised in the kennel?
-NancyGene, DDS and George Dunce's Trusted Dental Moose
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=704955280#704955280
Was he the before model for othodontists? If so, he must be rich.
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
Ducky!
PS: Can you remark on his propensity to show his ass off to a
Douchebag? Is it just trading farts or something more? Keep the
sources anonymous.
Yes, of course, but it will have to be tomorrow, since we are seeing
patients this evening through Dentists Without Borders. (That is
"Borders" not "Benders.") Ducky's Dilemma has been the subject of
poetry and prose for decades. It is rather like the chicken and the
egg, but with cavities. Have you heard of the hairstyle the
greasers used to wear--the D.A. or "Duck's Ass?" Named after Ducky.
Even Chunk has that.
I had a thought on the way home about his semi-unique "notch". It
appears to be a symptom of something like a needled*ck hitting the
same area over and over. I couldn't tell is he has no chin because of
genetics and inbreeding or because of the "needled*ck effect".
I know we're getting into the nature vs. nurture thang, but I had to
say it because Ducky needs a sympathetic person rather than a
malignant narcissist Douchebag.
So it is rapid evolution or adaptation? Is "needled*ck" common in
Shitkickerville? Ducky's relatives hung around ponds, whereas Mildred
haunted the dog parks and the pound. Ducky's dad was a quack.
I heard Ducky the Quack Head once flew upside down and quacked up.
--
"The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to
you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
news:8ZicnYBue75z55n3nZ2dnZfqn_WdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
in news:CcOdneXu1aTn6J_3nZ2dnZfqnPWdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
in news:W9idnXawVrBHpp_3nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares
enough to respond.
Ducky thinks he's an actor, model, writer and musician. We were
getting seasick watching him rock back and forth in the video. He
mispronounces words and uses the wrong form of words, which are
signs of a lack of education. His facial expressions are those of a
duck.
There should never be a close-up of Ducky. Note that his front
teeth are V-shaped. As dental professionals, we give the following
evaluation:
- Uneven Alignment: The two central incisors do not appear perfectly
symmetrical. One seems slightly overlapped or angled differently
than the other. Are there dentists in Columbus?
- Worn Edges: The biting edges of the front teeth look somewhat
jagged or uneven, which can be a sign of wear from tooth-on-tooth
contact or minor chipping. Did Will Donkey punch or kick Ducky in
the mouth?
- Discoloration: There appears to be some yellowish staining or
darkening near the gum line and between the teeth, which could be
due to plaque buildup, tartar, or natural staining. Chewing
tobacco?
- Recession: The gum tissue around the top of the teeth appears to
be higher than average, which might indicate mild gingival
recession. Ducky needs a deep cleaning (head to toe).
- Nail Biting: Constant biting of nails in the same spot can wear
down the enamel over time, creating a "cradle" or V-shaped
indentation where the nail usually sits. Ducky needs to keep things
out of his mouth, including hooves and webbed feet.
- Using Teeth as Tools: Holding metal objects (like bobby pins,
nails, or needles) between the front teeth can carve out a specific
V-shaped notch. Does Ducky play the guitar with his teeth?
- Crowding: If there isn't enough room in the jaw, the two central
incisors can tilt toward each other. Their inner edges touch while
the outer edges flare out, creating a V-shaped gap or angle at the
bottom. Will Donkey's front teeth were also on a swivel.
- Thumb Sucking: If the habit continued late into childhood, it
could have pushed the front teeth outward and into an angled, V-like
position. Does Ducky suck his...thumb?
- Developmental Issues - the permanent teeth grow in with a
crescent-shaped or V-shaped notch in the center of the biting edge.
This is a rare sign of congenital syphilis (passed from mother to
child). Was it determined that Will Donkey gave Ducky an STD? Was
Mildred involved?
- The teeth also tend to be smaller, peg-shaped, and more widely
spaced than normal. A severe lack of vitamins (specifically Vitamin
D, A, or C) during early childhood can stunt tooth development. Was
Ducky raised in the kennel?
-NancyGene, DDS and George Dunce's Trusted Dental Moose
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Was he the before model for othodontists? If so, he must be rich.
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
Ducky!
PS: Can you remark on his propensity to show his ass off to a
Douchebag? Is it just trading farts or something more? Keep the
sources anonymous.
Yes, of course, but it will have to be tomorrow, since we are seeing
patients this evening through Dentists Without Borders. (That is
"Borders" not "Benders.") Ducky's Dilemma has been the subject of
poetry and prose for decades. It is rather like the chicken and the
egg, but with cavities. Have you heard of the hairstyle the
greasers used to wear--the D.A. or "Duck's Ass?" Named after Ducky.
Even Chunk has that.
I had a thought on the way home about his semi-unique "notch". It
appears to be a symptom of something like a needled*ck hitting the
same area over and over. I couldn't tell is he has no chin because
of genetics and inbreeding or because of the "needled*ck effect".
I know we're getting into the nature vs. nurture thang, but I had to
say it because Ducky needs a sympathetic person rather than a
malignant narcissist Douchebag.
So it is rapid evolution or adaptation? Is "needled*ck" common in
Shitkickerville? Ducky's relatives hung around ponds, whereas
Mildred haunted the dog parks and the pound. Ducky's dad was a
quack.
I heard Ducky the Quack Head once flew upside down and quacked up.
If Ducky flew upside down, would he not crap on himself? We have
heard of "loose as a goose," but "a quack can't hold back" would be
messy.
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Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
Michael Pendragon wrote:
georgedance04@yahoo-dot-ca.no-spam.invalid (George J. Dance) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
anipped - see OP
That was hilarious. Thanks for posting. I'm glad to see you
taking the "criticism" in stride.
On first read, I was going to object to your calling your
critics "poets". But on reflection, I think
you've put your finger on ont thing that makes poetry
very different from songwriting.
Petty Dunce. His critics are published poets.
Jealous much?
]
The music biz is mainly collaborative; even solo
singer-songwriters rely on others when creating their work,
o creativity requires making friends or associates, and learning to
work together. In contrast, poetry is mainly a one-
person thing. The difference thar comes from that is
that, while singers and songwriters tend to see each
other as potential helpers, to be encouraged and built
up, poets, tend to see each other as rivals or even
threats, to be diminished, denigrated, and ultimately
torn down.
Actually, the former a.a.p.c. poets are a very collaborative group.
NancyGene has collaborated with me, with Jim, and with Karen; Jim has collaborated with Ash, etc.
In fact, NancyGene and Karen will have a collaborative poem in our next issue of AYoS.
Nor do we view one another as "rivals" or "threats." We often critique, praise, and/or offer constructive corrections for one another's work.
AYoS was, as you are well aware, founded to serve as forum for displaying and discussing the group's poetry, and NancyGene and I devote a great deal
of time and effort in preparing a new issue every month.
We want one another to succeed. One of the AYoS poets published a collection last year. The book opens with a critique that I'd written, and has a quote/blurb by me on the back cover.
I also create full color ads for the poetry books of AYoS's contributors and included them in our annual anthology free of charge.
Hell, I'm the one who told you about Amazon print-on-demand options when you wanted to publish Will's poetry book. And I've even fixed up some of Will's poetry, free of charge.
You, otoh, are the one who sees other poets as competitors. The first time I posted a poem here, you snapped at me for posting it in "your" thread.
I thought I was contributing a similarly Autumn-themed poem -- you saw me as trying to steal the spotlight form you.
It's a shame that you have such a jaded view of the world as to view other poets as threats.
It forces you to live your life in an ongoing series of petty "tit-for-tat" battles, and
to abstain from helping others unless you expect to receive something in return.
That's a very petty way to spend one's life.
Michael Pendragon wrote:
georgedance04@yahoo-dot-ca.no-spam.invalid (George J. Dance) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
anipped - see OP
That was hilarious. Thanks for posting. I'm glad to see you
taking the "criticism" in stride.
On first read, I was going to object to your calling your
critics "poets". But on reflection, I think
you've put your finger on ont thing that makes poetry
very different from songwriting.
Petty Dunce. His critics are published poets.
Jealous much?
The music biz is mainly collaborative; even solo
singer-songwriters rely on others when creating their work,
o creativity requires making friends or associates, and learning to
work together. In contrast, poetry is mainly a one-
person thing. The difference thar comes from that is
that, while singers and songwriters tend to see each
other as potential helpers, to be encouraged and built
up, poets, tend to see each other as rivals or even
threats, to be diminished, denigrated, and ultimately
torn down.
Actually, the former a.a.p.c. poets are a very collaborative group.
NancyGene has collaborated with me, with Jim, and with Karen; Jim has collaborated with Ash, etc.
In fact, NancyGene and Karen will have a collaborative poem in our next issue of AYoS.
Nor do we view one another as "rivals" or "threats." We often critique, praise, and/or offer constructive corrections for one another's work.
AYoS was, as you are well aware, founded to serve as forum for displaying and discussing the group's poetry, and NancyGene and I devote a great deal
of time and effort in preparing a new issue every month.
We want one another to succeed. One of the AYoS poets published a collection last year. The book opens with a critique that I'd written, and has a quote/blurb by me on the back cover.
I also create full color ads for the poetry books of AYoS's contributors and included them in our annual anthology free of charge.
Hell, I'm the one who told you about Amazon print-on-demand options when you wanted to publish Will's poetry book. And I've even fixed up some of Will's poetry, free of charge.
You, otoh, are the one who sees other poets as competitors. The first time I posted a poem here, you snapped at me for posting it in "your" thread.
I thought I was contributing a similarly Autumn-themed poem -- you saw me as trying to steal the spotlight form you.
It's a shame that you have such a jaded view of the world as to view other poets as threats. It forces you to live your life in an ongoing series of petty "tit-for-tat" battles, and
to abstain from helping others unless you expect to receive something in return.
That's a very petty way to spend one's life.
That's probably lesson 1, which you're already
experiencing. What you've run into is a clique, or
in actuality what's left of one on usenet. (There are
a few more of them, but they've moved over to
Fakebook where they're apparently alive and well.)
Why should a group of poets be called a "clique"? We're just a group of writers who share a love of poetry.
You and Will shut yourselves out from the group -- not the other way around.
I hope that allows you to make sense of what's happening,
since it's hard to figure that out on the fly. I think that most
people (regardless of background) tend to see initial reactions
to their work as a wall of noise, and it's hard to pick out
individual voices. That's one reason I haven't
commented on your work up till now, since I don't think that
what I had to say would be distinguishable.
