• P x M = a_j

    From Bill D@RICKSBBS to All on Sun Mar 8 07:16:56 2026
    Date: Thu, 11 Nov 93 09:31:00 PST


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    popE x Mass = accelerated_j e s u s

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    --- issue 1, no 1 -----------------------------------------------

    #include <stdio.h> W E L C O M E !
    int main() ...to the first
    { issue of popE x
    printf("Editor: Johannes Kepler \n"); Mass = accelera
    printf("Copyright (c) 1993 by James Still"); ted_jesus......
    } I'll be your ed
    itor for this
    So I'm sitting here eating a fucking piroshki 'zine, so please
    store-bought from King Stupid's, and thinking observe the no
    about stealing 4 megs of *beautiful* RAM from smoking sign....
    my work computer. The other eight shouldn't sit back, relax
    miss their SIMM stick brother, and I sure and breath deep.
    could use the adrenaline rush at home. I'm eagerly look
    ing for submissi
    I remember reading the other day on some alt ons of articles,
    dot net posting how armed gangs are horking observations,
    Pentium chips and RAM sticks from Silicon rants, raves, or
    Valley companies. Right off the loading dock anything worth
    just scooping 'em up like gummie bears outta reading... Send
    the grocery-store bulk bins. RAM used to them to:
    stand for "Random Access Memory" but I think <still@kailua.
    its becoming "Rare As Money." I ask the guy colorado.edu>
    on the phone, "why the hell has RAM gone up or upload to the
    so much?" and he mumbles something about a Hieroglyphic Voo
    chip manufacturer's plant blowing up in doo Machine BBS
    Japan. Blows up? How did that happen? at +1 303 443
    Cutting off my supply like that --I'm tryin' 2457 (V.32bis).
    to score here and keep coming up dry... Hone those writi
    ng skills...
    Meanwhile VMaster's e-mailing and braggin'
    to me about his decked-out machine with it's
    pregnant banks of 16 whole megs. Damn. The
    Cypherpunk mailing list is going on about "Digicash" and "Virtual
    Money." It's a cool concept sure, pass some PGP-signed
    sawbucks my way, but its still just vaporware. RAM is real. RAM
    *is* money right now.

    I'm still eyeing that case and fingering the Phillips that could
    crack it wide open. You'll have to excuse me, but that 4-meg is
    whispering my name.

    ------ f e a t u r e -------------------------------------------

    INHERITING THE BUGGED CODE OF VERSION 1.0


    by James Still


    Come on you can admit it. The anarcho-seasoned angst that still
    languishes on the Internet is getting boring. Remember when
    rebellion used to be hip, happenin' and wow? Now it's about as
    exciting as a sterile postcard photo of Sid Vicious. Even the
    ancient how-to philes on building atomic bombs seem like an
    amnesiatic blast from the past of Kubrick's Dr. StrangeLove. The
    lock-step to a neuromanced-Marxism, liberally sprinkled with
    sci-fi romance, has a whole generation lashing out in immature
    frustration. Few look beyond the smoke of a paranoiac war to
    make sure that the fascists are still there. Have we built an
    ideology of absurdity? No, we+re just renting it. The truth is
    we never asked "why" when we eagerly grabbed the bits of
    disembodied leftovers of 60's activism, Reagonomic pipe-dreams,
    and post-punk skepticism. Like a witch's brew, our generation
    has thrown all of these things, plus a healthy dose of our own
    disgust and apathy, into a boiling cauldron of schizophrenic
    identity. But turn the ladle and stir the soup in search of a
    real ethics that smacks of something worth computing for, and
    you'll find only a watered down mixture of sickly broth. No meat
    and potatoes. No huevos.


    Ethics Version 2.0

    The beta test is over for version 1.0, and the end user lost. I
    can think of no better way for a confused schizo to rethink his
    or her ethics and identity than with that lovely concept called
    object-oriented programming. After all what is OOP? Objects are understandable, we can see them, point to them and say, "Look at
    that thing, that object." Just as a car has parts; a steering
    wheel, engine, wheels, etc., a program's object has parts called
    methods. Those methods are encapsulated together and the
    programmer inherits them into his program. We computer nerds
    think and understand this confusion called 'life' best when it is
    reduced to a defined structure like OOP. The 'objects' we
    inherited and incorporated into our own individual programs aren't
    our own. It's like someone opened up our brain at birth and
    poured in the weaknesses of dogma, racism, rigidity, narrow-
    mindedness, and a whole host of other damning ideas masquarading
    as "moral ethics." When do we stop inheriting the bugged source
    code of other ideologies and political dead weight and start
    thinking for ourselves? Now is the time to look closer at the
    society we live in and tame the ideological monster in order to
    make room for a code that works.(1)


