Does anyone know if there's a variety of toilet paper available that would fit into an inkjet printer?

I was just wondering, if it were existing how beautiful it would be to print each and every message by Alex G. onto it so that I would know what to wipe my arse with ...

\%/@rd

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Hello All!

Friday October 31 2025 01:35, Ward Dossche wrote to you:

I was just wondering, if it were existing how beautiful it would be to print each and every message by Alex G. onto it so that I would know
what to wipe my arse with ...

Now Ward sounds like Donald Trump, dumping shit on everyone - just like he's been dumping shit on Fidonet all these years. Way to go, Ward, destroying this network, you're doing an amazing job!

Alex

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Buddy,

Now Ward sounds like Donald Trump, dumping shit on everyone - just like he's been dumping shit on Fidonet all these years. Way to go, Ward, destroying this network, you're doing an amazing job!

Let me tell you, when it comes to attempts at trying to annoy me, you don't even reach the ankles of the master in this art, the one whose name we're not supposed to mention.

\%/@rd

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Hello Ward!

31 Oct 25 10:12, Ward Dossche wrote to Alex Galiyev:

Let me tell you, when it comes to attempts at trying to annoy me, you don't even reach the ankles of the master in this art, the one whose
name we're not supposed to mention.

So why did you ask for it? Feeling bored? Isn't there something else more worthy to write about?


Regards,
Gerrit

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Gerrit,

So why did you ask for it? Feeling bored? Isn't there something else more worthy to write about?

Anybody can write about worthy causes ... even you ...

But I'll give it a try one of these days.

\%/@rd

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On 31 Oct 2025, Ward Dossche said the following...

Does anyone know if there's a variety of toilet paper available that
would fit into an inkjet printer?

I was just wondering, if it were existing how beautiful it would be to print each and every message by Alex G. onto it so that I would know
what to wipe my arse with ...

You may have a problem... Check Amazon!!!

IB Joe, Pronouns (FJB/LGB)
AKA Joe Schweier
SysOp of 4A 6F 65 73 42 42 53
-=JoesBBS.com=-

... Kids: They're not sleeping, they're recharging!

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On 31 Oct 2025, Ward Dossche said the following...

Buddy,

Now Ward sounds like Donald Trump, dumping shit on everyone - just lik he's been dumping shit on Fidonet all these years. Way to go, Ward, destroying this network, you're doing an amazing job!

Let me tell you, when it comes to attempts at trying to annoy me, you don't even reach the ankles of the master in this art, the one whose
name we're not supposed to mention.

https://x.com/IBJOE/status/1984403677902463383

I found a solution for you!!!

IB Joe, Pronouns (FJB/LGB)
AKA Joe Schweier
SysOp of 4A 6F 65 73 42 42 53
-=JoesBBS.com=-

... A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere

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You may have a problem... Check Amazon!!!

You mean that company owned by Jeff Bezos, also the owner of the Washington Post suppressing a free press and prime dick-sucker of Trump?

Why would I venture there?

\%/@rd

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Joe,

https://x.com/IBJOE/status/1984403677902463383

I found a solution for you!!!

:-)

OK, in a way that'll work, but I'd have to copy all the drivel first by hand ...

\%/@rd

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Ward Dossche wrote to All <=-

Does anyone know if there's a variety of toilet paper available that
would fit into an inkjet printer?

I was just wondering, if it were existing how beautiful it would be to print each and every message by Alex G. onto it so that I would know
what to wipe my arse with ...

No judgement regarding Alex G's opinions (don't know offhand of his
work) but I did see an open-source inkjet project. It used a spool of
paper and printed downwards.

https://www.crowdsupply.com/open-tools/open-printer

You could feed the output end into a shredder and make a similar
statement.



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On 01 Nov 2025, Ward Dossche said the following...

Why would I venture there?

Because they may have a solution

IB Joe, Pronouns (FJB/LGB)
AKA Joe Schweier
SysOp of 4A 6F 65 73 42 42 53
-=JoesBBS.com=-

... If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice

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On 01 Nov 2025, Ward Dossche said the following...