Ducky writes songs. This is a poetry group. Poets in a poetry group want to discuss poetry
-- not song lyrics (or Star Trek, dinosaurs, or the goings on at the local Columbus pizzeria).
Naturally, a pair of songwriters posting videos of themselves singing/playing music isn't going to fly.
Hence this post. After you've gotten to know me, and vice
versa, I hope what I have to say (both positive and negaive)
will carry more weight. For now, I'll leave it at that.
At the end of the month, the poets will have left the building. Will Donkey will be free to turn this "group" into
his personal message board, and to plaster it with snapshots from his family photo album, and to exchange personal messages
with his family and friends -- just as he does on the "Facebook Edition" page.
Tough it out another two weeks, and you'll be flying high. Quack! Quack!
Michael Pendragon wrote:
georgedance04@yahoo-dot-ca.no-spam.invalid (George J. Dance) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
anipped - see OP
That was hilarious. Thanks for posting. I'm glad to see you
taking the "criticism" in stride.
On first read, I was going to object to your calling your
critics "poets". But on reflection, I think
you've put your finger on ont thing that makes poetry
very different from songwriting.
Petty Dunce. His critics are published poets.
Jealous much?
Of what? Your two "poet"/critics have only been published in
Another Year of Stealing. I had poems "published in AYoS six years
ago, and I've spent the last five years trying to get them out again.
So please cut the minkeycrap.
[/quote]
]
The music biz is mainly collaborative; even solo
singer-songwriters rely on others when creating their work,
o creativity requires making friends or associates, and learning to
work together. In contrast, poetry is mainly a one-
person thing. The difference thar comes from that is
that, while singers and songwriters tend to see each
other as potential helpers, to be encouraged and built
up, poets, tend to see each other as rivals or even
threats, to be diminished, denigrated, and ultimately
torn down.
Actually, the former a.a.p.c. poets are a very collaborative group.
NancyGene has collaborated with me, with Jim, and with Karen; Jim has collaborated with Ash, etc.
I've seen your a couple of your collaborations with NastyGoon
and the Chimp; you posted them here, remember? Paradigm examples
you spending months trying to diminish, denigrate, and tear down others.
In fact, NancyGene and Karen will have a collaborative poem in our next issue of AYoS.
I do hope for Karen's sake that it's nothing like your Goon's "collaboration" with Dr. Procter. http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=633521482
Nor do we view one another as "rivals" or "threats." We often critique, praise, and/or offer constructive corrections for one another's work.
No, it's everyone else that you view everyone else as "rivals" or "threats"; which is why you spend the bulk of your time here deeking them out
and attacking them pre-emptively.
AYoS was, as you are well aware, founded to serve as forum for displaying and discussing the group's poetry, and NancyGene and I devote a great deal
of time and effort in preparing a new issue every month.
AYoS, as I pointed out at the time, was founded as a
vanity project to let non-entitities like NastyGoon and
Mr. Fries pass themselves off as "poets."
You can argue that it's not a vanity project because they
don't pay money, but in fact they do pay: NastyGoon does
90% of your work on the rag, while Mr. Fries does 90% of
your trolling here whenever you have to go and do any work
over there.
We want one another to succeed. One of the AYoS poets published a collection last year. The book opens with a critique that I'd written, and has a quote/blurb by me on the back cover.
I also create full color ads for the poetry books of AYoS's contributors and included them in our annual anthology free of charge.
Hell, I'm the one who told you about Amazon print-on-demand options when you wanted to publish Will's poetry book. And I've even fixed up some of Will's poetry, free of charge.
You didn't discover KDP, bullshitter. And I've seen the
way you've "fixed" Will's poetry; you're a worse "fixer"
than even Karla Rogers.
You, otoh, are the one who sees other poets as competitors. The first time I posted a poem here, you snapped at me for posting it in "your" thread.
Actually, "don't hijack other people's threads" is a quote from your
own bogus "Guidelines". And I was much nicer; I just offered to
to review your poem if you moved it to its own thread; and then
went on to give you what you admitted was the best online
review you'd ever received.
I thought I was contributing a similarly Autumn-themed poem -- you saw me as trying to steal the spotlight form you.
No, go back and read the thread; you said at the time that
you posted it just to troll PJ Ross (who was trashing mine).
It's a shame that you have such a jaded view of the world as to view other poets as threats.
Nice IKYABWAI, PeeWeedragon.
It forces you to live your life in an ongoing series of petty "tit-for-tat" battles, and
to abstain from helping others unless you expect to receive something in return.
Actually, Tit for Tat (or, to use a better term for it, "Like follows like") is best
followed by not starting any battles. Which is why I don't start fights with anyone - you may not have noticed, since starting fights is all you do, but I'm sure other readers have noticed that.
That's a very petty way to spend one's life.
Indeed, there's few things more petty than fighting on usenet. Maybe
I should start calling you Pettydragon when you wear that sock.
Which is a good reason for me to snip the rest of your shite. I've
already wasted enough time on it.
snip
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Michael Pendragon wrote:
georgedance04@yahoo-dot-ca.no-spam.invalid (George J. Dance) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
anipped - see OP
That was hilarious. Thanks for posting. I'm glad to see you
taking the "criticism" in stride.
On first read, I was going to object to your calling your
critics "poets". But on reflection, I think
you've put your finger on ont thing that makes poetry
very different from songwriting.
Petty Dunce. His critics are published poets.
Jealous much?
Of what? Your two "poet"/critics have only been published in
Another Year of Stealing. I had poems "published in AYoS six years
ago, and I've spent the last five years trying to get them out again.
So please cut the minkeycrap.
[/quote]
]
The music biz is mainly collaborative; even solo
singer-songwriters rely on others when creating their work,
o creativity requires making friends or associates, and learning to
work together. In contrast, poetry is mainly a one-
person thing. The difference thar comes from that is
that, while singers and songwriters tend to see each
other as potential helpers, to be encouraged and built
up, poets, tend to see each other as rivals or even
threats, to be diminished, denigrated, and ultimately
torn down.
Actually, the former a.a.p.c. poets are a very collaborative group.
NancyGene has collaborated with me, with Jim, and with Karen; Jim has collaborated with Ash, etc.
I've seen your a couple of your collaborations with NastyGoon
and the Chimp; you posted them here, remember? Paradigm examples
you spending months trying to diminish, denigrate, and tear down others.
In fact, NancyGene and Karen will have a collaborative poem in our next issue of AYoS.
I do hope for Karen's sake that it's nothing like your Goon's "collaboration" with Dr. Procter. http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=633521482
Nor do we view one another as "rivals" or "threats." We often critique, praise, and/or offer constructive corrections for one another's work.
No, it's everyone else that you view everyone else as "rivals" or "threats"; which is why you spend the bulk of your time here deeking them out
and attacking them pre-emptively.
AYoS was, as you are well aware, founded to serve as forum for displaying and discussing the group's poetry, and NancyGene and I devote a great deal
of time and effort in preparing a new issue every month.
AYoS, as I pointed out at the time, was founded as a
vanity project to let non-entitities like NastyGoon and
Mr. Fries pass themselves off as "poets."
You can argue that it's not a vanity project because they
don't pay money, but in fact they do pay: NastyGoon does
90% of your work on the rag, while Mr. Fries does 90% of
your trolling here whenever you have to go and do any work
over there.
We want one another to succeed. One of the AYoS poets published a collection last year. The book opens with a critique that I'd written, and has a quote/blurb by me on the back cover.
I also create full color ads for the poetry books of AYoS's contributors and included them in our annual anthology free of charge.
Hell, I'm the one who told you about Amazon print-on-demand options when you wanted to publish Will's poetry book. And I've even fixed up some of Will's poetry, free of charge.
You didn't discover KDP, bullshitter. And I've seen the
way you've "fixed" Will's poetry; you're a worse "fixer"
than even Karla Rogers.
You, otoh, are the one who sees other poets as competitors. The first time I posted a poem here, you snapped at me for posting it in "your" thread.
Actually, "don't hijack other people's threads" is a quote from your
own bogus "Guidelines". And I was much nicer; I just offered to
to review your poem if you moved it to its own thread; and then
went on to give you what you admitted was the best online
review you'd ever received.
I thought I was contributing a similarly Autumn-themed poem -- you saw me as trying to steal the spotlight form you.
No, go back and read the thread; you said at the time that
you posted it just to troll PJ Ross (who was trashing mine).
It's a shame that you have such a jaded view of the world as to view other poets as threats.
Nice IKYABWAI, PeeWeedragon.
It forces you to live your life in an ongoing series of petty "tit-for-tat" battles, and
to abstain from helping others unless you expect to receive something in return.
Actually, Tit for Tat (or, to use a better term for it, "Like follows like") is best
followed by not starting any battles. Which is why I don't start fights with anyone - you may not have noticed, since starting fights is all you do, but I'm sure other readers have noticed that.
That's a very petty way to spend one's life.
Indeed, there's few things more petty than fighting on usenet. Maybe
I should start calling you Pettydragon when you wear that sock.
Which is a good reason for me to snip the rest of your shite. I've
already wasted enough time on it.
snip
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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:o9CdnSpKm-EvcZn3nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
in news:CcOdneXu1aTn6J_3nZ2dnZfqnPWdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
in news:W9idnXawVrBHpp_3nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares
enough to respond.
Ducky thinks he's an actor, model, writer and musician. We were
getting seasick watching him rock back and forth in the video. He
mispronounces words and uses the wrong form of words, which are
signs of a lack of education. His facial expressions are those of a
duck.
There should never be a close-up of Ducky. Note that his front
teeth are V-shaped. As dental professionals, we give the following
evaluation:
- Uneven Alignment: The two central incisors do not appear perfectly
symmetrical. One seems slightly overlapped or angled differently
than the other. Are there dentists in Columbus?
- Worn Edges: The biting edges of the front teeth look somewhat
jagged or uneven, which can be a sign of wear from tooth-on-tooth
contact or minor chipping. Did Will Donkey punch or kick Ducky in
the mouth?
- Discoloration: There appears to be some yellowish staining or
darkening near the gum line and between the teeth, which could be
due to plaque buildup, tartar, or natural staining. Chewing
tobacco?
- Recession: The gum tissue around the top of the teeth appears to
be higher than average, which might indicate mild gingival
recession. Ducky needs a deep cleaning (head to toe).
- Nail Biting: Constant biting of nails in the same spot can wear
down the enamel over time, creating a "cradle" or V-shaped
indentation where the nail usually sits. Ducky needs to keep things
out of his mouth, including hooves and webbed feet.
