• Re: Will Dockery - Teacher of Audiences

    From Cujo DeSockpuppet@cujo@petitmorte.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun May 10 22:58:45 2026
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    Miguel Sucio wrote:

    Shaun Crane

    I offer these remarks with the utmost respect. I am committed to
    transparency and candor. In my professional opinion, constructive
    criticism is the most valuable feedback one can receive. I can
    attest that, without constructive criticism, I would not have
    achieved my current level of artistic expertise. I have greatly
    benefited from having a peer review my work and provide suggestions
    for improvement. There is no shame in receiving such feedback. In
    fact, being receptive to constructive criticism is essential for
    growth and development. If one is unable to accept criticism, they
    will likely face significant challenges in the future with any
    endeavors they pursue.




    Will Dockery
    An artist has got to get feedback good and bad, the main thing is to
    teach an audience, at least they're checking out the art. '



    Shaun Crane
    *Crickets*


    What exactly are you claiming to teach audiences? You would have to
    have one.

    Will Donkey is trying to unteach people who thought there had to be
    subjects and verbs in sentences, words had to be spelled right, only
    people who could carry a tune should sing in public, and that
    bathing is optional.

    BTW, we love the picture and the pig logo. The sole audience member
    seems transfixed, but probably by the smell.



    "Incoherence is the new big thing in Shitkickerville." - Dreckweasel
    for the last 50 years.

    That doesn't fly, even in Alatucky, but Douchebag Willie is too
    stupid to notice.



    No one in Alatucky can read anyway, so it doesn't make any
    difference what Will Donkey tries to write.

    We would give the Donkey this advice for improving his "writing."
    Throw out all of the books that he has collected.



    But where will all the vermin infesting the books live?



    In his bed, on the floor, on the walls, in the refrigerator, on his
    clothes, on his body, in his hair.



    De-verminizing the Dreckster (and probably Ducky's) might call for
    experts. Let's call it a "douchebomb". How about an annual event?

    "The First Annual Douchebombs For Douchebags Benefit" would need
    strong hometown support, so we need someone to canvass the neighbors.

    Anyone want to write the Ad Copy for the GoDoucheMe?



    We wonder if Will Donkey knows that Mallards do not mate for life, but
    it's just a seasonal thing. Of course, Donkey loves only himself, but
    Ducky might be looking around for something wild to get down with.

    We know that Donkey gave Ducky (and Benders and Wilson) STDs, which is
    why they wanted to kill them. With Joey, his mother had to wait for
    the State to step in and try to kill him. The Donkeydouche requires
    as much water as filling a swimming pool.

    EDDF!

    Everything
    Dreckery
    Douches
    Fails!
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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun May 10 20:05:04 2026
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
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    Miguel Sucio wrote:

    Shaun Crane

    I offer these remarks with the utmost respect. I am committed to
    transparency and candor. In my professional opinion, constructive
    criticism is the most valuable feedback one can receive. I can
    attest that, without constructive criticism, I would not have
    achieved my current level of artistic expertise. I have greatly
    benefited from having a peer review my work and provide suggestions
    for improvement. There is no shame in receiving such feedback. In
    fact, being receptive to constructive criticism is essential for
    growth and development. If one is unable to accept criticism, they
    will likely face significant challenges in the future with any
    endeavors they pursue.




    Will Dockery
    An artist has got to get feedback good and bad, the main thing is to
    teach an audience, at least they're checking out the art. '



    Shaun Crane
    *Crickets*


    What exactly are you claiming to teach audiences? You would have to
    have one.

    Will Donkey is trying to unteach people who thought there had to be
    subjects and verbs in sentences, words had to be spelled right, only
    people who could carry a tune should sing in public, and that
    bathing is optional.

    BTW, we love the picture and the pig logo. The sole audience member
    seems transfixed, but probably by the smell.



    "Incoherence is the new big thing in Shitkickerville." - Dreckweasel
    for the last 50 years.

    That doesn't fly, even in Alatucky, but Douchebag Willie is too
    stupid to notice.



    No one in Alatucky can read anyway, so it doesn't make any
    difference what Will Donkey tries to write.

