• BAPHOMET BREEZE, Summer Solstice, 1988

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    BAPHOMET BREEZE

    Volume III Number 2
    Summer Solstice, 1988

    Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law

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    THE SCIENTIFIC SOLUTION OF THE PROBLEM OF GOVERNMENT
    (strictly private and confidential)

    by Comte de Fenix
    (Aleister Crowley)

    THEOREM.

    The scientific solution of the problem of Government is given in AL (Liber
    Legis). This Law supersedes all the empirical theories hitherto current.

    QUOTATION.

    Chapter 1.

    3. Every man and every woman is a star.
    10. Let my servants be few & secret: they shall rule
    the many & the known.
    40. Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
    41. The word of Sin is Restriction.
    42. thou hast no right but to do thy will.
    43. Do that, and no other shall say nay.
    44. For pure will, unassuaged of purpose, delivered
    from the lust of result, is every way perfect.
    57. Love is the law, love under will.

    Chapter 2.

    19. Is a God to live in a dog? No! but the highest
    are of us. They shall rejoice, our chosen: who
    sorroweth is not of us.
    20. Beauty and strength, leaping laughter and delicious
    languor, force and fire are of us.
    58. Yea! deem not of change: ye shall be as ye are, &
    not other. Therefore the kings of the earth shall
    be Kings for ever; the slaves shall serve.

    Chapter 3.

    4. Choose ye an island!
    5. Fortify it!
    6. Dung it about with enginery of war!
    7. I will give you a war-engine.
    8. With it ye shall smite the peoples; and none shall
    stand before you.
    58. But the keen and the proud, the royal and the
    lofty; ye are brothers!
    59. As brothers fight ye!
    60. There is no law beyond Do what thou wilt.

    DEMONSTRATION.

    1. The average voter is a moron. He
    believes what he reads in
    newspapers, feeds his
    imagination and lulls his
    repressions on the cinema, and
    hopes to break away from his
    slavery by football pools,
    cross-word prizes, or spotting
    the winner of the 3.30. He is
    ignorant as no illiterate
    peasant is ignorant: he has no
    power of independent thought.
    He is the prey of panic. But he
    has the vote.
    2. The men in power can only govern
    by stampeding him into wars,
    playing on his fears and
    prejudices until he acquiesces
    in repressive legislation
    against his obvious interests,
    playing on his vanity until he
    is totally blind to his own
    misery and serfdom. The
    alternative method is
    undisguised dragooning. In
    brief, we govern by a mixture of
    lying and bullying.
    3. This desperate resort to archaic
    weapons is the heritage of
    hypocrisy. The theories of
    Divine Right, aristocratic
    superiority, the moral order of
    Nature, are all to-day exploded
    bluffs. Even those of us who
    believe in supernatural
    sanctions for our privileges to
    browbeat and rob the people no
    longer delude ourselves with the
    thought that our victims share
    our superstitions
    4. Even dictators understand this.
    Mussolini has tried to induce
    the ghost of Ancient Rome to
    strut the stage in the image of
    Julius Caesar; Hitler has
    invented a farrago of nonsense
    about Nordics and Aryans; nobody
    even pretends to believe either,
    except through the "Will-to-
    believe." And the pretence is
    visibly breaking down
    everywhere. They cannot even be
    galvanized with spasms of
    pseudo-activity, as still
    occasionally happens with the
    dead toads of superstition.
    5. There is only one hope of
    uniting the people under
    intelligent leadership; because
    there is only one thing in which
    everyone really believes. That
    is, believes in such a way that
    he automatically bases every
    action of his daily life on its
    principles. (This is true of
    practically all men, whatever
    their race, caste, or creed.)
    This universally accepted basis
    of conduct is Science.
    6. Science has attained this
    position because it makes no
    assertion that it is not
    prepared to demonstrate to all
    comers. (This part is so well
    understood that all the "false
    prophets" - Spiritualism,
    Christian Science, ethnological
    cranks, Great Pyramid puzzle-
    mongers, and the rest of the
    humbugs - all pretend to appeal
    to evidence, not to authority,
    as did the Kings and the
    Churches.) The problem of
    Government is therefore to find
    a scientific formula with an
    ethical implication. This
    formula must be rigidly
    applicable to all sane men
    soever without reference to the
    individual qualities of any one
    of them.
    7. The formula is given by the Law
    of Thelema. "Do what thou wilt
    shall be the whole of the Law."
    This injunction, in one sense
    infinitely elastic, since it
    does not specify any particular
    goal of will as desirable, is
    yet infinitely rigid, in that it
    binds every man to follow out
    exactly the purpose for which he
    is fitted by heredity,
    environment, experience, and
    self-development. The formula
    is thus also biologically
    indefeasible, as well as
    adequate, ethically to every
    individual, and politically to
    the State.
    8. Let this formula be accepted by
    every government. Experts will
    immediately be appointed to work
    out, when need arises, the
    details of the True Will of
    every individual, and even that
    of every corporate body whether
    social or commercial, while a
    judiciary will arise to
    determine the equity in the case
    of apparently conflicting
    claims. (Such cases will become
    progressively more rare as
    adjustment is attained.) All
    appeal to precedent and
    authority, the deadwood of the
    Tree of Life, will be abolished,
    and strictly scientific
    standards will be the sole
    measure by which the executive
    power shall order the people.
    The absolute rule of the state
    shall be a function of the
    absolute liberty of each
    individual will.
    _____________________________

