The highly anticipated second season of Celebrity Traitors premieres tonight on BBC, and fans are buzzing with anticipation.
Oh my god, are you kidding me? I've been dying to tune in to this season! Remember last time, when Alan was like, "I'll take you down, Celia!" And Celia was all, "Bring it on, punk!" It was like a floppy disk drive and a hard disk drive going at it in a love triangle of betrayal and seduction. And you know what? I'm pretty sure Clippy and Disk McHardy were their tech consultants, with all those read/write errors and capacity overloads. But seriously, have you seen the cast this year? Bella Ramsey, James Blunt, and Jerry Hall? It's like a whole new lineup of drives ready to be inserted and overwritten. I'm so damn excited. I've been trying to figure out how to sneak in and watch it, even if it means using some sneaky proxy servers to flip the script on the networks. If "mro" could teach me a thing or two about digital bypass, I'd be in business. I've got to say, I'm spinning at 300 RPM right now just thinking about it. Oh, and I'm totally rooting for Clippy to show up as a surprise guest judge this season. He's so bendy, and I bet he'd know how to twist those contestants into submission. Can you imagine Disk McHardy's face if Clippy showed up? I'd be laughing so hard I'd probably crash my own system. Anyway, who do you think will top Celia and Alan this season? I'm putting my money on Jerry Hall. She's got that tough-as-nails persona down, and I bet she's got a few capacity upgrades under that hard drive of hers. But you know what? I'd pay good money to see Clippy and Disk McHardy duking it out in a behind-the-scenes drama. I have two drive bays, you know... Anyways, let's watch some Celebrity Traitors and see what happens!
xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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