    We would give the Donkey this advice for improving his "writing."
    Throw out all of the books that he has collected.



    But where will all the vermin infesting the books live?



    In his bed, on the floor, on the walls, in the refrigerator, on his
    clothes, on his body, in his hair.



    De-verminizing the Dreckster (and probably Ducky's) might call for
    experts. Let's call it a "douchebomb". How about an annual event?

    "The First Annual Douchebombs For Douchebags Benefit" would need
    strong hometown support, so we need someone to canvass the neighbors.

    Anyone want to write the Ad Copy for the GoDoucheMe?



    We wonder if Will Donkey knows that Mallards do not mate for life, but
    it's just a seasonal thing. Of course, Donkey loves only himself, but
    Ducky might be looking around for something wild to get down with.

    We know that Donkey gave Ducky (and Benders and Wilson) STDs, which is
    why they wanted to kill them. With Joey, his mother had to wait for
    the State to step in and try to kill him. The Donkeydouche requires
    as much water as filling a swimming pool.



    EDDF!

    Everything
    Dreckery
    Douches
    Fails!



    Also E.D. Did Donkey ever touch Joey, who is certainly taking after his father in failing.


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  • From durrtmike@durrtmike@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Miguel Sucio) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed May 13 12:11:32 2026
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    NancyGene wrote:

    Miguel Sucio wrote:

    Shaun Crane

    I offer these remarks with the utmost respect. I am committed to transparency and candor. In my professional opinion, constructive criticism is the most valuable feedback one can receive. I can attest that, without constructive criticism, I would not have achieved my current level of artistic expertise. I have greatly benefited from having a peer review my work and provide suggestions for improvement. There is no shame in receiving such feedback. In fact, being receptive to constructive criticism is essential for growth and development. If one is unable to accept criticism, they will likely face significant challenges in the future with any endeavors they pursue.




    Will Dockery
    An artist has got to get feedback good and bad, the main thing is to teach an audience, at least they're checking out the art. '



    Shaun Crane
    *Crickets*


    What exactly are you claiming to teach audiences? You would have to have one.


    Will Donkey is trying to unteach people who thought there had to be subjects and verbs in sentences, words had to be spelled right, only people who could carry a tune should sing in public, and that bathing is optional.

    BTW, we love the picture and the pig logo. The sole audience member seems transfixed, but probably by the smell.




    My guess is the swine had caught a whiff of Dockery's foot fungus and mistook it for a truffle. Even the pigs in Columbus fall short when it comes to intelligence and talent.


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  • From The True Melissa@thetruemelissa@gmail.com to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed May 13 14:29:09 2026
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    Verily, in article <E72cnQckRrVdM5n3nZ2dnZfqnPudnZ2d@giganews.com>, did durrtmike@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid deliver unto us this message:

    My guess is the swine had caught a whiff of Dockery's foot fungus and
    mistook it for a truffle. Even the pigs in Columbus fall short when it
    comes to intelligence and talent.

    Will, does this mean you're in Columbus? So am I. That's an odd
    coincidence when Usenet has become so small.
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  • From mummycullen@mummycullen@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (MummyChunk) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed May 13 14:44:04 2026
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    The True Melissa wrote:
    Verily, in article <E72cnQckRrVdM5n3nZ2dnZfqnPudnZ2d>, did durrtmike@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid deliver unto us this message:


    My guess is the swine had caught a whiff of Dockery's foot fungus and
    mistook it for a truffle. Even the pigs in Columbus fall short when it
    comes to intelligence and talent.



    Will, does this mean you're in Columbus? So am I. That's an odd
    coincidence when Usenet has become so small.

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    Virgo Cluster - Laniakea Supercluster - Cosmos



    Quite a few of the people here in AAPC seem to be in the great state of Georgia.

    Ef2a


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  • From The True Melissa@thetruemelissa@gmail.com to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed May 13 15:14:19 2026
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    Verily, in article <JUGdna9_wK5aW5n3nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com>, did mummycullen@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid deliver unto us this message:
    Quite a few of the people here in AAPC seem to be in the great state of Georgia.