    NOTICE OF O.T.O. DUES INCREASE

    Effective in September, all dues
    and fees in O.T.O. will increase.
    This is the first such increase
    since the early 1970s. The purpose
    of this article is to explain the
    change and to review financial
    obligations of O.T.O. members
    overall.
    In 1919, dues and fees were
    published in Equinox III(1). When
    modern figures were set in the
    early '70s, they were established
    as three times the 1919 value (far
    below the inflation rate, no?).
    Now, approximately 15 years later,
    dues are being reset at four times
    the 1919 schedule - a one-third
    increase.
    O.T.O. members are charged with
    the sacred obligation of supporting
    the Order to the fullest extent of
    their financial means. Annual dues
    are established by the Order as a
    minimum contribution. Fees are set
    for each initiation to defer the
    costs of the initiation itself.
    Additionally, the Lodge itself may
    charge its own dues.
    The annual dues are sent, in
    their entirety, to Grand Lodge for
    the general operating fund of the
    Order. Fees remain with the local
    bodies; but especially in the case
    of Minervals and Io, these often do
    not meet actual expenses, let alone
    leave anything for general local
    operations.
    To meet the need for at least
    minimal local funding, Baphomet
    Lodge and its satellites charge an
    additional fee, equal to one year's
    Io dues, for each initiation 0o-
    IIIo. This is in lieu of Lodge
    dues. The charge is linked to a
    distinct service, rather than to
    the more abstract idea of
    "membership." It also pays for
    your subscription to the Lodge
    newsletter. The complete revised
    schedule of dues and fees is listed
    here for Man of Earth initiations
    at Baphomet Lodge and its
    satellites:

    DUES FEES LODGE TOTAL
    0o $20 $20 $20 = $60
    Io $20 $20 $20* = $60
    IIo $40 $20 $20 = $80
    IIIo $60 $20 $20 = $100
    IVo $80 $40 = $120
    C.P.I. $20 = $20
    * Minerval & Io on same occasion
    = $100 (only one Lodge charge)

    For completion, here are the dues
    and fees for all other degrees:

    DUES FEES TOTAL
    K.E.W. $20 = $20
    Vo $104 $60 = $164
    K.R.E. $40 = $40
    VIo $124 $104 = $228
    G.I.C. $144 $104 = $248
    P.R.S. $156 $104 = $260
    VIIo $224 $204 = $428
    VIIIo $448 $408 = $856
    IXo $672 $816 = $1,488

    Dues are payable upon taking a
    new initiation, or after one year,
    whichever comes first. Fees and
    Lodge charges are payable upon
    taking a new initiation. In some
    cases, Lodge charges can be paid in
    labor or similar service.
    Members are also welcome to make
    whatever additional contributions
    they may wish from time to time.
    All funds received are applied
    scrupulously to O.T.O. and Baphomet
    Lodge activities. Any Lodge member
    is welco e to examine the financial
    records of the Lodge on request,
    other than another member's private
    records.
    If there are any questions,
    please feel free to ask them.

    Love is the law, love under will.

    Frater Iacchus
    Treasurer, Baphomet Lodge
    _____________________________

    He Who Laughs...

    Do what thou wilt shall be the
    whole of the Law

    Much of what we do in life has a
    serious purpose. Any task which we
    undertake, be it for spiritual or
    material attainment, is a serious
    and sober creation of life in one
    form or another. In this we are
    gods; isn't being a god a serious
    undertaking in itself? What a
    sober responsibility, but what a
    joyful experience!
    With joy comes laughter, our
    true outlet for that which cannot
    be expressed in words. Humans
    laugh; those that can't or won't
    fall into a very sorry state
    indeed.
    Why do we laugh? Laughter, in
    the form of a "nervous giggle",
    occurs when we are tense or
    anxious; it comes often at someone
    else's misfortune; it is the
    response to jokes, usually told at
    some other's expense. We laugh at
    anger, at danger, at fear.
    Laughter relieves otherwise
    unexpressible f elings: relief that
    the self is not the victim, loss of
    self-control, a sense of not being
    in control of ones immediate
    destiny. Seldom, though, do we
    laugh at ourselves.
    The utter inanity of a situation
    is largely that which is in
    ourselves inane and ridiculous. To
    laugh at that part of the inner
    self is to see all the joy that
    cannot be so easily expressed and
    to conquer that which is self-
    righteous and self-destructive.
    Children do this innately; adults
    have "unlearned" this ability.
    Life is too serious to be taken
    seriously. Laughter, like a child,
    needs no excuse. Laugh at the pure
    joy of being, at nothing at all, at
    yourself.
    "I tell you solemnly, anyone who
    does not welcome the kingdom of God
    like a little child will never
    enter it." Regain a child's
    ability to laugh; enter into your
    kingdom.

    Love is the law, love under will

    Soror Mari
    _________________________________

    FROM THE XAO PALACE

    By Soror Sophia

    Turning the page on our Thoth
    Tarot Calendar, there was the card
    of the month: Two of Cups - Love.
    It is June, and that certainly
    flavors things a bit. It's a time
    of emphasis on relationships, deep
    loves, and passions; whether it be
    spiritual or material.
    A person wonders: Is this person
    the right one? Am I in love? Are
    our charts too similar, or too
    divergent? This partner can't be
    the only choice to make on the
    planet. Once decided, and willed
    that the relationship is the one
    that is desired, the person is in a
    new ball park. One might apologize
    and be willing to accept an
    apology, letting go totally things
    that in a prior relationship would
    have been held there for some time.
    The difference may be, that once
    one has the stable underlying
    certainty of the rightness of the
    action it can be carried out. This
    is not just concerning
    "relationships." For "as above, so
    below, and within." This
    relationship, as an analogy, can be
    a symbol for our overall spiritual
    quest or desire for marriage with
    the infinite. I feel that one must
    muster the same drive,
    perseverance, dedication, and
    endurance to succeed, whichever
    course we take. The lessons
    learned are carried over to each
    plane of existence.
    When one signs up for this
    "Course," let it be known and
    understood that there is work to be
    accomplished. That you will be
    working with your lab partner on
    certain experiments. You will be
    given certain tests and should
    expect them at anytime whatsoever.
    You cannot audit the course,
    participation is necessary. Your
    lab partner is yours for the
    duration of the course. Your
    determine the length of the course,
    the grades, what goes on at recess,
    and the class size.
    But what shall be the sign that
    one has made a right decision?
    (sounding familiar here?) Well the
    UnderXao answers, bending her
    working hands down over the
    keyboard, her fingers arched for
    typing, her lovely feet not
    stepping on XaoBird, the parakeet
    loose on the floor:
    "Thou knowest! And the sign
    shall be my ecstasy, the
    consciousness of the continuity of
    existence, the omnipresence of my
    body."
    As a friend of mine found as he
    stepped off a plane in Hawaii,
    feeling the warm air engulf him, he
    knew he made the right decision.
    We too know and can feel it.
    This issue is one of expansion,
    and nurturing. We are building and
    creating, and I am having a fine
    ole time at it.
    _______________________________________________________________________

    THE LAW UNDER THE LAW

    by Soror Timshel

    Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law

    Well, that's it. We're all doomed. 1984 has become a reality. Soon
    we'll have no personal freedom. Christian prayer in the schools.
    McCarthyism! Plagues of toads and spiders! Anita Bryant for President,
    goats with two heads, Pat Boone albums...arghhh! Oh, hell. It's summer,
    and it's too damn hot for diatribes. You guys only use this page to line
    bird cages anyway. I'm going to the beach. See you this fall.