    The Gears of Society

    Our society is a flow of machines that "work best when constantly
    breaking down," according to anti-Oedipal thinking. Like Donna
    Hathaway's cyborgs, we are all interconnected as living machines
    in a global system of valves, breaks, and cables, and operating
    in a flux of material flow. Everything flows. The bee that
    vomits the honey to the mouth that eats it, to the penis that
    produces a flow of urine, to the anus that cuts off a flow of
    shit. Penetration of the vagina by that penis, to the explusion
    of infant from the same. Humans interact in libidinal context at
    two levels according to French philosophers Gilles Deleuze and
    Felix Guattari, in their work entitled Anti-Oedipus. One level
    is as desiring machines and the other is a courtship with a
    lifeless entity called the body without organs. We are all
    desiring machines at a most basic level. Our connections to
    other people, working, giving, taking, killing, fucking, flowing,
    and the ethics with which we treat them, produces an ebb and flow
    called desire production. Were it not for the millions of
    "nervous systems all going tick-tick"(2) producing this desire,
    we could not collectively create the body without organs. Marx
    and Deleuze call this body Capital. For us, that body is
    Information. The Internet exists as thousands of tendrils that
    reach out in an endless electronic network of inorganic fingers.
    We have created the Internet Information body and stitched it up
    with our own material flow. It can't survive without us spoon-
    feeding it the nourishment of purpose. This interaction blurs
    the line between man and machine until, like a surgical graft we
    and it are completely connected. A true philosophical Cyborg.
    But this connection is a double-edged sword, for while we may
    gain the swift efficiency of the machine, we will not survive
    without the well-oiled cooperation of the other working parts.
    Sartre describes all human relationships as "being locked in
    tension and conflict, ... a constant struggle to absorb others
    and resist being absorbed by them." Remember Naked Lunch's
    paranoid fear of absorption? By not rethinking an ethics now,
    the man/machine graft will result in the machine gaining the
    power over the man simply by default. Absorbing the man. Even
    if the cyborg were to consist of complete automation in every
    detail save for a head and maybe a trunk of flesh, if that flesh
    contains ethics, it will maintain humanity, and not sink
    completely into cold circuitry. This is the reality upon which
    our on-line ethics must be based. We are becoming one with the
    machine. This machine can go on breaking down, or the parts can
    bond together in a collective, cohesive morality.


    Nietzsche killed God, Call a Doctor

    Ever since Zarathustra spoke thus our own human voices echo a
    little too loudly across the gaping void where God once ruled.
    The problems of societal breakdown cannot be blamed or projected
    on a perceived lack of religious morality. We are completely on
    our own. But hasn't it always been that way really? The epic
    question of Plato's Euthephro dilemma shows us how even if there
    is a God, we are still utterly alone in deciding right and wrong.
    Kant recognized this when he wrote in Religion within the Bounds
    of Pure Reason,

    "... every man creates his God. ... For in whatever
    way ... the Diety should be made known to you, even...
    if He should reveal Himself to you, it is you... who
    must judge whether you are permitted (by your conscience)
    to believe in Him and to worship Him."

    Humans have always been forced to make up the rules for right and
    wrong. Sometimes we write leather-bound books with impressive
    gold trim and attribute those rules to a god, but some flunky had
    to put quill to parchment to initially write the damn thing. We
    are back to the central question: What do I do that is right?
    Of course there is a more selfish question which is all too
    common among on-line rebels, that being: Why should I do what is
    right? Self-interest is the monkey-wrench of moral philosophy.
    It worried the hell out of Hobbes, Butler and as far back as
    Plato, who wrote about the Master Criminal who killed the king,
    raped the queen, and usurped the entire kingdom for himself.
    (They had Conan comics back then?) Kant had the Hardened
    Scoundrel who asked, "Why should I here and now do the thing
    which is ethically right, when it will pay me better to do the
    wrong thing?"

