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  • Ahhh...

    From Atreyu@1:229/426 to All on Thu Jul 2 23:08:34 2026
    The new CP24 reporter is so smokin' hot.

    She might be enough for me to "work with" as Pornhub is nothing but tattoo'd nonsense.

    What the hell is wrong with our culture.

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Carrying a picture of my right-hand in my wallet (1:229/426)
  • From The Lord of the Pings@2:292/854 to Atreyu on Fri Jul 3 14:55:50 2026
    The new CP24 reporter is so smokin' hot.

    You need to watch more football and see that Croatian lady ...

    Damn, they just got eliminated ...

    --- DB4 - 20230201
    * Origin: I know places where no-one will find your body (2:292/854)
  • From Zead@1:229/452 to Atreyu on Fri Jul 3 23:59:30 2026
    Hello Atreyu!

    02 Jul 26 23:08, you wrote to all:

    She might be enough for me to "work with" as Pornhub is nothing but tattoo'd nonsense.

    Yeah, they have too many tattoo's now.

    What the hell is wrong with our culture.

    Who knows? I'm told I'm also supposed to like an ass so big I need
    a 2x4 strapped to myself so I don't get lost.


    ---
    * Origin: Deep in the Dirty Shwa (1:229/452)
  • From Popular Demand@2:292/854 to Zead on Sat Jul 4 22:52:23 2026
    What the hell is wrong with our culture.

    Who knows? I'm told I'm also supposed to like an ass so big I need
    a 2x4 strapped to myself so I don't get lost.

    One of the lesser known songs by the late Jim Croce went like this...

    Nobody loves a fat girl
    But, oh, how a fat girl can love
    Nobody seems to want me
    I'm just a truck upon the highway of love

    --- DB4 - 20230201
    * Origin: I know places where no-one will find your body (2:292/854)
  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Popular Demand on Sat Jul 4 21:12:46 2026
    On 04 Jul 26 22:52:23, Popular Demand said the following to Zead:

    Who knows? I'm told I'm also supposed to like an ass so big I need
    a 2x4 strapped to myself so I don't get lost.

    One of the lesser known songs by the late Jim Croce went like this...

    One of the lesser known songs by Snoop Doggy Dogg went like this...

    When I met you last night baby,
    Before you opened up your gap.
    I had respect for you lady,
    But now I take it all back.

    'Cause you gave me all your pussy.
    And you even licked my balls.
    Leave your number on the cabinet,
    And I promise baby, I'll give you a call.

    Next time you're feeling kinda horny,
    You can come on over, and I'll get you off.
    And if you can't fuck that day baby,
    Just lay back, and open your mouth...

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Carrying a picture of my right-hand in my wallet (1:229/426)
  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Zead on Sat Jul 4 21:16:35 2026
    On 03 Jul 26 23:59:30, Zead said the following to Atreyu:

    Who knows? I'm told I'm also supposed to like an ass so big I need
    a 2x4 strapped to myself so I don't get lost.

    You mean one of those long oxygen lines the divers used to have as you venture down into the abyss?

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Carrying a picture of my right-hand in my wallet (1:229/426)
  • From Fang The Cat@2:292/854 to Atreyu on Sun Jul 5 22:31:39 2026
    Who knows? I'm told I'm also supposed to like an ass so big I need
    a 2x4 strapped to myself so I don't get lost.

    You mean one of those long oxygen lines the divers used to have as you venture down into the abyss?

    It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ...

    "To boldly go where no man has gone before"

    --- DB4 - 20230201
    * Origin: I know places where no-one will find your body (2:292/854)
  • From Fang The Cat@2:292/854 to Atreyu on Sun Jul 5 22:32:03 2026
    When I met you last night baby,
    Before you opened up your gap.
    I had respect for you lady,
    But now I take it all back.

    How do you take back what you already pumped in?

    With a paper straw from Tim Horton's? Puhlease, no plastic.

    --- DB4 - 20230201
    * Origin: I know places where no-one will find your body (2:292/854)
  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Fang The Cat on Sun Jul 5 18:49:15 2026
    On 05 Jul 26 22:32:03, Fang The Cat said the following to Atreyu:

    How do you take back what you already pumped in?

    With a paper straw from Tim Horton's? Puhlease, no plastic.

    Up here, most of the oysters are past the expiry date.

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Carrying a picture of my right-hand in my wallet (1:229/426)