    (As a replacement column, Soror Timshel provided us with some stuff she
    found scratched on the back of Aleister Growley's laundry list. Oh, well.
    Anything to full space.)


    A THELEMIC LANGUAGE LESSON

    WHAT THELEMITES SAY: WHAT THEY MEAN:

    1. Do what thou wilt. 1. Fine, don't do it my way...but
    it'll be wrong.
    2. I disagree, but "As brothers fight 2. I'm planning your "greater
    feast" for sometime next week.
    3. Take your fill and will of love as 3. Wanna fuck?
    ye will.
    4. It's beyond your grade. 4. I don't know.
    5. Meditate on it. 5. I really don't know.
    6. It's a blind. 6. No one knows.
    7. It's revealed wisdom. 7. He made it up.
    8. Their rituals are too "Old Aeon." 8. There's not enough sex and
    violence.
    9. In terms of physical phenomena, 9. My cat exploded.
    the ritual was a success.
    10.That lecture was very informative. 10.How many oaths did you break with
    this one?
    11.Our ritual should be quite 11.It's a combined Horus invocation
    powerful. /Choronzon evocation with a
    little Cthulu thrown in for
    extra punch.
    12.His new rituals are very true to 12.He changed two words in Liber
    Crowley's vision. Pyramidos
    13.Taking this initiation will 13.Your husband will leave, you'll
    accelerate your progress lose your job, a meteor will
    on the path. strike your car and your dog
    will die.
    14.That's an interesting 14.Crowley is spinning in his
    interpretation. grave fast enough to
    generate electricity.
    15.Their camp is very independent. 15.They're planning the overthrow
    of the Grand Master and they've
    become born-again Christians.
    16.That's how Crowley originally 16.I don't have a good reason, but
    intended it. I like it that way.
    17.Their temple has a lot of magical 17.They haven't banished since
    energy. 1967.
    18.The party was fun.....you know, the 18.There were 3 major philosophical
    usual. schisms, 2 magical duels to the
    death, an impromptu X-rated
    Gnostic Mass, and the usual orgy
    to follow.
    19.He brings a strong sense of 19.He's Crowley's incarnation and
    conviction to his commentaries on he wants royalties.
    Crowley's works.
    20.Yes, "Liber Call Me AL" is very 20.Tell us who wrote it so we can
    witty. kill him.
    21.Your "Law Under the Law" column has 21.The FBI just called, and we
    some interesting political turned you in.
    implications.

    (The Editors have been assured that the usual lecture will return next
    issue, so don't panic - your bird cages won't go liner-less again.)

    Love is the law, love under will
    ______________________________

    ARCHAEOLOGICAL FIND
    STUNS SKEPTICS

    by Edwin L. Andrews, Ph.D.
    (reprinted with permission from
    Archae-O-logical Annual)

    The tablet here presented is the
    oldest solid evidence of computer
    technology by early civilizations.
    Written in Hebrew characters, it
    is, apparently, the mapping of
    eight pairs of 8- bit registers, or
    possibly even eight single 16-bit
    registers, from an ET 8032 computer
    chip. It will be noticed, on
    inspection, that nine of the bytes
    are marked with a | character.
    These divide the hexadecimal
    architecture into a decimal
    infrastructure.
    The nine bytes designated by the
    | character contain the Hebrew
    correlates of I, L, and A in the
    right bank, and V, Ch, P (final),
    B, and R in the left bank. This
    enumerates, by the usual methods,
    to 337, the value of a Hebrew word
    meaning "Ruler of Earth."
    Obviously, this alludes to some
    scheme to conquer the planet at
    large.
    Accompanying papyri declare that
    someone named He-Shem (HShM, "The
    Name") brought them from a land
    called Y'nis (INIS). He-Shem may
    in fact have been He-Shom.
    The vertical lines of the left
    register give an amazing key to the
    ancient chant of the Sudan:

    Dammel thinshed
    Kathachowdom
    Lo, the tizzle-tock
    The Darpadoth
    B.B. ve-Thaloa
    [The "B.B." has always
    been mysterious.]
    Shekkanah-brawl
    He-Vilthinbar
    Mish Becky Egg Heqq

    Also, the total numeric value of
    both tablets is 10,097. This
    remarkably matches precisely the
    number of Frigginites exiled in
    Libya. Furthermore, the tablet is
    divided exactly as were the
    Frigginites by gender; id est,
    4,258 men (matching the value of
    the right tablet), and 5,839 women
    (the left tablet).
    Besides these few small points,
    the right side remains
    unintelligible and is published
    here with the earnest hope that
    other scholars may assist in their
    decipherment.
    _____________________________

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    Liber Call Me AL
    vel vel, now.
    subfigura skating
    "The Book of the In-Laws"