I found a solution for you!!!

:-)

OK, in a way that'll work, but I'd have to copy all the drivel first by hand ...

I'm glad I could help!!!

IB Joe, Pronouns (FJB/LGB)
AKA Joe Schweier
SysOp of 4A 6F 65 73 42 42 53
-=JoesBBS.com=-

... A house is a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff

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Why would I venture there?

Because they may have a solution

They may have, but their boss can be bought ...

\%/@rd

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OK, in a way that'll work, but I'd have to copy all the drivel first IJ>WD> by hand ...

I'm glad I could help!!!

You mean ... you're going to do it for me?

\%/@rd

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Does anyone know if there's a variety of toilet paper available that
would fit into an inkjet printer?

Why do you want to welcome hemorrhoids so easily?

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Does anyone know if there's a variety of toilet paper available that AB>WD> would fit into an inkjet printer?

Why do you want to welcome hemorrhoids so easily?

I think the knowledge gained from such an experiment would account for a giant leap in the advancement of the human race ... you know ... "One small turd in the toilet, one giant brown sweep for mankind...

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On 01 Nov 2025, Ward Dossche said the following...

I'm glad I could help!!!

You mean ... you're going to do it for me?

Wipe your ass??

No... Unless your real name is Wardina, or something like that, and you don't need too many beers to look kinda cute.

Alex might help... I heard stories about him on the net.

IB Joe, Pronouns (FJB/LGB)
AKA Joe Schweier
SysOp of 4A 6F 65 73 42 42 53
-=JoesBBS.com=-

... A book in the hand is worth two on the shelf!

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I'm glad I could help!!!

You mean ... you're going to do it for me?

Wipe your ass??

No... Unless your real name is Wardina, or something like that, and you don't need too many beers to look kinda cute.

That's cruel ... I "am" cute, just ask Nick.

\%/@rd

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Hello Ward!

Monday November 03 2025 20:16, you wrote to IB Joe:

I "am" cute, just ask Nick.

A busted-up old creep, rotting inside and out, carrying every nasty instinct people try to hide.

Alex

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On 03 Nov 2025, Ward Dossche said the following...

That's cruel ... I "am" cute, just ask Nick.

@NickAndre is this TRUE??


To be honest Ward... Everyone knows about Nick's Back Alley behavior to get a FidoNET Address...

So even if he says you're cute, most will remain skeptical.

IB Joe, Pronouns (FJB/LGB)
AKA Joe Schweier
SysOp of 4A 6F 65 73 42 42 53
-=JoesBBS.com=-

... Nine times out of ten the statisticians are wrong

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On 03 Nov 2025, Alex Galiyev said the following...

I "am" cute, just ask Nick.

A busted-up old creep, rotting inside and out, carrying every nasty instinct people try to hide.

Be quiet Alex... You still might be on the hook to wipe Wards ass...

Pray he's cute.

IB Joe, Pronouns (FJB/LGB)
AKA Joe Schweier
SysOp of 4A 6F 65 73 42 42 53
-=JoesBBS.com=-

... Shortcut: longest distance between two points

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On 04 Nov 25 10:23:44, Ib Joe said the following to Ward Dossche:

That's cruel ... I "am" cute, just ask Nick.

@NickAndre is this TRUE??

Its beyond cruel that I'm being asked, for someone's fetishistic curiousity.

Nick

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Joe,

To be honest Ward... Everyone knows about Nick's Back Alley behavior to
get a FidoNET Address...

So even if he says you're cute, most will remain skeptical.

Most will not understand, even if they try, how far the cooperation between Nick and I can be retraced in the Fido-lore of old ... It's not because someone is a Fidonet-sysop that you are required to hate him/her ...

\%/@rd

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On 06 Nov 2025, Ward Dossche said the following...

Most will not understand, even if they try, how far the cooperation between Nick and I can be retraced in the Fido-lore of old ... It's not because someone is a Fidonet-sysop that you are required to hate him/her ...

Well ward we gave life to an area for a day!!

I think Nick is still walking around with his chest puffed out and feeling real cute.