- Using Teeth as Tools: Holding metal objects (like bobby pins,
nails, or needles) between the front teeth can carve out a specific
V-shaped notch. Does Ducky play the guitar with his teeth?
- Crowding: If there isn't enough room in the jaw, the two central
incisors can tilt toward each other. Their inner edges touch while
the outer edges flare out, creating a V-shaped gap or angle at the
bottom. Will Donkey's front teeth were also on a swivel.
- Thumb Sucking: If the habit continued late into childhood, it
could have pushed the front teeth outward and into an angled, V-like
position. Does Ducky suck his...thumb?
- Developmental Issues - the permanent teeth grow in with a
crescent-shaped or V-shaped notch in the center of the biting edge.
This is a rare sign of congenital syphilis (passed from mother to
child). Was it determined that Will Donkey gave Ducky an STD? Was
Mildred involved?
- The teeth also tend to be smaller, peg-shaped, and more widely
spaced than normal. A severe lack of vitamins (specifically Vitamin
D, A, or C) during early childhood can stunt tooth development. Was
Ducky raised in the kennel?
-NancyGene, DDS and George Dunce's Trusted Dental Moose
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Was he the before model for othodontists? If so, he must be rich.
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
Ducky!
PS: Can you remark on his propensity to show his ass off to a
Douchebag? Is it just trading farts or something more? Keep the
sources anonymous.
Yes, of course, but it will have to be tomorrow, since we are seeing
patients this evening through Dentists Without Borders. (That is
"Borders" not "Benders.") Ducky's Dilemma has been the subject of
poetry and prose for decades. It is rather like the chicken and the
egg, but with cavities. Have you heard of the hairstyle the
greasers used to wear--the D.A. or "Duck's Ass?" Named after Ducky.
Even Chunk has that.
I had a thought on the way home about his semi-unique "notch". It
appears to be a symptom of something like a needled*ck hitting the
same area over and over. I couldn't tell is he has no chin because
of genetics and inbreeding or because of the "needled*ck effect".
I know we're getting into the nature vs. nurture thang, but I had to
say it because Ducky needs a sympathetic person rather than a
malignant narcissist Douchebag.
So it is rapid evolution or adaptation? Is "needled*ck" common in
Shitkickerville? Ducky's relatives hung around ponds, whereas
Mildred haunted the dog parks and the pound. Ducky's dad was a
quack.
I heard Ducky the Quack Head once flew upside down and quacked up.
If Ducky flew upside down, would he not crap on himself? We have
heard of "loose as a goose," but "a quack can't hold back" would be
messy.
Only if Ducky was flying backwards.
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The "Ducky Walk" has a dual purpose, both waddling and farting are
possible at the same time. It's also the lamest ripoff of Chuck Berry
ever.
NancyGene wrote:
[snip]
Michael Pendragon wrote:
georgedance04@yahoo-dot-ca.no-spam.invalid (George J. Dance) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
anipped - see OP
That was hilarious. Thanks for posting. I'm glad to see you
taking the "criticism" in stride.
On first read, I was going to object to your calling your
critics "poets". But on reflection, I think
you've put your finger on ont thing that makes poetry
very different from songwriting.
Petty Dunce. His critics are published poets.
Jealous much?
Of what? Your two "poet"/critics have only been published in
Another Year of Stealing. I had poems "published in AYoS six years
ago, and I've spent the last five years trying to get them out again.
So please cut the minkeycrap.
[/quote]
]
The music biz is mainly collaborative; even solo
singer-songwriters rely on others when creating their work,
o creativity requires making friends or associates, and learning to
work together. In contrast, poetry is mainly a one-
person thing. The difference thar comes from that is
that, while singers and songwriters tend to see each
other as potential helpers, to be encouraged and built
up, poets, tend to see each other as rivals or even
threats, to be diminished, denigrated, and ultimately
torn down.
Actually, the former a.a.p.c. poets are a very collaborative group.
NancyGene has collaborated with me, with Jim, and with Karen; Jim has collaborated with Ash, etc.
I've seen your a couple of your collaborations with NastyGoon
and the Chimp; you posted them here, remember? Paradigm examples
you spending months trying to diminish, denigrate, and tear down others.
In fact, NancyGene and Karen will have a collaborative poem in our next issue of AYoS.
I do hope for Karen's sake that it's nothing like your Goon's "collaboration" with Dr. Procter. http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=633521482
Nor do we view one another as "rivals" or "threats." We often critique, praise, and/or offer constructive corrections for one another's work.
No, it's everyone else that you view everyone else as "rivals" or "threats"; which is why you spend the bulk of your time here deeking them out
and attacking them pre-emptively.
AYoS was, as you are well aware, founded to serve as forum for displaying and discussing the group's poetry, and NancyGene and I devote a great deal
of time and effort in preparing a new issue every month.
AYoS, as I pointed out at the time, was founded as a
vanity project to let non-entitities like NastyGoon and
Mr. Fries pass themselves off as "poets."
You can argue that it's not a vanity project because they
don't pay money, but in fact they do pay: NastyGoon does
90% of your work on the rag, while Mr. Fries does 90% of
your trolling here whenever you have to go and do any work
over there.
We want one another to succeed. One of the AYoS poets published a collection last year. The book opens with a critique that I'd written, and has a quote/blurb by me on the back cover.
I also create full color ads for the poetry books of AYoS's contributors and included them in our annual anthology free of charge.
Hell, I'm the one who told you about Amazon print-on-demand options when you wanted to publish Will's poetry book. And I've even fixed up some of Will's poetry, free of charge.
You didn't discover KDP, bullshitter. And I've seen the
way you've "fixed" Will's poetry; you're a worse "fixer"
than even Karla Rogers.
You, otoh, are the one who sees other poets as competitors. The first time I posted a poem here, you snapped at me for posting it in "your" thread.
Actually, "don't hijack other people's threads" is a quote from your
own bogus "Guidelines". And I was much nicer; I just offered to
to review your poem if you moved it to its own thread; and then
went on to give you what you admitted was the best online
review you'd ever received.
I thought I was contributing a similarly Autumn-themed poem -- you saw me as trying to steal the spotlight form you.
No, go back and read the thread; you said at the time that
you posted it just to troll PJ Ross (who was trashing mine).
It's a shame that you have such a jaded view of the world as to view other poets as threats.
Nice IKYABWAI, PeeWeedragon.
It forces you to live your life in an ongoing series of petty "tit-for-tat" battles, and
to abstain from helping others unless you expect to receive something in return.
Actually, Tit for Tat (or, to use a better term for it, "Like follows like") is best
followed by not starting any battles. Which is why I don't start fights with anyone - you may not have noticed, since starting fights is all you do, but I'm sure other readers have noticed that.
That's a very petty way to spend one's life.
Indeed, there's few things more petty than fighting on usenet. Maybe
I should start calling you Pettydragon when you wear that sock.
Which is a good reason for me to snip the rest of your shite. I've
already wasted enough time on it.
snip
georgedance04@yahoo-dot-ca.no-spam.invalid (George J. Dance) posted:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
georgedance04@yahoo-dot-ca.no-spam.invalid (George J. Dance) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
anipped - see OP
That was hilarious. Thanks for posting. I'm glad to see you
taking the "criticism" in stride.
On first read, I was going to object to your calling your
critics "poets". But on reflection, I think
you've put your finger on ont thing that makes poetry
very different from songwriting.
Petty Dunce. His critics are published poets.
Jealous much?
Of what? Your two "poet"/critics have only been published in
Another Year of Stealing. I had poems "published in AYoS six years
ago, and I've spent the last five years trying to get them out again.
So please cut the minkeycrap.
[/quote]
"Minkey"?
Drinky, drinky?
]
The music biz is mainly collaborative; even solo
singer-songwriters rely on others when creating their work,
o creativity requires making friends or associates, and learning to
work together. In contrast, poetry is mainly a one-
person thing. The difference thar comes from that is
that, while singers and songwriters tend to see each
other as potential helpers, to be encouraged and built
up, poets, tend to see each other as rivals or even
threats, to be diminished, denigrated, and ultimately
torn down.
Actually, the former a.a.p.c. poets are a very collaborative group.
NancyGene has collaborated with me, with Jim, and with Karen; Jim has collaborated with Ash, etc.
I've seen your a couple of your collaborations with NastyGoon
and the Chimp; you posted them here, remember? Paradigm examples
you spending months trying to diminish, denigrate, and tear down others.
You mean like calling our poetry magazine "A Year of Stealing"?
Hypocrite.
In fact, NancyGene and Karen will have a collaborative poem in our next issue of AYoS.
I do hope for Karen's sake that it's nothing like your Goon's "collaboration"
with Dr. Procter. http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=633521482
Why should it be? Karen is well liked at AYoS.
Nor do we view one another as "rivals" or "threats." We often critique, praise, and/or offer constructive corrections for one another's work.
No, it's everyone else that you view everyone else as "rivals" or "threats";
which is why you spend the bulk of your time here deeking them out
and attacking them pre-emptively.
"Deeking?"
So who is "everyone else"?
You do realize that AYoS is open to, and welcomes, everyone?
We've always been inclusive (not exclusive).
I don't see other poets as rivals because we aren't in competition for anything.
I rarely submit any of my poetry for publication these days, so I'm not at all worried about other poets having their work accepted over mine.
And if I were to submit poetry for publication, I certainly wouldn't worry about the likes of illiterate pissbums like Will Donkey and his Stink.
AYoS was, as you are well aware, founded to serve as forum for displaying and discussing the group's poetry, and NancyGene and I devote a great deal
of time and effort in preparing a new issue every month.
AYoS, as I pointed out at the time, was founded as a
vanity project to let non-entitities like NastyGoon and
Mr. Fries pass themselves off as "poets."
Lie. A vanity press, by definition, charges poets money to publish them. AYoS has never charged anyone for publishing them.
AYoS was founded as a continuation of The Sunday Sampler, which it remains to this day.
You can argue that it's not a vanity project because they
don't pay money, but in fact they do pay: NastyGoon does
90% of your work on the rag, while Mr. Fries does 90% of
your trolling here whenever you have to go and do any work
over there.
Stop with the conspiracy theories, Dunce.
NancyGene donates her time to the working on the magazine because she believes it's worth the extra effort to make AYoS as good as possible.
And Kevin doesn't need any incentive for slapping Little Willie Douchebag around.
