• JOAN'S UFO STORY 04-Jun-92

    From Ty Holder@RICKSBBS to All on Sun Sep 27 08:12:38 2026
    Message #2642 "UFO"
    Date: 04-Jun-92 0:03
    From: Gary Stollman
    To: All
    Subj: Joan's UFO Story

    This is not MY story, although it has a lot to do with me, as
    it is the story of my girlfriend, Joan McCaughey. Her experiences
    DO involve UFOs, but on a much more intense scale than any of my
    UFO experiences.
    When Joan was about 3 years old, her real parents left her
    with some people who took their places, in name only. She was the
    heir to the Vaseline fortune, and these people murdered her real
    mother, and so she was left with these imposters and their name.
    She has no idea of her real identity. She has three birth
    certificates, one of which I was able to ascertain was forged,
    and one was stolen from her safe deposit box at her bank.
    Up until only a very few years ago, she was unable to
    remember anything of her childhood, due to the shock of being
    abandoned and beaten over the head with a hammer repeatedly by her
    "mother", causing skull fractures. Her "father" punched her in
    the stomach while a child, in a fit of rage, causing her to lose an
    ovary. These people were imposters and murderers and worse. Her
    "father" was an Indian from a tribe in Oregon, and her "mother"
    was not married to him legally. They got all their money after
    they got Joan. So much money you could not believe, as I have
    gone through the records in downtown LA, and there are literally
    hundreds of millions of dollars worth of property all over LA
    county. A lawyer friend of my sister is currently trying to
    obtain it for Joan.
    Joan's "father" was a civil engineer who worked at the
    department of public works in Pasadena, California for many years.
    He built secret underground water supplies that only the rich and
    powerful knew about, in case of germ or atomic war. He was so
    brilliant that even when near death and in a wheelchair, the
    Canadian government flew him to Canada to work on secret projects
    for them. He also led a double life under a different name. He
    was in charge of building the Alaskan Highway in Canada.
    While standing on the porch of a house they owned in
    Altadena, California, in 1957, a UFO came slowly down the canyon
    without a sound. It was only about 20 feet away from Joan at the
    closest approach. She says it was a flying saucer, with windows
    all around, and floated slightly above the ground. The people in
    the other houses saw it also, and they were terrified. When the
    man she calls Dad saw this, he laughed, and said to her, "Now
    that's a secret undercover government project! That's man-made!"
    She had no reason to doubt him as he worked for the government,
    and she had seen technical drawings of UFOs on his drafting board
    many times. The object floated slowly over the canyon, farther
    and farther away until it went out of sight.
    After that, UFOs would come around Joan's window almost every
    night for many years. They emitted a bright white light into the
    room, so bright you could read by it. She also would hear voices
    of men talking outside her window, saying things related to her
    past, and about her. She believes these men came from the UFOs,
    and her "father" owned all the land in the canyons where they came
    from. She was told later that her real family came from a very
    distinguished bloodline, from "the other side."
    During the years as a child, Joan was moved from place to
    place around California. When neighbors in San Diego complained
    to the school board that she was being denied an education by her
    parents, her "parents" up and moved away to another location.
    Presents would come frequently for her, but the "woman" would take
    them all away from her every time. One such present, a wagon with
    her name on it, probably her real name, was taken by her "mother",
    who filed the name off with a chisel before giving it to her.
    Even the dates on the few pictures she has of her "family" have
    been erased from them. She has no idea of how old she really is.
    Her "father" knew how to use dowsing to find water and gold
    and other things. He used a series of numbers that Joan can
    remember, divided by 12, to build things, like UFOs. The numbers
    also mark out the distances to the sun and the moon and the
    planets, and even the rotation of the Earth. Before I did MY
    thing, I mailed a list of these numbers to myself from a post
    office near the studio just in case I would be arrested.
    Her "mother" was a monster, and received Social Security
    benefits for Joan being disabled, and bought diamond earrings with
    it while Joan walked the streets and lay in the gutters. Joan
    helped herself out of her situation, and gradually became
    independent, although without any kind of formal education. She
    has the math level of a third grader, although her reading skills
    are somewhat better. She is unable to learn, due to the problems
    heaped on her by her situation, and collects SSI. She is trying
    to get her fathers benefits for being disabled as a child, but we
    don't know about that yet. We are counting on the property coming
    through.
    Everything she got while under these imposters care was taken
    away from her. For that reason, she was afraid to go to see the
    "woman" when she died. She got lost on the bus, and when she got
    there, she was dead, and her giggilo was talking to her dead body.
    The nurse brought her a bag, but the giggilo grabbed it and ran
    away with it. Maybe the old bat finally decided to leave her
    something or her real identity. A few years ago, someone left a
    envelope for Joan at the downtown post office in LA, but she
    didn't have the money to get there, and when she eventually got
    there, she was told the woman who had left the package came and
    took it back.
    Some life, huh??? When her "dad" died, his watch stopped at
    the exact second, and Joan felt an incredible warmth coming from
    him, which surrounded her all over. He had made a will leaving
    her to be taken care of, but the woman burned the will and forged
    another one, giving her control over everything. All that phony
    family had fake birth certificates, and fake ids and fake
    everything.
    When I checked the downtown property records, I discovered
    some pretty wierd sounding names listed on the deeds. Names you
    couldn't even pronounce. All her "family" had the rare blood
    type, O-negative. Except for her.
    Some people came by to see her several times, who she calls
    the "psychic people", who told her things about her past she never
    knew. I believe these people were with the CIA or something
    similar. They were able to get into the sealed records downtown
    somehow, and had IDs that regular police wouldn't touch them with,
    some kind of CIA type IDs. They are into witchcraft, and had
    knowledge that amazes even me. During the past LA riots, Joan
    went to San Bernadino to be with her niece, who isn't really her
    niece, but a girl she raised since a child by herself, who was
    having a baby. While there, these "psychic people" came by again,
    and indicated that Joan would soon be coming into great wealth,
    and made it clear that they felt they deserved a part of this.
    The phone Joan called me from out there was torn down and the
    place boarded up. She knows all about the "phone-tappers."
    Well, a sad life, but one brimming with mystery! We are
    going on a trip to Yosemite National Park in a few days and I just
    felt I had to put this into words before we left. I hope this
    helps convince others of my truthfulness.

    Gary Stollman


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