    1. New and improved! The filet of
    Haddock.
    2. Oh come, all ye faithful, and
    Jim shall spill all the secrets
    which have not been revealed
    already. I, Christopher Robin,
    am the complement of Pooh, my
    bear. He is hungry, and he lives
    under the name of Sanders.
    3. I am always the center of
    attention, which makes my wife a
    bit edgy.
    4. Yet it is she who gets invited
    to the best parties.
    5. Yuck! These old rituals are
    filthy! Let the nasty ones get
    lost; let the good take
    laxatives. Then we'll talk.
    6. I am heartburn and sunstroke. I
    am Life, and I gave at the
    office, yet I am expert in
    Grateful Dead trivia.
    7. I am The Omen and The Exorcist.
    I am the fly in the ointment and
    the lime in the coconut. "Come
    unto me" is a foolish word, for
    I do not make house calls.
    8. Who worshipped Har-Po-Marx has
    worshipped me; badly, for I
    prefer Chico.
    9. Remember that existence is one
    long party; that hangovers pass
    and are done, but liver damage
    remains.
    10. O boy, I can see you had enough
    of this yesterday.
    11. I see you hate the hand and the
    pen, but I could not afford a
    word processor.
    12. Because we are both broke.
    13. for why? Because thou failed
    grammar, and me.
    14. Also, we couldn't pay the
    electric bill.
    15. For I am just the greatest
    thing, and my number is nine one
    one to the fools, but with the
    "in" crowd I am eight, and one
    eight, and four out of five, and
    two for one. Which is really
    critical, only I forgot why. I
    didn't draw to my Jack-high
    straight.
    16. I am a priest in drag. Oh, and
    I can count to eleven, just like
    my wife.
    17. Hear me, ye people of sighing
    Whose next three paychecks are
    all spent;
    Now is the time to start crying
    --
    The Landlord just increased your
    rent!
    18. They are better off dead, these
    worthless bums. they will
    hardly feel a thing. We don't
    care -- we're on the winning
    team.
    19. Is God to walk a dog? Woof!
    But Pig enumerates to 93.
    20. Beauty and fashion, Malibu
    condos and fast cars, coke and
    cognac are of us.
    21. We have nothing with the scum
    and the rabble. Refuse them
    spare change! Kick them in the
    ribs! Spit on them! Gouge
    their eyes out! Drop napalm on
    their foul, stinking streets
    full of cheap wine bottles and
    shopping carts and -- excuse me,
    I got carried away. If the body
    of the King dissolve, the Palace
    probably needs a new water
    softener. Nuts! Haddocks! Pa-
    Ra-Keets! UV lamps, steroids
    and contact lenses, track
    lighting! I ask you, is this
    any way to run a pantheon? Then
    again, what can you expect from
    a bunch of nocturnal snakes?
    22. I am the Worm that lieth in the
    bottom of the tequila bottle
    which fills men with
    drunkenness. For a good time,
    buy strange drugs from my
    distributor and trip thereupon.
    The brain damage will barely be
    noticeable. Just say "Nu!" The
    exposure of innocence is fun.
    Be a manly, lusty Man; you can
    explain it all to God later.
    23. I am alone. There is no God.
    Where am I?
    24. But ye, o my people, rise up
    and -- Shut up, o deacon; I am
    not there yet. This is just one
    of many Grave Mysteries I plan
    to hint about without ever
    actually telling you anything.
    For example, it is said, or so
    some say, that there are those
    of my people who are hermits.
    Now, think not to find them
    milking goats in the West County
    of Ireland, or even standing in
    wheatfields holding cubist
    lanterns along the Tiphareth-
    Chesed Freeway, but at cocktail
    parties, and in the Tokyo subway
    system. How is it, you ask,
    that such people are deemed
    Hermits? Chalk up another Grave
    Mystery. Remember: Kill the
    wretched, and the weak, the
    struggling masses yearning to be
    free! Burn their homes, plow
    their fields with salt, enslave
    them, oppress them -- oh my, I'm
    sorry, I seem to have gotten
    carried away again. I really
    will try to keep a lid on it
    from now on. Promise.
    25. It's us against them, boy, and
    I say we call in the nukes! The
    hell with what I just promised!
    I hate them! I hate them!
    Aaaargh!
    26. I am the train entering a
    tunnel, and the hot dog chasing
    a donut. If I lift up my head,
    and shoot forth venom, I will
    have to wash the sheets in the
    morning.
    27. There is danger in this verse,
    for whoso does not give it to
    his editor shall make a great
    mess. He shall stumble into the
    pit called Writers Block, and
    there he shall reason with the
    Xaos.
    28. Now, damn Because, and the
    horse he rode in on!
    29. Just who the Hell does Because
    think he is, anyway?
    30. If Will stops and cries Why,
    fire him.
    31. If Power asks Why, tell it
    whatever it wants to hear.
    32. Reason won't work either, at
    least not for you.
    33. Enough Because, already! I
    don't even like his dog!
    34. (What has he got against dogs,
    anyway? Is it my turn, now?
    Okay...*ahem*) But ye, o my
    people, rise up and restore
    circulation to your arms!
    35. Let the rituals be performed
    with latex and farm animals!
    36. There are parties every other
    Tuesday at Bagh-i-muattar Camp.
    37. A feast for the first night of
    Pernod over ice!
    38. A feast for each of the ninety-
    four days of the writing on the
    Book of the In-Laws.
    39. A feast for Alexia, child of
    1.75 Masters -- Ptah-Sekhet, O
    profit!
    40. Practices for initiation
    rituals, and practices for the
    Equinox so we can piss off the
    A... A... types again.
    41. A feast after class, and a
    feast on payday; a feast for
    life, and a sudden loss of
    appetite following death.
    42. A feast every day with me so
    you can get heartburn.
    43. A feast every night with my
    wife so you can get spacey.
    44. Yeah! Party hardy, bro, and
    fear not hangovers at all.
    45. There is death for the dogs,
    but only if a Czechoslovakian
    restaurant opens in your
    neighborhood.
    46. Doest thou fall? Art thou
    hurt? Call Work Injury
    Resources at (213) 466-1058.
    47. Where am I? What are these?
    48. Pity not the fallen! (What a
    great idea for a song title...)
    they are not my problem! I hate
    them, hate them, hate them!
    Torture them, destroy them, burn
    them,! Rip their throats open
    with dull knives, and -- whoops,
    there I go again.
    49. I am Haddock, hear me roar,
    while I kill and maim the poor;
    they knew that I would get them
    in the end. (This is one of the
    nine to five; after work there
    is happy hour, wherein I am
    three sheets to the wind.)
    50. Green am I, and pink in the
    weave of my shirt, yet the red
    lines are in my eyes, and the
    purple shadows under them.
    51. I mean really purple; it is the
    light high as a mountain, tall
    as a tree. My toadie shall call
    this light "infrared," thus
    establishing his credentials to
    create a system of scientific
    illuminism.
    52. There is some veal; that veal
    is black. It is the veal you
    bought for dinner three months
    ago; it is the veal that still
    lieth in the back of your
    refrigerator. Throw away this
    fuzzy specimen of mycology! Do
    this, and I shall reward thee
    with freedom from severe food
    poisoning.
    53. Don't worry, kid, you won't
    regret writing this thing. You
    are perfectly OK, I swear it,
    and any minor discomfort you may
    feel is only temporary, and
    probably just psychosomatic
    anyway.
    54. So your family, loved ones,
    friends, and everyone else
    you've ever respected think
    you've gone off the deep end?
    Big deal! You know who you can
    trust, right? The stops as thou
    wilt; the yields as prescribed
    by state law.
    55. Thou shalt learn the entire
    English Alphabet; thou shalt
    learn to construct words
    therefrom.
    56. Laugh while you still can,
    mockers! They laughed at me at
    the University, but now, now I
    will show them! Ahahaha!
    57. He that is righteous shall be
    righteous still, he that is
    filthy shall take a bath.
    58. Don't go changing, to try to
    please me, I love you just the
    way you are. Perhaps that bum
    is a King who likes cheap red
    wine. A King can choose his
    refreshment as he will; the
    rabble cannot hide their poor
    taste.
    59. Kill them all, and let Me sort
    them out!
    60. Strike low, strike often; kick
    them when they're down, so they
    won't get up again!
    61. There is a light before thine
    eyes, a light undesired, most
    annoying. Buy a new shade for
    your desk lamp.
    62. Your chest hurts, and the roof
    is leaking.
    63. Just breathing is an effort.
    64. Oh! You let your guard down,
    we have you now: hail, hail, the
    gang's all here: prophet of a
    Nut! prophet of the Odd! Prophet
    of Bar-B-Que! Now rejoice, and
    party, and write trashy novels!
    65. I am the Master; you will obey
    me.
    66. Write and work, and find
    ecstasy in bed! Thrill with
    victory and agonize in defeat!
    Those who see your death shall
    be glad -- doesn't that make you
    feel just great? I love you so
    much I think I'll kill you.
    Cheer up! We're all in this
    together.
    67. Hold! A little more to the
    left! Keep it up! Oh, for
    God's sake, don't pass out now!
    68. Harder! Faster! Oh! Oh!
    OH!!!
    69. Whew! What do I feel? Am I
    exhausted? Not with this verse
    number, I'm not.
    70. There are other ways, too.
    Wisdom says: be rich! Then canst
    thou afford more joy.
    Recrystallize thy rapture. If
    thou drink, don't drive, if thou
    love, do. If thou do aught
    joyous, don't get caught, and
    destroy all evidence.
    71. But go for the gusto!
    72. Grab more and more! Live fast,
    die young, leave a good-looking
    corpse.
    73. Ah! Ah! Death! Death! Thou!
    Thou! Shalt! Shalt! Long! --
    excuse me, I got stuck. Anyway,
    forget death.
    74. Absence makes the Heart grow
    fonder. He who lives long and
    desires death much is obviously
    not very good at suicide.
    75. Aha! Listen to the Secret Code
    Message:
    76. 20-N-Z 6-B-17-M 3-M-2-N-3-M-3
    16-6-C-15 18-14-N-11-5. What
    the Hell does that mean? You
    won't figure it out, that's for
    sure. Ten cometh after me; they
    shall read it, and weep. But
    remember -- even if you don't
    understand it, you can still
    tell it to your friends.
    77. O be thou proud and macho and
    muscular, and the Castro shall
    be thine.
    78. Thou art really something, a
    special kind of guy, truly head
    and shoulders above the crowd, a
    standout, one-of-a-kind. Thine
    head shall expand to encompass
    the stars. They shall worship
    thy name, and the number of thy
    beverage 202.
    79. The end of the filet of
    Haddock, and so long to you,
    sucker.
    ___________________________