We want one another to succeed. One of the AYoS poets published a collection last year. The book opens with a critique that I'd written, and has a quote/blurb by me on the back cover.
I also create full color ads for the poetry books of AYoS's contributors and included them in our annual anthology free of charge.
Hell, I'm the one who told you about Amazon print-on-demand options when you wanted to publish Will's poetry book. And I've even fixed up some of Will's poetry, free of charge.
You didn't discover KDP, bullshitter. And I've seen the
way you've "fixed" Will's poetry; you're a worse "fixer"
than even Karla Rogers.
I didn't discover it, Dunce. But when you were discussing how you might publish
Will's book, I told you about KDP, and explained how it worked.
And is your ego really so fragile that you would convince Will to reject corrected edits that actually make his poetry readable?
Don't you realize that in doing so, it's only Will that you'd be hurting?
You, otoh, are the one who sees other poets as competitors. The first time I posted a poem here, you snapped at me for posting it in "your" thread.
Actually, "don't hijack other people's threads" is a quote from your
own bogus "Guidelines". And I was much nicer; I just offered to
to review your poem if you moved it to its own thread; and then
went on to give you what you admitted was the best online
review you'd ever received.
Same diff. Either way, you hold a territorial p.o.v. where your threads are concerned.
I thought I was contributing a similarly Autumn-themed poem -- you saw me as trying to steal the spotlight form you.
No, go back and read the thread; you said at the time that
you posted it just to troll PJ Ross (who was trashing mine).
I doubt that I used the word "troll."
But, motivation aside, I still thought that I was contributing a similarly Autumn-themed poem.
It's a shame that you have such a jaded view of the world as to view other poets as threats.
Nice IKYABWAI, PeeWeedragon.
It's nothing of the sort, Dunce.
You just tend to project a lot.
It forces you to live your life in an ongoing series of petty "tit-for-tat" battles, and
to abstain from helping others unless you expect to receive something in return.
Actually, Tit for Tat (or, to use a better term for it, "Like follows like") is best
followed by not starting any battles. Which is why I don't start fights with
anyone - you may not have noticed, since starting fights is all you do, but I'm sure other readers have noticed that.
That's a very petty way to spend one's life.
Indeed, there's few things more petty than fighting on usenet. Maybe
I should start calling you Pettydragon when you wear that sock.
Why not? Name-calling is about the only thing that you do.
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
Again, you nailed it.
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
Again, you nailed it.
What I find most enlightening about this "poem," is the fact that Ducky Mallard poking fun at *the poets* in a poetry group.
If, as one presumes, the poets are those who've been making fun of "Ducky," then he and his bestie (Will Donkey) would not be included among them.
IOW: Ducky and Donkey are non-poets, who are being attacked by the actual *poets* in a poetry group.
In that sense, Ducky did (albeit inadvertently) "nail it."
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
Again, you nailed it.
Mallard poking fun at *the poets* in a poetry group.
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
Again, you nailed it.
another one of the lowlife Columbus residents
Yet none of you post poetry here:
Nancy G.
Pendragon
Bruce
Kevin Fries
Michael Pendragon <user17124@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
Again, you nailed it.
Mallard poking fun at *the poets* in a poetry group.
Yet none of you post poetry here:
Nancy G.
Pendragon
Bruce
Kevin Fries
And so it goes.
Will Dockery <user3274@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:
Michael Pendragon <user17124@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
Again, you nailed it.
Mallard poking fun at *the poets* in a poetry group.
Yet none of you post poetry here:
Nancy G.
Pendragon
Bruce
Kevin Fries
And so it goes.
I've posted 100s of poems here, you lying sack of shit.
Here's another:
THE BACCHANTS
(Of Greenwich Village)
Come, follow me down winding city streets
Some Summer night when stardust fills the air,
And plaintive notes of late-night jazz compete
With tipsy converse and devil-may-care
Flirtations spiced with moonbeam-tinted eyes.
Come, walk with me down labyrinthine lanes
To where dead poets silent vigil keep
In East Side bars whose smoky windowpanes
Shut out the restless world that, half asleep,
Drifts by like dark clouds 'cross the starry sky.
Let's cast our caution to the Summer breeze
And fill the cup again while yet we may,
Then catch a black-haired, beatnik girl to seize
The fleeting night as one might seize the day
Or catch the tail-fire from a shooting star.
Let's wander through the absinthe-scented haze
Of neon signs and streetlights, passing cars,
Then drink ourselves half blind, to sit and gaze
At fellow phantoms haunting dust-bound bars
And wonder where last Autumn's drinkers are.
Then, homeward, past St. Mark's and Tompkins Square,
We stagger, arm-in-arm down quiet streets,
Bound eastward, where the rising daystar greets
The waking sun that smiles, unaware,
On drunken comrades fading with the moon
To sleep the night off till late afternoon.
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
Again, you nailed it.
Mallard poking fun at *the poets* in a poetry group.
Yet none of you post poetry here:
Nancy G.
Pendragon
Bruce
Kevin Fries
And so it goes.
I've posted 100s of poems here
Here's another:
THE BACCHANTS
(Of Greenwich Village)
Come, follow me down winding city streets
Some Summer night when stardust fills the air,
And plaintive notes of late-night jazz compete
With tipsy converse and devil-may-care
Flirtations spiced with moonbeam-tinted eyes.
Come, walk with me down labyrinthine lanes
To where dead poets silent vigil keep
In East Side bars whose smoky windowpanes
Shut out the restless world that, half asleep,
Drifts by like dark clouds 'cross the starry sky.
Let's cast our caution to the Summer breeze
And fill the cup again while yet we may,
Then catch a black-haired, beatnik girl to seize
The fleeting night as one might seize the day
Or catch the tail-fire from a shooting star.
Let's wander through the absinthe-scented haze
Of neon signs and streetlights, passing cars,
Then drink ourselves half blind, to sit and gaze
At fellow phantoms haunting dust-bound bars
And wonder where last Autumn's drinkers are.
Then, homeward, past St. Mark's and Tompkins Square,
We stagger, arm-in-arm down quiet streets,
Bound eastward, where the rising daystar greets
The waking sun that smiles, unaware,
On drunken comrades fading with the moon
To sleep the night off till late afternoon.
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
Again, you nailed it.
What I find most enlightening about this "poem," is the fact that
Ducky Mallard poking fun at *the poets* in a poetry group.
If, as one presumes, the poets are those who've been making fun of
"Ducky," then he and his bestie (Will Donkey) would not be included
among them.
IOW: Ducky and Donkey are non-poets, who are being attacked by the
actual *poets* in a poetry group.
In that sense, Ducky did (albeit inadvertently) "nail it."
Ducky is another one of the lowlife Columbus residents who are on the
outside looking in on successful, talented people. Ducky can't even
fly north but is stuck in the oil of a small pond. How lonely and
alienated does a duck have to be to hang out with Will Donkey?
Michael Pendragon <user17124@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
Again, you nailed it.
Mallard poking fun at *the poets* in a poetry group.
Yet none of you post poetry here:
Nancy G.
Pendragon
Bruce
Kevin Fries
And so it goes.
Will Dockery <user3274@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:
Michael Pendragon <user17124@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
Again, you nailed it.
Mallard poking fun at *the poets* in a poetry group.
Yet none of you post poetry here:
Nancy G.
Pendragon
Bruce
Kevin Fries
And so it goes.
I've posted 100s of poems here, you lying sack of shit.
Here's another:
THE BACCHANTS
(Of Greenwich Village)
Come, follow me down winding city streets
Some Summer night when stardust fills the air,
And plaintive notes of late-night jazz compete
With tipsy converse and devil-may-care
Flirtations spiced with moonbeam-tinted eyes.
Come, walk with me down labyrinthine lanes
To where dead poets silent vigil keep
In East Side bars whose smoky windowpanes
Shut out the restless world that, half asleep,
Drifts by like dark clouds 'cross the starry sky.
Let's cast our caution to the Summer breeze
And fill the cup again while yet we may,
Then catch a black-haired, beatnik girl to seize
The fleeting night as one might seize the day
Or catch the tail-fire from a shooting star.
Let's wander through the absinthe-scented haze
Of neon signs and streetlights, passing cars,
Then drink ourselves half blind, to sit and gaze
At fellow phantoms haunting dust-bound bars
And wonder where last Autumn's drinkers are.
Then, homeward, past St. Mark's and Tompkins Square,
We stagger, arm-in-arm down quiet streets,
Bound eastward, where the rising daystar greets
The waking sun that smiles, unaware,
On drunken comrades fading with the moon
To sleep the night off till late afternoon.
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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
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Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares
enough to respond.
Ducky thinks he's an actor, model, writer and musician. We were
getting seasick watching him rock back and forth in the video. He
mispronounces words and uses the wrong form of words, which are
signs of a lack of education. His facial expressions are those of a
duck.
There should never be a close-up of Ducky. Note that his front
teeth are V-shaped. As dental professionals, we give the following
evaluation:
- Uneven Alignment: The two central incisors do not appear perfectly
symmetrical. One seems slightly overlapped or angled differently
than the other. Are there dentists in Columbus?
- Worn Edges: The biting edges of the front teeth look somewhat
jagged or uneven, which can be a sign of wear from tooth-on-tooth
contact or minor chipping. Did Will Donkey punch or kick Ducky in
the mouth?
- Discoloration: There appears to be some yellowish staining or
darkening near the gum line and between the teeth, which could be
due to plaque buildup, tartar, or natural staining. Chewing
tobacco?
- Recession: The gum tissue around the top of the teeth appears to
be higher than average, which might indicate mild gingival
recession. Ducky needs a deep cleaning (head to toe).
- Nail Biting: Constant biting of nails in the same spot can wear
down the enamel over time, creating a "cradle" or V-shaped
indentation where the nail usually sits. Ducky needs to keep things
out of his mouth, including hooves and webbed feet.
- Using Teeth as Tools: Holding metal objects (like bobby pins,
nails, or needles) between the front teeth can carve out a specific
V-shaped notch. Does Ducky play the guitar with his teeth?
- Crowding: If there isn't enough room in the jaw, the two central
incisors can tilt toward each other. Their inner edges touch while
the outer edges flare out, creating a V-shaped gap or angle at the
bottom. Will Donkey's front teeth were also on a swivel.
- Thumb Sucking: If the habit continued late into childhood, it
could have pushed the front teeth outward and into an angled, V-like
position. Does Ducky suck his...thumb?
- Developmental Issues - the permanent teeth grow in with a
crescent-shaped or V-shaped notch in the center of the biting edge.
