ECCLESIASTICAL PROCLAMATION





WHEREAS the beliefs on matters of death and resurrection are
especially promulgated during the weekend of the
First Sunday after the first full moon after the
Vernal Equinox, and

WHEREAS these concepts are so closely tied by many in many
churches to ancient ceremonies of fertility and
symbolized by Bunnies and Eggs and other esoteric
symbols of rebirth and new life, and

WHEREAS the promise of eternal life was extended to everyone
as far back as 1939 (or even earlier, to hear some
tell it) and that possibility is recognized by lots
of folks, and

WHEREAS the Saturday prior to the Sunday mentioned above has
heretofore remained generally unclaimed, unnamed, and
uncelebrated, now,




THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED that the Saturday before the First
Sunday after the first full moon after the Vernal
Equinox be proclaimed and known as ELVIS SATURDAY
from this day forward, and be celebrated by the
faithful in joyous recognition of all Spring
Festivals associated with rebirth and fertility with
the eternal melodies of St. Elvis Aron Presley, who
lives forever in the eternal present.




Wherefore I have set my mark and caused to be
affixed the seal of the Church of Elvis ULC
on this 14th day of April, 1990.





Bishop C.A.Jennings, D.D.
Saturday, April 14, 1990

** Church of Elvis-P.O.Box 64575-Baton Rouge, LA 70896 **


Jerry
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