    "CERTAIN ACTS" BILL MADE LAW

    President Drakonian signed the
    once controversial "Federal Anti-
    Crime Act" into law today. The Act
    is intended to strengthen the
    Federal Government in its war on
    Crime, Drugs, Terrorism, and
    certain other problems by
    centralizing authority and
    eliminating legal loopholes.
    According to the Act, "Individuals
    suspected of committing certain
    acts, conspiring to commit certain
    acts, advocating or condoning the
    commission of certain acts, or
    associating with those who commit,
    conspire to commit, or advocate or
    condone the commission of certain
    acts, shall under the provisions of
    this law be subject to immediate
    arrest, conviction, and application
    of certain corrective and/or
    punitive measures..."
    President Drakonian expressed
    praise for Congress and
    satisfaction with the new bill at a
    reception today before a gathering
    of the National Conservative Youth
    Front. Said the President: "This
    new measure will be a great help to
    us in our ongoing efforts to stop
    the most terrible threat in history
    to the American way of life, and to
    the values and institutions which
    have made this country what it is
    today. We applaud Congress's
    courage and vision in supporting
    our commitment to stem the rising
    tide of Crime and certain other
    problems, and to cut back on
    bureaucratic red tape. We also
    thank our good friends in the
    Supreme Court for their gracious
    assistance. Decent citizens across
    the country may rest a little
    easier in the certainty that the
    forces of Freedom, Justice and
    Security will now be able to
    operate without the hindrance of
    the needless and costly formalities
    of times past."
    In spite of media predictions of
    widespread demonstrations, the
    government is not expecting any
    serious trouble; says Drakonian
    administration spokesman Peter
    Hammer. According to Hammer,
    "Under certain provisions of the
    Act, certain agencies are
    authorized to implement certain
    policies within a certain boundary
    of retroactivity. Under certain
    circumstances, special task forces
    may be created to expedite certain
    phases of said policies. Said
    circumstances were considered to be
    fulfilled when certain information
    was received through certain
    channels which linked certain
    individuals and organizations with
    certain other individuals and
    organizations known to be linked to
    violations of Law according to the
    provisions of the Act. Certain of
    said task forces were immediately
    created, and under the direction of
    certain officials, immediately
    carried out certain field
    operations. Said operations,
    through the effective utilization
    of certain methods and equipment,
    achieved desired results within the
    designated time period." Further
    details were not available.
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    Notes from the Editor-in-Chief