This is a rare sign of congenital syphilis (passed from mother to
child). Was it determined that Will Donkey gave Ducky an STD? Was
Mildred involved?
- The teeth also tend to be smaller, peg-shaped, and more widely
spaced than normal. A severe lack of vitamins (specifically Vitamin
D, A, or C) during early childhood can stunt tooth development. Was
Ducky raised in the kennel?
-NancyGene, DDS and George Dunce's Trusted Dental Moose
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=704955280#704955280
Was he the before model for othodontists? If so, he must be rich.
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
Ducky!
PS: Can you remark on his propensity to show his ass off to a
Douchebag? Is it just trading farts or something more? Keep the
sources anonymous.
Yes, of course, but it will have to be tomorrow, since we are seeing
patients this evening through Dentists Without Borders. (That is
"Borders" not "Benders.") Ducky's Dilemma has been the subject of
poetry and prose for decades. It is rather like the chicken and the
egg, but with cavities. Have you heard of the hairstyle the
greasers used to wear--the D.A. or "Duck's Ass?" Named after Ducky.
Even Chunk has that.
I had a thought on the way home about his semi-unique "notch". It
appears to be a symptom of something like a needled*ck hitting the
same area over and over. I couldn't tell is he has no chin because
of genetics and inbreeding or because of the "needled*ck effect".
I know we're getting into the nature vs. nurture thang, but I had to
say it because Ducky needs a sympathetic person rather than a
malignant narcissist Douchebag.
So it is rapid evolution or adaptation? Is "needled*ck" common in
Shitkickerville? Ducky's relatives hung around ponds, whereas
Mildred haunted the dog parks and the pound. Ducky's dad was a
quack.
I heard Ducky the Quack Head once flew upside down and quacked up.
If Ducky flew upside down, would he not crap on himself? We have
heard of "loose as a goose," but "a quack can't hold back" would be
messy.
Only if Ducky was flying backwards.
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=705035860#705035860
The "Ducky Walk" has a dual purpose, both waddling and farting are
possible at the same time. It's also the lamest ripoff of Chuck Berry
ever.
If Ducky can play the guitar equally as badly upside-down as
right-side-up, couldn't he also fly backwards? That might also
protect his tail section from flying Donkeys.
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in news:78-dnVE5lPRspp_3nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Apparently you're mistaken.
Apparently you're a lying Douchebag.
Actually,, "apparently", Will is right and MMP is wrong (again). As
the rest of the thread makes apparent, NG has been successfully
trolled yet again, and is having another Tizzy with Fries
It's only a matter of time before MMP joins in and turns the thread into
yet another Team Tizzy with Fries.
.
Will Dockery wrote:
Michael Pendragon <user17124> posted:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
Again, you nailed it.
Mallard poking fun at *the poets* in a poetry group.
Yet none of you post poetry here:
Nancy G.
Pendragon
Bruce
Kevin Fries
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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
in news:W9idnXawVrBHpp_3nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares
enough to respond.
Ducky thinks he's an actor, model, writer and musician. We were
getting seasick watching him rock back and forth in the video. He
mispronounces words and uses the wrong form of words, which are
signs of a lack of education. His facial expressions are those of a
duck.
There should never be a close-up of Ducky. Note that his front
teeth are V-shaped. As dental professionals, we give the following
evaluation:
- Uneven Alignment: The two central incisors do not appear perfectly
symmetrical. One seems slightly overlapped or angled differently
than the other. Are there dentists in Columbus?
- Worn Edges: The biting edges of the front teeth look somewhat
jagged or uneven, which can be a sign of wear from tooth-on-tooth
contact or minor chipping. Did Will Donkey punch or kick Ducky in
the mouth?
- Discoloration: There appears to be some yellowish staining or
darkening near the gum line and between the teeth, which could be
due to plaque buildup, tartar, or natural staining. Chewing
tobacco?
- Recession: The gum tissue around the top of the teeth appears to
be higher than average, which might indicate mild gingival
recession. Ducky needs a deep cleaning (head to toe).
- Nail Biting: Constant biting of nails in the same spot can wear
down the enamel over time, creating a "cradle" or V-shaped
indentation where the nail usually sits. Ducky needs to keep things
out of his mouth, including hooves and webbed feet.
- Using Teeth as Tools: Holding metal objects (like bobby pins,
nails, or needles) between the front teeth can carve out a specific
V-shaped notch. Does Ducky play the guitar with his teeth?
- Crowding: If there isn't enough room in the jaw, the two central
incisors can tilt toward each other. Their inner edges touch while
the outer edges flare out, creating a V-shaped gap or angle at the
bottom. Will Donkey's front teeth were also on a swivel.
- Thumb Sucking: If the habit continued late into childhood, it
could have pushed the front teeth outward and into an angled, V-like
position. Does Ducky suck his...thumb?
- Developmental Issues - the permanent teeth grow in with a
crescent-shaped or V-shaped notch in the center of the biting edge.
This is a rare sign of congenital syphilis (passed from mother to
child). Was it determined that Will Donkey gave Ducky an STD? Was
Mildred involved?
- The teeth also tend to be smaller, peg-shaped, and more widely
spaced than normal. A severe lack of vitamins (specifically Vitamin
D, A, or C) during early childhood can stunt tooth development. Was
Ducky raised in the kennel?
-NancyGene, DDS and George Dunce's Trusted Dental Moose
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=704955280#704955280
Was he the before model for othodontists? If so, he must be rich.
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
Ducky!
PS: Can you remark on his propensity to show his ass off to a
Douchebag? Is it just trading farts or something more? Keep the
sources anonymous.
Yes, of course, but it will have to be tomorrow, since we are seeing
patients this evening through Dentists Without Borders. (That is
"Borders" not "Benders.") Ducky's Dilemma has been the subject of
poetry and prose for decades. It is rather like the chicken and the
egg, but with cavities. Have you heard of the hairstyle the
greasers used to wear--the D.A. or "Duck's Ass?" Named after Ducky.
Even Chunk has that.
I had a thought on the way home about his semi-unique "notch". It
appears to be a symptom of something like a needled*ck hitting the
same area over and over. I couldn't tell is he has no chin because
of genetics and inbreeding or because of the "needled*ck effect".
I know we're getting into the nature vs. nurture thang, but I had to
say it because Ducky needs a sympathetic person rather than a
malignant narcissist Douchebag.
So it is rapid evolution or adaptation? Is "needled*ck" common in
Shitkickerville? Ducky's relatives hung around ponds, whereas
Mildred haunted the dog parks and the pound. Ducky's dad was a
quack.
I heard Ducky the Quack Head once flew upside down and quacked up.
If Ducky flew upside down, would he not crap on himself? We have
heard of "loose as a goose," but "a quack can't hold back" would be
messy.
Only if Ducky was flying backwards.
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=705035860#705035860
The "Ducky Walk" has a dual purpose, both waddling and farting are
possible at the same time. It's also the lamest ripoff of Chuck Berry
ever.
If Ducky can play the guitar equally as badly upside-down as
right-side-up, couldn't he also fly backwards? That might also
protect his tail section from flying Donkeys.
If he flies backwards the two chords he knows would be inverted.
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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in news:8ZicnYBue75z55n3nZ2dnZfqn_WdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
in news:CcOdneXu1aTn6J_3nZ2dnZfqnPWdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
in news:W9idnXawVrBHpp_3nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares
enough to respond.
Ducky thinks he's an actor, model, writer and musician. We were
getting seasick watching him rock back and forth in the video. He
mispronounces words and uses the wrong form of words, which are
signs of a lack of education. His facial expressions are those of a
duck.
There should never be a close-up of Ducky. Note that his front
teeth are V-shaped. As dental professionals, we give the following
evaluation:
- Uneven Alignment: The two central incisors do not appear perfectly
symmetrical. One seems slightly overlapped or angled differently
than the other. Are there dentists in Columbus?
- Worn Edges: The biting edges of the front teeth look somewhat
jagged or uneven, which can be a sign of wear from tooth-on-tooth
contact or minor chipping. Did Will Donkey punch or kick Ducky in
the mouth?
- Discoloration: There appears to be some yellowish staining or
darkening near the gum line and between the teeth, which could be
due to plaque buildup, tartar, or natural staining. Chewing
tobacco?
- Recession: The gum tissue around the top of the teeth appears to
be higher than average, which might indicate mild gingival
recession. Ducky needs a deep cleaning (head to toe).
- Nail Biting: Constant biting of nails in the same spot can wear
down the enamel over time, creating a "cradle" or V-shaped
indentation where the nail usually sits. Ducky needs to keep things
out of his mouth, including hooves and webbed feet.
- Using Teeth as Tools: Holding metal objects (like bobby pins,
nails, or needles) between the front teeth can carve out a specific
V-shaped notch. Does Ducky play the guitar with his teeth?
- Crowding: If there isn't enough room in the jaw, the two central
incisors can tilt toward each other. Their inner edges touch while
the outer edges flare out, creating a V-shaped gap or angle at the
bottom. Will Donkey's front teeth were also on a swivel.
- Thumb Sucking: If the habit continued late into childhood, it
could have pushed the front teeth outward and into an angled, V-like
position. Does Ducky suck his...thumb?
- Developmental Issues - the permanent teeth grow in with a
crescent-shaped or V-shaped notch in the center of the biting edge.
This is a rare sign of congenital syphilis (passed from mother to
child). Was it determined that Will Donkey gave Ducky an STD? Was
Mildred involved?
- The teeth also tend to be smaller, peg-shaped, and more widely
spaced than normal. A severe lack of vitamins (specifically Vitamin
D, A, or C) during early childhood can stunt tooth development. Was
Ducky raised in the kennel?
-NancyGene, DDS and George Dunce's Trusted Dental Moose
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=704955280#704955280
Was he the before model for othodontists? If so, he must be rich.
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
Ducky!
PS: Can you remark on his propensity to show his ass off to a
Douchebag? Is it just trading farts or something more? Keep the
sources anonymous.
Yes, of course, but it will have to be tomorrow, since we are seeing
patients this evening through Dentists Without Borders. (That is
"Borders" not "Benders.") Ducky's Dilemma has been the subject of
poetry and prose for decades. It is rather like the chicken and the
egg, but with cavities. Have you heard of the hairstyle the
greasers used to wear--the D.A. or "Duck's Ass?" Named after Ducky.
Even Chunk has that.
