Q: What do cats put in soft drink

A: mice cubes

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How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.

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hich Spice Girl can carry the most petrol? Geri can.

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What do you call it when a hen looks at a lettuce? A chicken caesar salad.

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Did you hear about the man who was sacked from the calendar factory? He took
a couple of days off.

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THE PENIS ASKS FOR A PAY RISE:
I hereby request a pay rise because I do physical labour at great depths. I don't get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a wet environment in a dark place that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures and my work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Yours sincerely,
Mr. P. Niss.
Response:
After considering your request and the arguments raised we reject it for the following reasons:
You need to be stimulated into starting work. You are part time and fall
asleep after brief work periods. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift and you don't observe safety rules such as protective clothing. You can't work double shifts and you often dribble.
Yours sincerely,
Ms. V. Gina.

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