IB Joe, Pronouns (FJB/LGB)
AKA Joe Schweier
SysOp of 4A 6F 65 73 42 42 53
-=JoesBBS.com=-

... Shortcut: longest distance between two points

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On 06 Nov 25 09:00:12, Ib Joe said the following to Ward Dossche:

Well ward we gave life to an area for a day!!

I think Nick is still walking around with his chest puffed out and feeling real cute.

I haven't felt cute since family court with an ex...

Nick

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Well ward we gave life to an area for a day!!

I know a guaranteed way to get something going here ...

\%/@rd

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Ward Dossche -> IB Joe skrev 2025-11-06 22:57:

I know a guaranteed way to get something going here ...

Mention the Stable Genius's latest stupidity?
Or perhaps Dubya's alleged WoMD?

--

Q: What do you get when you mix idiocracy, kleptocracy and plutocracy?
A: TACOcracy.

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I know a guaranteed way to get something going here ...

Mention the Stable Genius's latest stupidity?
Or perhaps Dubya's alleged WoMD?

No, my friend, let's have a moderator election ... 8-)

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Ward Dossche -> Bj”rn Felten skrev 2025-11-07 12:57:

No, my friend, let's have a moderator election ... 8-)

Oh. But when the current moderator goes AWOL, doesn't that mean that the predecessor takes back the role? Old FidoNet rule. ;)


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On 06 Nov 2025, Atreyu said the following...

I haven't felt cute since family court with an ex...

Sorry to hear that Nick...

If I come to the SysOp gathering next year I'll tell you that U R a QT... If you buy me a drink.

IB Joe, Pronouns (FJB/LGB)
AKA Joe Schweier
SysOp of 4A 6F 65 73 42 42 53
-=JoesBBS.com=-

... Hard work never killed anyone but why take a risk?

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On 06 Nov 2025, Ward Dossche said the following...

I know a guaranteed way to get something going here ...

\%/@rd

Count me in... The don't call me "Rabbit Hole Joe" for no reason!!!

IB Joe, Pronouns (FJB/LGB)
AKA Joe Schweier
SysOp of 4A 6F 65 73 42 42 53
-=JoesBBS.com=-

... Kids: They're not sleeping, they're recharging!

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On 07 Nov 25 07:35:38, Ib Joe said the following to Atreyu:

I haven't felt cute since family court with an ex...

Sorry to hear that Nick...

Nothing to be sorry for, it worked in my favour.

Nick

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On 07 Nov 2025, Atreyu said the following...

Nothing to be sorry for, it worked in my favour.

Coward!!! I have more than 1 baby mama... My Oldest is 41 and my youngest 15. I tried to do what Elon did but without having Billions.

And... if you have multiple Baby Mamas you need money... Sh!t, I should have thought this one out.

IB Joe, Pronouns (FJB/LGB)
AKA Joe Schweier
SysOp of 4A 6F 65 73 42 42 53
-=JoesBBS.com=-

... The seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago

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On 07 Nov 25 10:34:34, Ib Joe said the following to Atreyu:

Nothing to be sorry for, it worked in my favour.

Coward!!! I have more than 1 baby mama... My Oldest is 41 and my youngest 15. I tried to do what Elon did but without having Billions.

One baby-mama was enough for me...

Nick

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I haven't felt cute since family court with an ex...

So, you've had more than one ex to go to family court for/with/because of ?

\%/@rd

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No, my friend, let's have a moderator election ... 8-)

Oh. But when the current moderator goes AWOL, doesn't that mean that
the predecessor takes back the role? Old FidoNet rule. ;)

Who was that previous moderator ?

\%/@rd

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I know a guaranteed way to get something going here ...

Count me in... The don't call me "Rabbit Hole Joe" for no reason!!!

Let's have a moderator-election here, full blown, insults and everything ... let's make the one whose name we're not supposed to mention proud of us.

\%/@rd

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Hello Ward!

08 Nov 25 00:25, you wrote to Atreyu:

I haven't felt cute since family court with an ex...

So, you've had more than one ex to go to family court for/with/because
of ?