    Oh, never mind. I'm right outside Columbus, Ohio.

    Consult my signature for more details. :-)
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  • From Cujo DeSockpuppet@cujo@petitmorte.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed May 13 19:34:38 2026
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    The True Melissa <thetruemelissa@gmail.com> wrote in news:MPG.446e8cfc46c7bd8989e83@news.eternal-september.org:

    Verily, in article <E72cnQckRrVdM5n3nZ2dnZfqnPudnZ2d@giganews.com>, did durrtmike@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid deliver unto us this message:

    My guess is the swine had caught a whiff of Dockery's foot fungus and
    mistook it for a truffle. Even the pigs in Columbus fall short when it
    comes to intelligence and talent.

    Will, does this mean you're in Columbus? So am I. That's an odd
    coincidence when Usenet has become so small.

    Douchebag Willie is in the shitkicker Columbus that's next to Alatucky.
    --
    "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to
    you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -
    Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon
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  • From mummycullen@mummycullen@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (MummyChunk) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed May 13 15:42:48 2026
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    The True Melissa <thetruemelissa> wrote in news:MPG.446e8cfc46c7bd8989e83@news.eternal-september.org:


    Verily, in article <E72cnQckRrVdM5n3nZ2dnZfqnPudnZ2d>, did
    durrtmike@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid deliver unto us this message:

    My guess is the swine had caught a whiff of Dockery's foot fungus and
    mistook it for a truffle. Even the pigs in Columbus fall short when it
    comes to intelligence and talent.

    Will, does this mean you're in Columbus? So am I. That's an odd
    coincidence when Usenet has become so small.



    Douchebag Willie is in the shitkicker Columbus that's next to Alatucky.


    --
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    you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon




    Alatucky. That's a new one for me.... EfyU


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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed May 13 15:48:34 2026
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    MummyChunk wrote:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    The True Melissa <thetruemelissa> wrote in
    news:MPG.446e8cfc46c7bd8989e83@news.eternal-september.org:


    Verily, in article <E72cnQckRrVdM5n3nZ2dnZfqnPudnZ2d>, did
    durrtmike@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid deliver unto us this message:

    My guess is the swine had caught a whiff of Dockery's foot fungus and
    mistook it for a truffle. Even the pigs in Columbus fall short when it
    comes to intelligence and talent.

    Will, does this mean you're in Columbus? So am I. That's an odd
    coincidence when Usenet has become so small.



    Douchebag Willie is in the shitkicker Columbus that's next to Alatucky.


    --
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    you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're
    functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -
    Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon



    Alatucky. That's a new one for me.... EfyU



    It's in Russia--you should be familiar with that.


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  • From Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed May 13 16:00:20 2026
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    MummyChunk wrote:
    Quite a few of the people here in AAPC seem to be in the great state of Georgia.


    What do you call a girl in Georgia that can outrun her brothers?

    A Virgin.
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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed May 13 17:27:33 2026
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    Bruce wrote:
    MummyChunk wrote:

    Quite a few of the people here in AAPC seem to be in the great state of
    Georgia.




    What do you call a girl in Georgia that can outrun her brothers?

    A Virgin.



    What about dogs, donkeys and waterfowl?


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  • From Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Thu May 14 03:55:10 2026
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    NancyGene wrote:
    Bruce wrote:
    MummyChunk wrote:

    Quite a few of the people here in AAPC seem to be in the great state of
    Georgia.




    What do you call a girl in Georgia that can outrun her brothers?

    A Virgin.



    What about dogs, donkeys and waterfowl?


    They'd run for their lives!
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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Thu May 14 07:58:17 2026
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    Bruce wrote:
    NancyGene wrote:

    Bruce wrote:
    MummyChunk wrote:

    Quite a few of the people here in AAPC seem to be in the great state of
    Georgia.




    What do you call a girl in Georgia that can outrun her brothers?

    A Virgin.



    What about dogs, donkeys and waterfowl?




    They'd run for their lives!



    Some were caught...and now are part of the Donkey family DNA.


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