I had a thought on the way home about his semi-unique "notch". It
appears to be a symptom of something like a needled*ck hitting the
same area over and over. I couldn't tell is he has no chin because
of genetics and inbreeding or because of the "needled*ck effect".
I know we're getting into the nature vs. nurture thang, but I had to
say it because Ducky needs a sympathetic person rather than a
malignant narcissist Douchebag.
So it is rapid evolution or adaptation? Is "needled*ck" common in
Shitkickerville? Ducky's relatives hung around ponds, whereas
Mildred haunted the dog parks and the pound. Ducky's dad was a
quack.
I heard Ducky the Quack Head once flew upside down and quacked up.
If Ducky flew upside down, would he not crap on himself? We have
heard of "loose as a goose," but "a quack can't hold back" would be
messy.
Only if Ducky was flying backwards.
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=705035860#705035860
The "Ducky Walk" has a dual purpose, both waddling and farting are
possible at the same time. It's also the lamest ripoff of Chuck
Berry ever.
If Ducky can play the guitar equally as badly upside-down as
right-side-up, couldn't he also fly backwards? That might also
protect his tail section from flying Donkeys.
If he flies backwards the two chords he knows would be inverted.
Ducky may actually know about the existence of more than one chord,
but that doesn't mean he can play more than one or has mastered it.
Playing the chords upside down and backwards might be an improvement
to his playing.
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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
in news:CcOdneXu1aTn6J_3nZ2dnZfqnPWdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
in news:W9idnXawVrBHpp_3nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares
enough to respond.
Ducky thinks he's an actor, model, writer and musician. We were
getting seasick watching him rock back and forth in the video. He
mispronounces words and uses the wrong form of words, which are
signs of a lack of education. His facial expressions are those of a
duck.
There should never be a close-up of Ducky. Note that his front
teeth are V-shaped. As dental professionals, we give the following
evaluation:
- Uneven Alignment: The two central incisors do not appear perfectly
symmetrical. One seems slightly overlapped or angled differently
than the other. Are there dentists in Columbus?
- Worn Edges: The biting edges of the front teeth look somewhat
jagged or uneven, which can be a sign of wear from tooth-on-tooth
contact or minor chipping. Did Will Donkey punch or kick Ducky in
the mouth?
- Discoloration: There appears to be some yellowish staining or
darkening near the gum line and between the teeth, which could be
due to plaque buildup, tartar, or natural staining. Chewing
tobacco?
- Recession: The gum tissue around the top of the teeth appears to
be higher than average, which might indicate mild gingival
recession. Ducky needs a deep cleaning (head to toe).
- Nail Biting: Constant biting of nails in the same spot can wear
down the enamel over time, creating a "cradle" or V-shaped
indentation where the nail usually sits. Ducky needs to keep things
out of his mouth, including hooves and webbed feet.
- Using Teeth as Tools: Holding metal objects (like bobby pins,
nails, or needles) between the front teeth can carve out a specific
V-shaped notch. Does Ducky play the guitar with his teeth?
- Crowding: If there isn't enough room in the jaw, the two central
incisors can tilt toward each other. Their inner edges touch while
the outer edges flare out, creating a V-shaped gap or angle at the
bottom. Will Donkey's front teeth were also on a swivel.
- Thumb Sucking: If the habit continued late into childhood, it
could have pushed the front teeth outward and into an angled, V-like
position. Does Ducky suck his...thumb?
- Developmental Issues - the permanent teeth grow in with a
crescent-shaped or V-shaped notch in the center of the biting edge.
This is a rare sign of congenital syphilis (passed from mother to
child). Was it determined that Will Donkey gave Ducky an STD? Was
Mildred involved?
- The teeth also tend to be smaller, peg-shaped, and more widely
spaced than normal. A severe lack of vitamins (specifically Vitamin
D, A, or C) during early childhood can stunt tooth development. Was
Ducky raised in the kennel?
-NancyGene, DDS and George Dunce's Trusted Dental Moose
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=704955280#704955280
Was he the before model for othodontists? If so, he must be rich.
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
Ducky!
PS: Can you remark on his propensity to show his ass off to a
Douchebag? Is it just trading farts or something more? Keep the
sources anonymous.
Yes, of course, but it will have to be tomorrow, since we are seeing
patients this evening through Dentists Without Borders. (That is
"Borders" not "Benders.") Ducky's Dilemma has been the subject of
poetry and prose for decades. It is rather like the chicken and the
egg, but with cavities. Have you heard of the hairstyle the
greasers used to wear--the D.A. or "Duck's Ass?" Named after Ducky.
Even Chunk has that.
I had a thought on the way home about his semi-unique "notch". It
appears to be a symptom of something like a needled*ck hitting the
same area over and over. I couldn't tell is he has no chin because
of genetics and inbreeding or because of the "needled*ck effect".
I know we're getting into the nature vs. nurture thang, but I had to
say it because Ducky needs a sympathetic person rather than a
malignant narcissist Douchebag.
So it is rapid evolution or adaptation? Is "needled*ck" common in
Shitkickerville? Ducky's relatives hung around ponds, whereas
Mildred haunted the dog parks and the pound. Ducky's dad was a
quack.
I heard Ducky the Quack Head once flew upside down and quacked up.
If Ducky flew upside down, would he not crap on himself? We have
heard of "loose as a goose," but "a quack can't hold back" would be
messy.
Only if Ducky was flying backwards.
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=705035860#705035860
The "Ducky Walk" has a dual purpose, both waddling and farting are
possible at the same time. It's also the lamest ripoff of Chuck
Berry ever.
If Ducky can play the guitar equally as badly upside-down as
right-side-up, couldn't he also fly backwards? That might also
protect his tail section from flying Donkeys.
If he flies backwards the two chords he knows would be inverted.
Ducky may actually know about the existence of more than one chord,
but that doesn't mean he can play more than one or has mastered it.
Playing the chords upside down and backwards might be an improvement
to his playing.
Dare I suggest he learn how to play an Em chord? Three chords might be an overload given his age.
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
news:6zidnZmSg6xpo5v3nZ2dnZfqnPadnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
in news:VHKdnYjDIscrJpj3nZ2dnZfqn_qdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
in news:o9CdnSpKm-EvcZn3nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
in news:8ZicnYBue75z55n3nZ2dnZfqn_WdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
in news:CcOdneXu1aTn6J_3nZ2dnZfqnPWdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
in news:W9idnXawVrBHpp_3nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares
enough to respond.
Ducky thinks he's an actor, model, writer and musician. We were
getting seasick watching him rock back and forth in the video. He
mispronounces words and uses the wrong form of words, which are
signs of a lack of education. His facial expressions are those of a
duck.
There should never be a close-up of Ducky. Note that his front
teeth are V-shaped. As dental professionals, we give the following
evaluation:
- Uneven Alignment: The two central incisors do not appear perfectly
symmetrical. One seems slightly overlapped or angled differently
than the other. Are there dentists in Columbus?
- Worn Edges: The biting edges of the front teeth look somewhat
jagged or uneven, which can be a sign of wear from tooth-on-tooth
contact or minor chipping. Did Will Donkey punch or kick Ducky in
the mouth?
- Discoloration: There appears to be some yellowish staining or
darkening near the gum line and between the teeth, which could be
due to plaque buildup, tartar, or natural staining. Chewing
tobacco?
- Recession: The gum tissue around the top of the teeth appears to
be higher than average, which might indicate mild gingival
recession. Ducky needs a deep cleaning (head to toe).
- Nail Biting: Constant biting of nails in the same spot can wear
down the enamel over time, creating a "cradle" or V-shaped
indentation where the nail usually sits. Ducky needs to keep things
out of his mouth, including hooves and webbed feet.
- Using Teeth as Tools: Holding metal objects (like bobby pins,
nails, or needles) between the front teeth can carve out a specific
V-shaped notch. Does Ducky play the guitar with his teeth?
- Crowding: If there isn't enough room in the jaw, the two central
incisors can tilt toward each other. Their inner edges touch while
the outer edges flare out, creating a V-shaped gap or angle at the
bottom. Will Donkey's front teeth were also on a swivel.
- Thumb Sucking: If the habit continued late into childhood, it
could have pushed the front teeth outward and into an angled, V-like
position. Does Ducky suck his...thumb?
- Developmental Issues - the permanent teeth grow in with a
crescent-shaped or V-shaped notch in the center of the biting edge.
This is a rare sign of congenital syphilis (passed from mother to
child). Was it determined that Will Donkey gave Ducky an STD? Was
Mildred involved?
- The teeth also tend to be smaller, peg-shaped, and more widely
spaced than normal. A severe lack of vitamins (specifically Vitamin
D, A, or C) during early childhood can stunt tooth development. Was
Ducky raised in the kennel?
-NancyGene, DDS and George Dunce's Trusted Dental Moose
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=704955280#704955280
Was he the before model for othodontists? If so, he must be rich.
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP! DUCKY DENTAL DILEMMA BUMP!
Ducky!
PS: Can you remark on his propensity to show his ass off to a
Douchebag? Is it just trading farts or something more? Keep the
sources anonymous.
Yes, of course, but it will have to be tomorrow, since we are seeing
patients this evening through Dentists Without Borders. (That is
"Borders" not "Benders.") Ducky's Dilemma has been the subject of
poetry and prose for decades. It is rather like the chicken and the
egg, but with cavities. Have you heard of the hairstyle the
greasers used to wear--the D.A. or "Duck's Ass?" Named after Ducky.
Even Chunk has that.
I had a thought on the way home about his semi-unique "notch". It
appears to be a symptom of something like a needled*ck hitting the
same area over and over. I couldn't tell is he has no chin because
of genetics and inbreeding or because of the "needled*ck effect".
I know we're getting into the nature vs. nurture thang, but I had to
say it because Ducky needs a sympathetic person rather than a
malignant narcissist Douchebag.
So it is rapid evolution or adaptation? Is "needled*ck" common in
Shitkickerville? Ducky's relatives hung around ponds, whereas
Mildred haunted the dog parks and the pound. Ducky's dad was a
quack.
I heard Ducky the Quack Head once flew upside down and quacked up.
If Ducky flew upside down, would he not crap on himself? We have
heard of "loose as a goose," but "a quack can't hold back" would be
messy.
Only if Ducky was flying backwards.
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=705035860#705035860
The "Ducky Walk" has a dual purpose, both waddling and farting are
possible at the same time. It's also the lamest ripoff of Chuck
Berry ever.
If Ducky can play the guitar equally as badly upside-down as
right-side-up, couldn't he also fly backwards? That might also
protect his tail section from flying Donkeys.