Ones enough with the shit, lies and stunts they pull. @0(



Stephen


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On 08 Nov 25 00:25:22, Ward Dossche said the following to Atreyu:

I haven't felt cute since family court with an ex...

So, you've had more than one ex to go to family court for/with/because of ?

See my other message... one kiddo was enough for me. Cuteness ended...

Nick

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On 08 Nov 25 00:27:32, Ward Dossche said the following to Ib Joe:

Let's have a moderator-election here, full blown, insults and everything .. let's make the one whose name we're not supposed to mention proud of us.

Can we make sure we have the Sitcom Canned Laughter for your swedish friend?

Nick

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Let's have a moderator-election here, full blown, insults and

everything ..

let's make the one whose name we're not supposed to mention proud of

us.

Can we make sure we have the Sitcom Canned Laughter for your swedish
friend?

I'm sure that can be achieved ...

\%/@rd

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On 08 Nov 25 11:19:52, Stephen Walsh said the following to Ward Dossche:

So, you've had more than one ex to go to family court for/with/because of ?

Ones enough with the shit, lies and stunts they pull. @0(

Hear hear...

Nick

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On 08 Nov 2025, Ward Dossche said the following...

Let's have a moderator-election here, full blown, insults and everything ... let's make the one whose name we're not supposed to mention proud of us.
\%/@rd

Ohhhh a trouble maker!!!

IB Joe, Pronouns (FJB/LGB)
AKA Joe Schweier
SysOp of 4A 6F 65 73 42 42 53
-=JoesBBS.com=-

... The dog ate my .REP packet

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On 07 Nov 2025, Atreyu said the following...

Sorry to hear that Nick...

Nothing to be sorry for, it worked in my favour.

And THAT's why divorce is so expensive. 'Cause it's worth it.

Mickey
Central Ontario Remote - Mick's Place
centralontarioremote.net
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Ward Dossche -> Bj”rn Felten skrev 2025-11-07 23:26:

Oh. But when the current moderator goes AWOL, doesn't that mean that
the predecessor takes back the role? Old FidoNet rule. ;)

Who was that previous moderator ?

Ahem. Gotta check my archives for that.


--

Q: What do you get when you mix idiocracy, kleptocracy and plutocracy?
A: TACOcracy.

..

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Hello Atreyu!

07 Nov 25 19:57, you wrote to me:

So, you've had more than one ex to go to family court
for/with/because of ?

Ones enough with the shit, lies and stunts they pull. @0(

Hear hear...

Then they wonder why they can never find a "Good man".. His right over there doing his own thing, after deciding
that being used, abused and taken advantage of... etc was not worth the stress, games, time...... you name it.


Stephen


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Hello Bj”rn!

07 Nov 25 16:13, you wrote to Ward Dossche:

Ward Dossche -> Bj”rn Felten skrev 2025-11-07 12:57:

No, my friend, let's have a moderator election ... 8-)

Oh. But when the current moderator goes AWOL, doesn't that mean
that the predecessor takes back the role? Old FidoNet rule. ;)

This echo and for that matter FIDO_SYSOP is on the BACKBONE.NA / .RPT

Both are only on the backbone lists as have been removed from the moderated ELIST system a very long time ago as they where not updated by the current moderator at the time.

In the case of FIDO_SYSOP that was Janis but prior to her passing.



Vincent

Elistmaint

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Vince,

In the case of FIDO_SYSOP that was Janis but prior to her passing.

You need to work on your humour recognition skills ... 8-)

\%/@rd

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Ward Dossche -> Vincent Coen skrev 2025-11-09 17:12:

You need to work on your humour recognition skills ... 8-)

Considering his tight connection to that old, outdated list of his, he's probably abandoned humour in favour of humor. ;)


--

Q: What do you get when you mix idiocracy, kleptocracy and plutocracy?
A: TACOcracy.

..

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You need to work on your humour recognition skills ... 8-)

Considering his tight connection to that old, outdated list of his,
he's probably abandoned humour in favour of humor. ;)

8-) 8-) 8-)

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