• PART Twenty OF 15 PRINCIPIA ENTROPIUS

    From Robert Gmez@RICKSBBS to All on Fri Mar 6 06:05:50 2026
    PART Twenty OF 15 PRINCIPIA ENTROPIUS
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    Subject: Spam Jake Day
    SPAM JAKE DAY -- A Summary
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    By Reverend Brother Lee Harvey Oswald Smith, KSC WMD SPAM
    Episkopos, John Friedrich Cabal, Discordian Society

    1) WHAT IS A JAKE? (AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME?) ----------------------------------------------

    A Jake is defined as part of Operation Mindfuck. Basically, it involves
    a lot of people collaborating to send a lot of weird stuff to some bureaucrat/official/someone somewhere, asking for some information/help/ whatever, preferably in an obscure or unusual way. The letters are timed to arrive on the same day, and to make the bureaucrat/official/etc. think
    that either he is the target of a global conspiracy of lunatics or the
    general public are much more imaginative than he has previously thought.

    2) WHAT IS THIS SPAM JAKE?
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    The plan: on Spam Jake Day (the twenty-third of May, 1994), a lot of
    mail will arrive at the headquarters of Hormel Foods, the manufacturer
    of Spam, from all over the world. This will be from various Discordian, SubGenius and other weird religious groups; on official letterhead
    (which looks rather weird), and from people with long, bizarre religious titles. Each letter will claim that the sender's own group is the
    original Church of Spam (with appropriate embellishments), and
    requesting official endorsement from Hormel Foods as such.

    3) HOW DO I GET INVOLVED?
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    If you wish to be involved in this global mindfuck, all you have to do
    is write such a letter, in the name of your religion/conspiracy (if you
    don't have one, found one), adding any embellishments you may wish to
    add and send it to:

    Hormel Foods
    Corporate Offices
    1 Hormel Drive
    Austin, MN 55912

    Send the letter before Spam Jake Day, if possible timing it so that it
    arrives on Spam Jake Day. The rest is fnord up to you.

    [JR: Note to Johnny Vee: I didn't put that fnord in there.]

    4) WHAT WILL THIS ACHIEVE?
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    With luck, somebody at Hormel will find their desk inundated with
    curious missives from all sorts of strange groups from all over the
    world asking for official sanction for some esoteric activity involving
    Spam, or, in the parlance, "weird shit". Unable to dismiss this as a small, localised prank they will be very much puzzled by this and possibly
    shall attain illumination from the shock. Candidates for official
    approval may receive interesting replies; furthermore, the media may pick
    up on this, distorting it and adding further chaos to the equation.
    In any case, the ripples of this should be felt far and wide, if enough
    people get involved.

    5) WHY SHOULD I GET INVOLVED?
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    Because if you don't, ye shall verily be transformed into a
    Precious Mao Button and distributed to the Poor in the Region of Thud.
    Or not.

    --
    Reverend Brother Pope Lee Harvey Oswald Smith, KSC WMD SPAM
    Episkopos, John Friedrich Cabal; High Epopt of the Secret and Terrible Rite Chairperson dei gratia, Flat Earth Society -"In your heart, you know it's
    flat" President-for-life, Don't Let Lieutenant Wilkes Breed Society Society

    Think about about -><- Stop casting porosity -><- Keep the lasagna flying

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    Sub umbra Alarum tuaram, Jehova.
    ---Fama Fraternitatis,
    ----Allgemeine und general reformation,
    1514

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    Froot loops is not Religous, Religion IS froot Loops.

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