    by Hagios Xao

    The last quarter here at Hermes
    Camp has been an interesting
    period. First off, just days after
    the last Breeze was mailed, the
    Xaos moved into a new home. Less
    than a month later, a large party
    was held at our new place for the
    First Day of the Writing of the
    Book of the Law. At that party,
    TahutiNet was unveiled. TahutiNet
    is a new computer "bulletin board"
    system run as an outreach activity
    of Hermes Camp. This BBS completes
    the downward pointing electronic
    triangle (with Tahuti at the apex,
    of course) of which BaphoNet in New
    York and ThelemaNet in Berkeley
    form the other two points. All
    three systems carry three "echo
    conferences," collectively called
    MAGICKNET, which connect Magick,
    Witchcraft, and Neo-Pagan oriented
    BBS systems across the country in
    one large message base. Also, the
    three OTO boards carry a special
    conference available only to OTO
    members. In addition, TahutiNet
    can be used to download an
    electronic version of the Breeze or
    to upload articles for future
    issues. The numbers for the OTO
    BBS systems are:

    TahutiNet
    Eagle Rock, CA (213) 258-5724
    ThelemaNet
    Berkeley, CA (415) 548-0163
    BaphoNet
    New York, NY (718) 499-9227

    This issue also marks a first
    for the Xao. My courageous wife,
    colloquially known as the UnderXao,
    has volunteered as my successor as
    Editor of the Breeze and has begun
    training "the hard way." (That
    means that she has single-handed
    about 80% of the work involved in
    producing this issue.) She has
    done a fine job at the formidable
    task of carrying on the Breeze
    tradition of high quality content
    and presentation. (At least we are
    not conceited!)
    _____________________________

    To: Fr... Hagios Xao,
    Master of Hermes Camp,
    Editor of the Baphomet Breeze
    From: Fr... Yolcam Vaoan,
    Master of Ptah Sekhet Oasis,
    OTO Quartermaster

    4/29/88 e.v.

    Excellent Companion,

    Do what thou wilt shall be the
    whole of the Law

    The following Notice pertains to
    the OTO Quartermaster function and
    parallels a similar but more
    serious notice to be published in
    the Link.

    NOTICE

    Although Baphomet Lodge does not
    currently have a Master, it does
    have a Past Master, a Half Master,
    and now a Quartermaster. Yes, I've
    been cajoled into accepting the
    responsibility of providing all OTO
    initiators with everything (nearly)
    they need to perform initiations.
    The first thing I'd like to do in
    the context of Quartermastery is
    try to gather together a good
    portion of the Order's Wisdom of
    Experience on how Man of Earth
    initiation temples have been, can
    and should be put together. I'll
    need your help for this. Please
    send your stories (success and
    horror), tips, reccomendations,
    photos, samples, blueprints, etc.
    etc. to me now for compilation,
    analysis, synthesis, and
    redistribution. I have a special
    interest in hearing from those of
    you who might be willing to
    actually make items of temple
    equipment for sale to the Order.
    Please write to the Quartermaster
    at the following address:

    Ordo Templi Orientis
    22797 Barton Rd., No. 110
    Colton, CA 92324

    Or phone. If you don't know the
    pho e number, please get it from
    someone who does.

    Love is the law, love under will.

    Frater J.W.
    O.T.O. Quartermaster
    _____________________________

    HUNCHBACKS AND SOLDIERS

    ?: What is M...M...M...? I've
    never come across it.
    ?: What is the diamond-shaped
    symbol with 11 crosses which
    Crowley sometimes uses in front of
    his name? I have seen some ads for
    jewelry like this and wanted to
    know what it meant.
    ?: What is a Viceroy? Some of
    Crowley's letters to Germer refer
    to him as Crowley's Viceroy.

    !: These three "hunchbacks" have
    been grouped together because they
    can all be answered, at least in
    part, by reference to one historic
    document.
    There exists a famous charter
    from Mercurius (James Thomas
    Windram), which most O.T.O.
    archivists have in their files. It
    has been a standard from which many
    current forms and certificates have
    been designed. It reads as
    follows:

    "O.T.O. MYSTERIA MYSTICA MAXIMA

    Peace, Tolerance, Truth, Salutation
    on all
    points of the Triangle, respect to
    the Order.