If he flies backwards the two chords he knows would be inverted.
Ducky may actually know about the existence of more than one chord,
but that doesn't mean he can play more than one or has mastered it.
Playing the chords upside down and backwards might be an improvement
to his playing.
Dare I suggest he learn how to play an Em chord? Three chords might
be an overload given his age.
Harder to do with webbed feet. Maybe Donkey can tutor Ducky on the
fine points of playing the guitar?
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
[snip]
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
[snip]
No African drums last night, just vocals and acoustic guitar.
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
[snip]
Will Dockery wrote:
I don't post poetry here
Miguel Sucio wrote:
[snip]
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in news:78-dnVE5lPRspp_3nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Apparently you're mistaken.
Apparently you're a lying Douchebag.
Actually,, "apparently", Will is right and MMP is wrong (again). As
the rest of the thread makes apparent, NG has been successfully
trolled yet again, and is having another Tizzy with Fries
It's only a matter of time before MMP joins in and turns the thread into
yet another Team Tizzy with Fries.
.
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in news:jrKdneEkMsvVyZv3nZ2dnZfqnPadnZ2d@giganews.com:
[snip]
No African drums last night, just vocals and acoustic guitar.
Thanks for explaining
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares
enough to respond.
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
Again, you nailed it.
Mallard poking fun at *the poets* in a poetry group.
Yet none of you post poetry here:
Nancy G.
Pendragon
Bruce
Kevin Fries
And so it goes.
I've posted 100s of poems here
Michael Pendragon <user17124@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
Again, you nailed it.
Mallard poking fun at *the poets* in a poetry group.
Yet none of you post poetry here:
Nancy G.
Pendragon
Bruce
Kevin Fries
And so it goes.
I've posted 100s of poems here
I've read several of your poems, but nothing recent.
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in news:jrKdneEkMsvVyZv3nZ2dnZfqnPadnZ2d@giganews.com:
Look! Douchebag Willie made up a post and put my name into it so he could type "[snip]" after it. Hey, Dumbass! The "References line" doesn't list
me. Busted!
Why are you so fucking stupid, Dreckweasel?
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
[snip]
No African drums last night, just vocals and acoustic guitar.
Thanks for explaining why it sucks to be you, Douchebag.
Michael Pendragon wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo> posted:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in
news:jrKdneEkMsvVyZv3nZ2dnZfqnPadnZ2d@giganews.com:
Look! Douchebag Willie made up a post and put my name into it so he could
type "[snip]" after it. Hey, Dumbass! The "References line" doesn't list
me. Busted!
Why are you so f***ing stupid, Dreckweasel?
That takes being desperate for attention to a new, all-time low.
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
[snip]
No African drums last night, just vocals and acoustic guitar.
Thanks for explaining why it sucks to be you, Douchebag.
Michael Pendragon wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo> posted:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in
news:jrKdneEkMsvVyZv3nZ2dnZfqnPadnZ2d@giganews.com:
Look! Douchebag Willie made up a post and put my name into it so he
could type "[snip]" after it. Hey, Dumbass! The "References line"
doesn't list me. Busted!
Why are you so f***ing stupid, Dreckweasel?
That takes being desperate for attention to a new, all-time low.
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
[snip]
No African drums last night, just vocals and acoustic guitar.
Thanks for explaining why it sucks to be you, Douchebag.
Will Donkey claims that others are in a "tizzy," yet he replies dozens
of times on the threads. Tizzy Donkey.
There not only weren't any African drums at The Varsity Sports Bar,
but there were also no African Americans. Why was that? Granted,
there were only a handful of people at the venue to hear the
no-talents, but surely Donkey's Church of the Holy Barbers has some
people who can sing? Whatever happened to Nelly the Black? Derundo? HandySandy?
[quote="George J. Dance"]
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in news:78-dnVE5lPRspp_3nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Apparently you're mistaken.
Apparently you're a lying Douchebag.
Actually,, "apparently", Will is right and MMP is wrong (again). As
the rest of the thread makes apparent, NG has been successfully
trolled yet again, and is having another Tizzy with Fries
It's only a matter of time before MMP joins in and turns the thread into yet another Team Tizzy with Fries.
.
You predicted it exactly.
Michael Pendragon wrote:
[snip]
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
[snip]
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in news:78-dnVE5lPRspp_3nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Apparently you're mistaken.
Apparently you're a lying Douchebag.
Actually,, "apparently", Will is right and MMP is wrong (again). As
the rest of the thread makes apparent, NG has been successfully
trolled yet again, and is having another Tizzy with Fries
It's only a matter of time before MMP joins in and turns the thread into
yet another Team Tizzy with Fries.
.
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:_FudnXYt3Pqmjpr3nZ2dnZfqnPudnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo> posted:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in
news:jrKdneEkMsvVyZv3nZ2dnZfqnPadnZ2d@giganews.com:
Look! Douchebag Willie made up a post and put my name into it so he
could type "[snip]" after it. Hey, Dumbass! The "References line"
doesn't list me. Busted!
Why are you so f***ing stupid, Dreckweasel?
That takes being desperate for attention to a new, all-time low.
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
[snip]
No African drums last night, just vocals and acoustic guitar.
Thanks for explaining why it sucks to be you, Douchebag.
Will Donkey claims that others are in a "tizzy," yet he replies dozens
of times on the threads. Tizzy Donkey.
Typical Douchebag projection.
There not only weren't any African drums at The Varsity Sports Bar,
but there were also no African Americans. Why was that? Granted,
there were only a handful of people at the venue to hear the
no-talents, but surely Donkey's Church of the Holy Barbers has some
people who can sing? Whatever happened to Nelly the Black? Derundo?
HandySandy?
The word has been out on Dreckweasel and his Klan affiliations.
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
[quote="George J. Dance"]
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in
news:78-dnVE5lPRspp_3nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares
enough to respond.
Apparently you're mistaken.
Apparently you're a lying Douchebag.
Actually,, "apparently", Will is right and MMP is wrong (again). As
the rest of the thread makes apparent, NG has been successfully
trolled yet again, and is having another Tizzy with Fries
It's only a matter of time before MMP joins in and turns the thread
into yet another Team Tizzy with Fries.
.
You predicted it exactly.
Funny, I see you goading everyone in to posting -- much as you're
doing immediately above.
That's what you do, Donkey. You constantly try to start flame wars,
and fan the flames whenever one occurs.
You obviously share Lord Henry Wotton's belief that: "There is only
one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not
being talked about."
However, I doubt that Lord Henry would have included mockery and
ridicule in the formula.
No one in their right mind wants to be a punchline for 25 years.
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
[snip]
Thanks again for demonstrating that you're just another cyberbully
troll, Kevin Fries.
George J. Dance wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in
news:78-dnVE5lPRspp_3nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Apparently you're mistaken.
Apparently you're a lying Douchebag.
Actually,, "apparently", Will is right and MMP is wrong (again). As
the rest of the thread makes apparent, NG has been successfully
trolled yet again, and is having another Tizzy with Fries
It's only a matter of time before MMP joins in and turns the thread into
yet another Team Tizzy with Fries.
.
You predicted it exactly.
Funny, I see you goading everyone in to posting -- much as you're doing immediately above.
That's what you do, Donkey. You constantly try to start flame wars, and fan the flames whenever one occurs.
You obviously share Lord Henry Wotton's belief that: "There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."
However, I doubt that Lord Henry would have included mockery and ridicule in the formula.
No one in their right mind wants to be a punchline for 25 years.
Dumbass.
NancyGene wrote:
[snip]
George J. Dance wrote:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
anipped - see OP
That was hilarious. Thanks for posting. I'm glad to see you
taking the "criticism" in stride.
On first read, I was going to object to your calling your
critics "poets". But on reflection, I think
you've put your finger on one thing that makes poetry
very different from songwriting.
The music biz is mainly collaborative; even solo
singer-songwriters rely on others when creating their work,
so creativity requires making friends or associates, and learning to
work together. In contrast, poetry is mainly a one-
person thing. The difference thar comes from that is
that, while singers and songwriters tend to see each
other as potential helpers, to be encouraged and built
up, poets, tend to see each other as rivals or even
threats, to be diminished, denigrated, and ultimately
torn down.
That's probably lesson 1, which you're already
experiencing. What you've run into is a clique, or
in actuality what's left of one on usenet. (There are
a few more of them, but they've moved over to
Fakebook where they're apparently alive and well.)
I hope that allows you to make sense of what's happening,
since it's hard to figure that out on the fly. I think that most
people (regardless of background) tend to see initial reactions
to their work as a wall of noise, and it's hard to pick out
individual voices. That's one reason I haven't
commented on your work up till now, since I don't think that
what I had to say would be distinguishable.
Hence this post. After you've gotten to know me, and vice
versa, I hope what I have to say (both positive and negaive)
will carry more weight. For now, I'll leave it at that.
NancyGene wrote:
[snip]
If Michael Pendragon wants his poetry to be read here he needs to post
it here, or just go back to Facebook, as he's been promising to do for
weeks, now.
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough to respond.
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
You definitely have the resident trolls in a tizzy this morning, Brian.
EfyA
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
[snip]
Will-Dockery wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
anipped - see OP
That was hilarious. Thanks for posting. I'm glad to see you
taking the "criticism" in stride.
On first read, I was going to object to your calling your
critics "poets". But on reflection, I think
you've put your finger on one thing that makes poetry
very different from songwriting.
The music biz is mainly collaborative; even solo
singer-songwriters rely on others when creating their work,
so creativity requires making friends or associates, and learning to
work together. In contrast, poetry is mainly a one-
person thing. The difference thar comes from that is
that, while singers and songwriters tend to see each
other as potential helpers, to be encouraged and built
up, poets, tend to see each other as rivals or even
threats, to be diminished, denigrated, and ultimately
torn down.
That's probably lesson 1, which you're already
experiencing. What you've run into is a clique, or
in actuality what's left of one on usenet. (There are
a few more of them, but they've moved over to
Fakebook where they're apparently alive and well.)
I hope that allows you to make sense of what's happening,
since it's hard to figure that out on the fly. I think that most
people (regardless of background) tend to see initial reactions
to their work as a wall of noise, and it's hard to pick out
individual voices. That's one reason I haven't
commented on your work up till now, since I don't think that
what I had to say would be distinguishable.
Hence this post. After you've gotten to know me, and vice
versa, I hope what I have to say (both positive and negaive)
will carry more weight. For now, I'll leave it at that.
