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    From Daryl Stout@999:1/14 to Mike Dippel on Wed Nov 12 22:52:53 2025
    Mike,

    This time of year, D.I.E.T. stands for "Did I Eat That??!!" <G>.

    This time of year, my answer is, "Yes. I did eat that."

    Good comeback.

    In some cultures, you don't belch or fart loudly after a good meal,
    it's considered an insult to the chef...and in some areas, it could
    cost you your life.

    Daryl

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  • From Mike Dippel@999:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Thu Nov 13 20:43:10 2025
    On 11/12/2025 10:58 PM, Daryl Stout wrote to Mike Dippel:

    Mike,

    This time of year, D.I.E.T. stands for "Did I Eat That??!!" <G>.

    This time of year, my answer is, "Yes. I did eat that."

    Good comeback.

    In some cultures, you don't belch or fart loudly after a good meal,
    it's considered an insult to the chef...and in some areas, it could
    cost you your life.

    Is that what they feed to people on death row?

    Mike Dippel

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  • From Daryl Stout@999:1/14 to Mike Dippel on Fri Nov 14 13:44:10 2025
    Mike,

    In some cultures, you don't belch or fart loudly after a good meal,
    it's considered an insult to the chef...and in some areas, it could
    cost you your life.

    Is that what they feed to people on death row?

    Only if they're cannibals. :P

    Daryl

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  • From jimmylogan@999:1/15 to Daryl Stout on Wed Nov 19 07:45:42 2025
    Daryl Stout wrote to Mike Dippel <=-

    Only if they're cannibals. :P

    Why don't cannibals eat divorced women?

    Because they are BITTER.


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  • From Daryl Stout@999:1/14 to jimmylogan on Wed Nov 19 16:44:38 2025
    Jimmy,

    Only if they're cannibals. :P

    Why don't cannibals eat divorced women?

    Because they are BITTER.

    But, they eat missionaries to get a taste of religion. :P

    Daryl

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  • From jimmylogan@999:1/15 to Daryl Stout on Thu Nov 20 11:35:54 2025
    Daryl Stout wrote to jimmylogan <=-

    Jimmy,

    Only if they're cannibals. :P

    Why don't cannibals eat divorced women?

    Because they are BITTER.

    But, they eat missionaries to get a taste of religion. :P

    Daryl

    WOW
    LOL



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