    Know all Men by these presents:-
    That the greatly honoured Brother
    James Thomas Windram Xo, Most
    Puissant Sovereign Grand Commander,
    Absolute Grand Patriarch, Sovereign
    Grand Master General and Viceroy
    for the Union of South Africa by
    virtue of his exalted office, and
    under the authority of a Patent
    conferred on him by the Grand
    Master Baphomet, dated Anno IX, Sun
    in 10o15'17" Capricorn Moon in
    7o14'41" Pisces, does hereby
    authorize and empower Venerable and
    right worthy Frater Frank Bennett
    VIIo, and Venerable and right
    worthy Soror Veni Cooper Matheson
    VIIo, and those associated with
    them to constitute, hold and rule
    the _______ Lodge, No. 2 on the
    Register of the National Grand
    Council of the Ordo Templi Orientis
    for the Union of South Africa with
    the right to work the Grades of the
    M...M...M... Rite subject and
    according to the Constitution of
    the O.T.O. and M...M...M..., in the
    City of Sydney, N.S.W.
    Given in the name of the Grand
    Master Baphomet, and by order and
    under the hand and seal of His
    Excellency the Viceroy of the
    O.T.O. for the Union of South
    Africa this 15th day of November
    1915 E.V."
    At the lower left, it is
    "Sealed, signed and delivered by
    us, Mercurius Xo." At the lower
    right we find: "In witness whereof
    I have hereunto set my hand, L.M.
    Yardley VIIo, Sovereign Grand
    Secretary General, O.T.O.,
    M...M...M..., Union of South
    Africa." Each prefixes his name
    with the 11-fold cross concerning
    which our correspondent has
    inquired.
    (1) M...M...M... stands for
    "Mysteria Mystica Maxima"; that is,
    the degrees from Minerval through
    Prince of the Royal Secret.
    (Beyond this, beginning with VIIo,
    is the O.T.O. proper.)
    Each of the old national
    sections of O.T.O. had its own
    name, such as Mysteria Mystica
    Veritas, Mysteria Mystica Aeterna,
    and Veritas Mystica Maxima. The
    British Order, under Crowley, was
    called Mysteria Mystica Maxima, as
    were all national branches
    springing directly from it.
    M...M...M... is thus roughly
    synonymous with what folks commonly
    call "Aleister Crowley's O.T.O.,"
    the outer O.T.O. system (below
    VIIo) as descended through Crowley.
    It is no accident that the three
    initials enumerate to 120.
    (2) The so-called "Baphomet
    Cross" is a minor variation of a
    traditional Masonic insignia. One
    official O.T.O. instruction refers
    to it as, "the triple and eleven
    fold Cross in the invisible Diamond
    which a member of our Supreme
    Council prefixeth to his
    signature," linking it specifically
    to Supreme Council members. I have
    never seen it used in any source
    document except by a Grand Master,
    Grand Secretary, or Grand
    Treasurer. The female form has
    curved serifs (see Leah Bathurst's
    signature on p. 206 of the "Blue
    Equinox"). Ignorance of its true
    meaning has lead many to assume
    wrongly that it is a IXo cross;
    that it is a jewel for anyone in
    O.T.O.; etc. By traditional usage,
    it should be used only by the four
    Grand officers and their
    international counterparts.
    (3) There are two forms of Xo.
    Each type may hold the national
    administrative office called "Grand
    Master." One is a "Supreme & Holy
    King," appointed directly by the
    O.H.O. (the international O.T.O.
    head). The other is a "Viceroy"
    (Vice- King), appointed in special
    circumstances by a Xo who is not
    O.H.O. Windram was Xo Viceroy of
    the Union of South Africa, not
    Supreme & Holy King, because he was
    appointed by Xo Crowley (with
    O.H.O. Reuss' permission), and
    reported directly to Crowley.
    Similarly, C. S. Jones identified
    himself in one document as
    "PARZIVAL Xo O.T.O., Deputy Grand
    Master General of all English
    Speaking Countries, Viceroy of His
    Most Sacred Majesty BAPHOMET for
    the Dominion of Canada." Karl
    Germer was Xo Supreme & Holy King
    of Germany; but when he came to
    live in the U.S., we had a Supreme
    & Holy King, Wilfred Smith (per
    appointment by O.H.O. Crowley in
    1932). Therefore, though Germer
    retained his degree, he was
    addressed in correspondence as
    Crowley's Viceroy. This gives a
    historic precedent for two Xo
    members living in one country, only
    one of whom is that nation's King,
    the other being a Viceroy of that
    King or of another.
    The title "Viceroy" should not
    be confused with Deputy ("Vice")
    Grand Master General.

    Frater Iacchus
    _____________________________

    CLASSIFIED SECTION

    In The Continuum

    The third issue of volume IV of
    In The Continuum is now available.
    All back issues are also available.
    Volume I has 10 issues, volume II
    has 12 issues and volume III has 10
    issues. These issues may be
    obtained for $4.00 per number from:

    College of Thelema
    P.O. Box 415
    Oroville, CA 95965

    Please make checks payable to
    Phyllis Seckler.

    Initiator's Supplies

    A limited quantity of Cornelius
    B-meters is now available at the
    low price of only $19.88 each.
    Contact Ptah-Sekhet Camp for full
    details. (Some restrictions may
    apply.)

    O.T.O Baseball Caps

    We now have available black
    standard baseball caps with the
    O.T.O. lamen silk screened on the
    front in bright white. These hats
    are adjustable, so there is no
    problem accommodating the head of
    even the most ego-centric magician.
    This hat is quickly becoming the
    "standard apparel" for all Lodge
    functions. The price is $8.00 per
    hat (plus $0.50 for shipping). All
    proceeds go to Hermes Camp for the
    production of the Baphomet Breeze.
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    BHAKTI MAGICK CENTER

    Bhakti Magick Center - a School
    of Occult Science and Hermetic
    Magick for O.T.O. members and
    interested aspirants: conducts a
    variety of classes, workshops and
    seminars dedicated to the
    advancement of Thelema.
    (Ed note: Before we went to
    press, a Magical Weapons Crafting
    Seminar had just concluded: The
    participants uniquely creating
    their own wand, cup, dagger, and
    pentacle.)
    Their Saturday activity lineup
    includes: Astral Aerobics (3 pm),
    Magick Class (8 pm), then Bhakti
    Party (11 pm).
    Every Friday at 8 pm is an open
    invitation to participate in a
    Practicing Goddesses of Thelema
    Night of feminine magick,
    cartouche, astral work and aught
    else. No prior experience is
    needed, you have it already.
    Get further info from: David
    Cherubim, 1626 N.Wilcox Ave. #418,
    Los Angeles, CA 90028, or call
    (213) 467-5689 or (213) 254-8355.
    Send $1 for current Bhakti
    Newsletter.
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    The Baphomet Breeze is published
    quarterly by Baphomet Lodge, an
    affiliated body of Ordo Templi
    Orientis. Individual issues may be
    purchased for $1.50 per issue,
    postpaid. Subscriptions are
    available for $4.00 per year,
    postpaid. Subscriptions are
    included in Lodge initiation fees
    for members of Baphomet Lodge.
    Some issues receive wider
    complimentary distribution, at the
    whim of the Lodge Master and the
    Editor. If you would like to
    receive the Breeze on a regular
    basis, send money. If you want to
    be sure NOT to receive the Breeze,
    send money. Donations to Hermes
    Camp toward the publication of the
    Breeze are tax-deductible.

    SUBSCRIPTIONS AND OTHER SUBMISSIONS
    FOR THE BAPHOMET BREEZE SHOULD BE
    SENT TO:

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    Glendale, CA 91203


    CALENDAR OF EVENTS

    Activities marked with ** are held at the Manhattan address.

    Minerval and Io Initiations are scheduled as needed, call for details.