Hopefully Brian Mallard will stick around, although he's attracted the full attention of the resident trolls at this point, as we can see.
And so it goes.
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
You definitely have the resident trolls in a tizzy this morning, Brian.
Really?
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in news:78-dnVE5lPRspp_3nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Apparently you're mistaken.
Apparently you're a lying Douchebag.
Actually,, "apparently", Will is right and MMP is wrong (again). As
the rest of the thread makes apparent, NG has been successfully
trolled yet again, and is having another Tizzy with Fries
It's only a matter of time before MMP joins in and turns the thread into
yet another Team Tizzy with Fries.
.
[quote="George J. Dance"]
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in news:78-dnVE5lPRspp_3nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Apparently you're mistaken.
Apparently you're a lying Douchebag.
Actually,, "apparently", Will is right and MMP is wrong (again). As
the rest of the thread makes apparent, NG has been successfully
trolled yet again, and is having another Tizzy with Fries
It's only a matter of time before MMP joins in and turns the thread into yet another Team Tizzy with Fries.
.
Again, you predicted that perfectly, as Michael Pendragon is proving your point for you.
EfyA
Freeagentprose wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
[snip]
George, I know of you through Will amd know that you are quite legit. I don't read anything in these comments unless Will points out that it has value (he directed me to this post), the rest of the comments in here for the most part are noise because these people aren't here for value building but rather a middle school playground bully session.
But I value your input amd will happily engage in critique and discussion. Thank you for your input.
George J. Dance wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in
news:78-dnVE5lPRspp_3nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Apparently you're mistaken.
Apparently you're a lying Douchebag.
Actually,, "apparently", Will is right and MMP is wrong (again). As
the rest of the thread makes apparent, NG has been successfully
trolled yet again, and is having another Tizzy with Fries
It's only a matter of time before MMP joins in and turns the thread into
yet another Team Tizzy with Fries.
.
Again, you predicted that perfectly, as Michael Pendragon is proving your point for you.
Right
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough to respond.
Obviously you were wrong about this one, Pendragon.
The tizzy from your fellow trolls is hitting record levels this morning.
And so it goes.
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares
enough to respond.
Obviously you were wrong about this one, Pendragon.
The tizzy from your fellow trolls is hitting record levels this
morning.
And so it goes.
Let's see:
Miguel: 1
Bruce: 3
Dunce: 3
Ducky: 3
MMP: 12
NancyGene: 15
Cujo: 18
Will Donkey: 46
You've posted over twice as much as anyone else in this thread, and
almost as much as everyone else combined.
Will Donkey: 46
Everyone Else: 54
I'd say the tizzy record is yours -- no contest.
Dumbass tizzy-bitch.
Michael Pendragon wrote:
[snip]
Do you have a link to the Orpheus trilogy, or perhaps you can bump it to the top?
I don't remember it.
EfyA
THE BACCHANTS
(Of Greenwich Village)
Come, follow me down winding city streets
Some Summer night when stardust fills the air,
And plaintive notes of late-night jazz compete
With tipsy converse and devil-may-care
Flirtations spiced with moonbeam-tinted eyes.
Here's the link in newsgrouper (posted April 30th):
https://newsgrouper.org/alt.arts.poetry.comments/search/1777592464/1777574259
The True Melissa wrote:
Verily, in article <1778867529>, did user17124
@newsgrouper.org.invalid deliver unto us this message:
Here's the link in newsgrouper (posted April 30th):
https://newsgrouper.org/alt.arts.poetry.comments/search/1777592464/1777574259
Oh, that's beautiful. The whole trilogy is just gorgeous.
I think I enjoyed Orpheus most, but Orpheus in Hell has a very
interesting structure.
I love the language throughout.
--
The True Melissa - Canal Winchester - Ohio
United States of America - North America - Earth
Solar System - Milky Way - Local Group
Virgo Cluster - Laniakea Supercluster - Cosmos
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
[snip]
Do you have a link to the Orpheus trilogy, or perhaps you can bump it to the top?
I don't remember it.
EfyA
Here's the link in newsgrouper (posted April 30th):
https://newsgrouper.org/alt.arts.poetry.comments/search/1777592464/1777574259
Or you could just search JLA for "ORPHIC TRILOGY".
Will-Dockery wrote:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
[snip]
Do you have a link to the Orpheus trilogy, or perhaps you can bump it to the top?
I don't remember it.
EfyA
Here's the link in newsgrouper (posted April 30th):
https://newsgrouper.org/alt.arts.poetry.comments/search/1777592464/1777574259
Or you could just search JLA for "ORPHIC TRILOGY".
Thanks, Pendragon, reading it now.
We're not friends but I'll grant you, this is good poetry.
HarryLime wrote:
Will-Dockery wrote:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
[snip]
Do you have a link to the Orpheus trilogy, or perhaps you can bump it to the top?
I don't remember it.
EfyA
Here's the link in newsgrouper (posted April 30th):
https://newsgrouper.org/alt.arts.poetry.comments/search/1777592464/1777574259
Or you could just search JLA for "ORPHIC TRILOGY".
Thanks, Pendragon, reading it now.
We're not friends but I'll grant you, this is good poetry.
I wouldn't say we weren't friends, I'm actually rather fond of you.
We're just playing on opposite sides.
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in news:Y66cndq307Bwi5r3nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
[snip]
[UNSNIPPED]
****************
Look! Douchebag Willie made up a post and put my name into it so he could type "[snip]" after it. Hey, Dumbass! The "References line" doesn't list
me. Busted!
Why are you so fucking stupid, Dreckweasel?
*********************
Thanks again for demonstrating that you're just another cyberbully
troll, Kevin Fries.
By demonstating that you're lying? Good luck with that, DOUCHEBAG!
Bruce wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in
news:Y66cndq307Bwi5r3nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
[snip]
[Troll rubbish SNIPPED]
****************
Look! xxxxxxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxxxxxxx search
*********************
Thanks again for demonstrating that you're just another cyberbully
troll, Kevin Fries.
By demonstating xxxxxxxxxx xxxxx xxxxxxxxxx
Again, you nailed this one
George J. Dance wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in
news:78-dnVE5lPRspp_3nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Michael Pendragon wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Will Dockery wrote:
[snip]
Thanks buddy!
As they say on Usenet:
*Crickets*
So someone ruffled Ducky's tailfeathers.
If you're waiting for a flame post, I don't think anyone cares enough
to respond.
Apparently you're mistaken.
Apparently you're a lying Douchebag.
Actually,, "apparently", Will is right and MMP is wrong (again). As
the rest of the thread makes apparent, NG has been successfully
trolled yet again, and is having another Tizzy with Fries
It's only a matter of time before MMP joins in and turns the thread into
yet another Team Tizzy with Fries.
.
Again, you predicted that perfectly, as Michael Pendragon is proving your point for you.
Right... because you've made 44 posts in this thread, whereas this post is only my 12th.
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in news:UIqcnRkc_cosvZr3nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com:
[snip]
If Michael Pendragon wants his poetry to be read here he needs to post
it here, or just go back to Facebook, as he's been promising to do for
weeks, now.
Nobody cares if you read it
Will Dockery <user3274@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:
Michael Pendragon <user17124@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) posted:
Freeagentprose wrote:
Night of the Poets (JLA Edition)
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Shuffle, gurgle, moan
Stumbling in the streets, hungry, they roam
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
Shuffle, gurgle, stomp
They are mouthing something, more akin to a chomp
Run! Run for your life!
The shuffling slumps are out tonight!
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Shuffle, gurgle, howl
Creeps, with opinions, out on the prowl
Shuffling, gnawing, grunting, clawing
Onward, onward, fowl and adrool
Closer, closer, don't be a fool!
Get ye inside! Cut the lights!
Mouths agape, they're coming for you!
https://youtu.be/SiKhKSH6o3E
Again, you nailed it.
Mallard poking fun at *the poets* in a poetry group.
Yet none of you post poetry here:
Nancy G.
Pendragon
Bruce
Kevin Fries
And so it goes.
I've posted 100s of poems here
I've read several of your poems, but nothing recent.
I recently posted my Orpheus trilogy here.
Bruce wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in
news:Y66cndq307Bwi5r3nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
[snip]
[Troll rubbish SNIPPED]
****************
Look! Douchebag Willie made up a post and put my name into it so he could >>> type "[snip]" after it. Hey, Dumbass! The "References line" doesn't list >>> me. Busted!
Thanks again for demonstrating that you're just another cyberbully
troll, Kevin Fries.
By demonstating that you're lying? Good luck with that, DOUCHEBAG!
Again, you nailed this one, Cujo.
We know.
Bruce wrote:
[snip]
Freeagentprose wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
[snip]
George, I know of you through Will amd know that you are quite legit. I don't read anything in these comments unless Will points out that it has value (he directed me to this post), the rest of the comments in here for the most part are noise because these people aren't here for value building but rather a middle school playground bully session.
But I value your input amd will happily engage in critique and discussion. Thank you for your input.
Miguel Sucio wrote:
Freeagentprose wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
[snip]
George, I know of you through Will amd know that you are quite legit. I don't read anything in these comments unless Will points out that it has value (he directed me to this post), the rest of the comments in here for the most part are noise because these people aren't here for value building but rather a middle school playground bully session.
But I value your input amd will happily engage in critique and discussion. >> Thank you for your input.
Only a fool would follow or take direction/advice from
Freeagentprose wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
[snip]
George, I know of you through Will amd know that you are quite legit.
I don't read anything in these comments unless Will points out that
it has value (he directed me to this post), the rest of the comments
in here for the most part are noise because these people aren't here
for value building but rather a middle school playground bully
session. But I value your input amd will happily engage in critique
and discussion. Thank you for your input.
Only a fool would follow or take direction/advice from Dockery. Maybe
you should take your head out of the sand and read up on your pal.
Whatever he has told you is a lie. Take the red pill.
Miguel Sucio wrote:
Freeagentprose wrote:
George J. Dance wrote:
[snip]
George, I know of you through Will amd know that you are quite
legit. I don't read anything in these comments unless Will points
out that it has value (he directed me to this post), the rest of the
comments in here for the most part are noise because these people
aren't here for value building but rather a middle school playground
bully session. But I value your input amd will happily engage in
critique and discussion. Thank you for your input.
Only a fool would follow or take direction/advice from Dockery.
Maybe you should take your head out of the sand and read up on your
pal. Whatever he has told you is a lie. Take the red pill.
From you?
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