I asked if I could leave work early the other day, and the boss said, "yes,
if I made up the time." I said, "sure, it's twenty past fourteen."

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/26 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Familybbs: telnet Familybbs.ddns.net:23 (63:10/100)

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a day off.

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/26 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Familybbs: telnet Familybbs.ddns.net:23 (63:10/100)

A man walks into a bar, and it's empty - it's just him and the bartender. He sits down and orders a drink. He hears someone whisper, "Pssst...I like your tie." The man looks around but doesn't see anyone. "Pssst...that color looks nice on you." He asks the bartender, "Excuse me, but...are you speaking to
me?" The bartender rolls his eyes and says, "No, sorry about that. It's the peanuts... they're complimentary."

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/26 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Familybbs: telnet Familybbs.ddns.net:23 (63:10/100)

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" *Nobody stands up* Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students here!" *Little Johnny
stands up* Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny, you think you're stupid?" Little Johnny:
"No, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/26 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Familybbs: telnet Familybbs.ddns.net:23 (63:10/100)

Two antennas decided to get married, the ceremony was pretty boring, but the reception was great!

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/26 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Familybbs: telnet Familybbs.ddns.net:23 (63:10/100)

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/26 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Familybbs: telnet Familybbs.ddns.net:23 (63:10/100)

Why should you never play poker at the zoo? Too many cheetahs

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/26 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Familybbs: telnet Familybbs.ddns.net:23 (63:10/100)

What do you call a nose with no body? No body nose

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/26 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Familybbs: telnet Familybbs.ddns.net:23 (63:10/100)

What do you call a guy who’s really loud? Mike.

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/26 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Familybbs: telnet Familybbs.ddns.net:23 (63:10/100)

Teacher: How much is a gram? Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/26 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Familybbs: telnet Familybbs.ddns.net:23 (63:10/100)

A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "macho," so he went out
walking with one of the hired hands. As they were walking through the
barnyard, the visitor tried starting a conversation: "Say, look at that big bunch of cows."

The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' but 'herd.' "

"Heard what?"

"Herd of cows."

"Sure, I've heard of cows. There's a big bunch of 'em right over there."

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/26 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Familybbs: telnet Familybbs.ddns.net:23 (63:10/100)

Q: what goes up but never comes down
A: your age

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/26 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Familybbs: telnet Familybbs.ddns.net:23 (63:10/100)

ok back to the jokes

Q:What gets more wet the more it dries?

A: A towel!

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/26 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Familybbs: telnet Familybbs.ddns.net:23 (63:10/100)

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it did not peel well.

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/26 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Familybbs: telnet Familybbs.ddns.net:23 (63:10/100)

Q: Why should you never trust stairs?
A: They are always up to something.

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/26 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Familybbs: telnet Familybbs.ddns.net:23 (63:10/100)

Q: Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
A: Theres no menu: You get what you deserve.

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/26 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Familybbs: telnet Familybbs.ddns.net:23 (63:10/100)

Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
A: Thunder pants

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/26 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Familybbs: telnet Familybbs.ddns.net:23 (63:10/100)

Q: How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
A: Ten tickles.

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/26 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Familybbs: telnet Familybbs.ddns.net:23 (63:10/100)