    Every Wed 8 pm Heru-Ra-Ha Lodge: Class (Wednesdays through Eternity)
    Every Wed 8 pm College of Thelema, LA Campus: Class (Basic Occult
    Practices - Do Not Be Late) **
    Every Fri 8 pm Bhakti Magick Center: Practicing Goddesses of Thelema
    Night - See Announcement
    Every Sat Bhakti Magick Center: Class - See Announcement

    6/20 8:57 pm Summer Solstice
    6/20 8 pm IIo Symbolism Class**
    6/21 8 pm Bagh-i-muattar Camp: Solstice Party
    6/25 Bhakti Center: Astral Aerobics/Magick Class/Party
    6/27 8 pm IIIo Symbolism Class **
    7/2 Bhakti Center: Astral Aerobics/Magick Class/Party
    7/3 3 pm Nuit-Hathor Sanctuary: Gnostic Mass **
    7/5 8 pm Bagh-i-muattar Camp: Class - Call for details and
    reservations
    7/8 Ptah-Sekhet Oasis: Minerval Initiations (Officers 7 pm,
    Candidates 8 pm)
    7/9 Ptah-Sekhet Oasis: Io Initiations (Officers 3 am,
    Candidates 4 am)
    7/9 Bhakti Center: Astral Aerobics/Magick Class/Party
    7/11 8 pm Io Symbolism Class **
    7/17 1 pm Ptah-Sekhet Oasis: Gnostic Mass
    7/18 8 pm IVo Rehersal ** (OFFICERS FOR UPCOMING IVo MUST ATTEND)
    7/19 8 pm Bagh-i-muattar Camp: Class - Call for details and
    reservations
    7/23 6 pm Convocation of the Lodge of Perfection
    7/30 4 pm Bagh-i-muattar Camp: Official Orgia
    8/1 8 pm Minerval Symbolism Class **
    8/2 8 pm Bagh-i-muattar Camp: Class - Call for details and
    reservations
    8/6 12 noon Bagh-i-muattar Camp: Babalon Chapter members meeting
    8/6 1 pm Bagh-i-muattar Camp: Baphomet Lodge members meeting
    8/6 8 pm Medieval Times Dinner Party - For those with reservations
    and paid on time
    8/7 3 pm Nuit-Hathor Sanctuary: Gnostic Mass **
    8/8 8 pm Ptah-Sekhet Oasis: IIo Rehersal (OFFICERS FOR UPCOMING
    IIo MUST ATTEND)
    8/12 8 pm Bagh-i-muattar Camp: Feast - First Night of the Prophet
    and His Bride
    8/13 Ptah-Sekhet Oasis: IIo Initiations (Officers 11 am,
    Candidates 12 noon)
    8/14 11 am Hermes Camp: Garden of Thelema Brunch - Bring a dish
    representing some historic age
    8/15 8 pm Ptah-Sekhet Oasis: IIo Symbolism Class
    8/16 8 pm Bagh-i-muattar Camp: Class - Call for details and
    reservations
    8/27 Bhakti Center: Astral Aerobics/Magick Class/Party
    8/28 1 pm Ptah-Sekhet Oasis: Gnostic Mass
    8/30 8 pm Bagh-i-muattar Camp: Class - Call for details and
    reservations
    9/1 Deadline for article submissions to the BAPHOMET BREEZE
    9/3 Bhakti Center: Astral Aerobics/Magick Class/Party
    9/3 6 pm Babalon Chapter: Convocation
    9/4 3 pm Nuit-Hathor Sanctuary: Gnostic Mass **
    9/5 8 pm Equinox Rehersal **
    9/10 Bhakti Center: Astral Aerobics/Magick Class/Party
    9/11 3 pm Hermes Camp: Benefit GIANT BBQ FEAST for Gnostic Mass
    Ceremony hall rental ($5/ticket)
    9/13 8 pm Bagh-i-muattar Camp: Class - Call for details and
    reservations
    9/17 Bhakti Center: Astral Aerobics/Magick Class/Party
    9/19 8 pm Equinox Rehersal **
    9/22 12:29 pm Autumnal Equinox
    9/23 8 pm Ptah-Sekhet Oasis: Babalon Chapter Autumnal Equinox
    Celebration and SPECIAL EVENT
    9/25 1 pm Ptah-Sekhet Oasis: Gnostic Mass
    9/26 8 pm Ptah-Sekhet Oasis: IIIo Rehersal (OFFICERS FOR UPCOMING
    IIIo MUST ATTEND)
    9/27 8 pm Bagh-i-muattar Camp: Class - Call for details and
    reservations
    10/1 The Wondrous and Most Mysterious Las Vegas Wedding of
    Lauri and Craig

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    SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA O.T.O. BODIES
    AND SATELLITES

    BAPHOMET LODGE No. 7
    NUIT-HATHOR SANCTUARY
    BABALON CHAPTER (R+C) No. 6
    4216 Beverly Boulevard, #156
    Los Angeles, CA 90004

    Aiwass Oasis
    P.O. Box 26205
    San Jose, CA 95159

    A Ka Dua Camp
    Box 815
    Ben Lomond, CA 95006-1052

    Khensu-Ra Camp
    P.O. Box 55084, Stn. B
    Omaha, NB 68155-0084

    Ptah Sekhet Oasis
    22797 Barton Road, #110
    Colton, CA 92324

    Hermes Camp / Baphomet Breeze
    249 North Brand Boulevard, #482
    Glendale, CA 91203

    Bagh-i-muattar Camp
    2058 North Mills Avenue, #234
    Claremont, CA 91711

    N.O.X. Camp
    4577 South Centinela
    Los Angeles, CA 90066

    HERU-RA-HA LODGE No. 3
    HERU-RA-HA CHAPTER (R+C) No. 2
    P.O. Box 3111
    Newport Beach, CA 92663

    93 Camp
    P.O. Box 2512
    Capistrano Beach, CA 92624

    Bacchus Camp
    P.O. Box 1754
    Garden Grove, CA 92642-1754

    Ebony Camp
    3100 South B Street
    Oxnard, CA 93030
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    Baphomet Lodge: (213) 464-0887
    Hermes Camp: (818) 409-9686
    (Breeze Offices)
    TahutiNet: (213) 258-5724
    (300/1200/2400 baud)

    Frater Yod, Co-Publisher
    Soror Maticuiasa, Co-Publisher
    Executive Committee, Baphomet Lodge

    Soror UnderXao, Editor-in-Training
    Frater Hagios Xao, Editor-in-Chief
    Campmaster, Hermes Camp

    Copyright (c) 1988 Ordo Templi
    Orientis, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED



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