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Joke
From
Widgit@63:10/100 to
All on Mon Nov 29 19:06:53 2021
What do you call a Mexican whose vehicle has been stolen? Carlos.
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From
Widgit@63:10/100 to
All on Mon Nov 29 19:07:40 2021
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
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From
Widgit@63:10/100 to
All on Mon Nov 29 19:08:23 2021
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
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From
Widgit@63:10/100 to
All on Mon Nov 29 19:08:52 2021
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
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From
Widgit@63:10/100 to
All on Mon Nov 29 19:09:38 2021
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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From
news person@63:10/100 to
All on Mon Nov 29 19:54:08 2021
what do you call a poofter that travels between the north and south island alot? an interislander ferry
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From
Widgit@63:10/100 to
All on Wed Dec 1 19:52:05 2021
Dad: It said on the news that an actress has stabbed someone. Think her name was Reese. Mum: Witherspoon? Dad: No, with a knife.
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From
Widgit@63:10/100 to
All on Wed Dec 1 19:52:49 2021
I met some obsessive chess players in a hotel reception, going on about how good they were. They were chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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From
Widgit@63:10/100 to
All on Wed Dec 1 19:53:38 2021
A dad is washing his car with his son. The son says: "Dad, can't you use a sponge?"
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From
Widgit@63:10/100 to
All on Tue Mar 8 21:36:52 2022
Teenage boy comes home from school at 7pm,
His dad says "where were you? "
"I was with Jessica." He replied.
"What were you doing?"
"We were revising."
After picking a snack off the table the son says "These fishcakes are nice." Dad replies "Wash your hands son; they're pikelets"!!
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