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    From Atreyu@1:229/426 to All on Tue Dec 30 01:13:43 2025
    Sometimes we run across people who obsess about aliens... visitors from other planets. Ohhhh how great it would be to have aliens. Nevermind getting into philosophical conversations about good or bad intentions.

    I think that what really matters, is can we fuck them? Do they fuck?

    And if so, what fucking do they enjoy? Favourite positions? Any foreplay or roleplaying or buildup or is it just drop your alien drawers and get busy?

    Now the aliens are not what people will really remember... its gonna be the very first guy that fucks an alien.

    People will look at that guy walking down the street. See that guy? He fucked a martian once.

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
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  • From The Lord of the Pings@2:292/854 to Atreyu on Tue Dec 30 13:31:15 2025
    Now the aliens are not what people will really remember... its gonna be
    the very first guy that fucks an alien.

    People will look at that guy walking down the street. See that guy? He fucked a martian once.

    It's all a matter of perception ...

    Just look at it how Martians would really remember it ...

    Martian-1: "See that Martian overthere? She got fucked by an Earthling" Martian-2: "An alien from Earth did that to her?"
    Martian-1: "Yeah, and after I warned her about UrAnus"

    --- DB4 - 20230201
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  • From Happy@1:229/452 to Atreyu on Tue Dec 30 16:31:54 2025
    Hello Atreyu!

    30 Dec 25 01:13, you wrote to all:

    People will look at that guy walking down the street. See that guy? He fucked a martian once.

    I can't take shatner serious because of that.


    Shawn

    ... Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? Hmmmm?
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