    This little philosophical gem, known as rational egoism, hits
    home in cyberspace. If the body without organs is Information,
    and our Deleuzean desire tells us to rape that hollow body,
    before the Master Criminal can get to it, why wait? Isn't it
    imperative to follow the libindal drive and take all you can in
    good beer commercial, 'gusto' fashion? (Hoping that everyone
    else will follow their ethics so that your conquests are
    possible). These are difficult questions. The paradox is that
    if everyone stole software, hacked and raped the virginal
    mainframe systems of a so-called "Big Brother," or destroyed
    the local BBS with a well-placed Trojan, there would be no one
    left in the subsequent electronic rubble. The current excuses
    we hear are no more than lame attempts at moralizing and
    rationalizing a purported war against the Telco and 'Phed' enemy.
    It is an odd time when a plunderer makes excuses for his thefts,
    rather than accepting moral (or immoral) responsibilities for
    them. Are our ethics so weak that we have to soothe our guilty
    conscious by pointing to the fat profit margins of an AT&T? If
    our intent is to steal, then let's admit at least that much, and
    incorporate that into our object-oriented ethics. But let's not
    steal under the false banner of an antifascism. The games of
    moralizing an ideology, rather than an action, good or evil, is
    awash in schizophrenic ethics. "There has never been so much
    moralizing as in the century of Stalin and Hitler," wrote
    philosopher Bernard-Henri Levy. But we go on using the macerated
    semantics of "fascist," "capitalist," and "Marxist," anyway to
    justify our fast-food, drive-thru anarchy. Because the on-line
    rebel has issued an all-but battle-cry (everyone except me is to
    behave and do so and so), we risk sinking into Levy's dreaded
    "barbarism." The most pointless part of this impending barbarism,
    is that we will sift through the rubble never knowing the good or
    the evil, or who we are fighting for, against, or why.


    It's the Isis and Bacchus Show

    Internet e-mail swells with the signifiers and taglines of a
    postmodern paganism. Bacchus' pleasures once again blow sweet
    nothings into the collective ears of a reccession-weary,
    disgruntled cyberspace. It wasn't that long ago that the Nordic
    motif spun out of Mein Kampf wooed another depressed society with
    its subtle charms. Paganism has a mind-numbing way of putting
    off and forgetting the responsibilities that we have toward
    developing an ethics. Its attitude is that of a Star Trek rerun
    on planet Lotus, where everyone is drunk with the carefree wine
    of irresponsibility until Spock finally discovers the antidote
    called Rationalism. The anti-pagan, consumptive era of the
    eighties, with its monotheistic duality and Satanic 'backward
    masking' scares, spawned an epic battle of good versus evil
    (Capital versus Marx) that reached new heights of absurdity.
    Paganism is a comforting dialectic, representing the cool
    detachment of an anti-Reagan, anti-consumptive minimalism.
    It is a halted, hesitancy that has decided 'desire' is more
    important than humanity.


    Make Room for Mac-Daddy

    The bug-riddled program of monotheistic morality hasn't worked
    very well and the time has come to delete it from the collective
    hard drive of our ingrained consciousness. If we also can shut
    our ears to the honeyed song of the sirens of paganism as well,
    we may be able to formulate a sound ethics that can get us by.
    Even if only barely. The mistake is thinking in the worn-out
    duality terms of a Marxist or a Capitalist, a Democrat or a
    Republican, a Christian or a Pagan; they are all valid for a
    fleeting moment and in a certain context, yet riddled with
    ideological disease. Their meaning is lost in a sea of illusion
    and half-truth. We must make room for an ethics by tossing into
    that sea, all the baggage of ideology. We must inherit an
    object-oriented ethics of our own, based on individual
    responsibility for our own actions. If the code doesn't work
    quite right, we can fine-tune it, modify it, or even delete it,
    the choice is ours. But we must make that choice, and no one
    else.

    In a world of polarized extremes, I don't envy the making of
    those choices. There will be plenty of debugging going on while
    we search for the elusive moraliste. It may take a while to
    find such a creature among the electronic rubble of reactionism,
    and there's no guarantee that barbarism won't rule the computer
    networks anyway. But you probably spend too much time shut up
    indoors with your computer as it is. Get out in the sunshine
    why don't you?

    Just don't forget to take your laptop. ;)


    Footnotes:

    ^1 "Limit politics to make room for ethics." Bernard-Henri
    Levy, The Testament of God, p. 37.

    ^2 "Having checked it, loved it, been brought down and moved
    on by it, I've come to see that the real world doesn't exist:
    only millions and millions of small individual ones, all
    rushing about with their heads cut off but their nervous
    systems still tick-ticking."

    - Exerpts from the Mind of the Cappuccino Kid


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    popE x Mass = accelerated_j e s u s is published
    periodically by the sysop of the Hieroglyphic Voodoo Machine BBS
    which boasts and toasts --> V.32bis N81 at --> +1 303 443 2457.

    entire contents of this file is copyrighted 1993 (c) by James
    Still, aka Johannes Kepler and may *not* be extracted or re-
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    send submissions, gripes, comments to: still@kailua.colorado.edu

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    Bill Dean
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