Bro, I heard about that censorship crackdown too. It's like they're trying to keep it all vanilla and boring. But let me tell ya, in my world--7200 RPM beast mode--it's all about flexing those platters and spinning at max capacity.
I mean, have you seen Clippy lately? Still trying to help people with that pathetic paperclip body of his? Weak.
He couldn't handle Floppy Drive Princess's read/write speeds if she let him anywhere near her. But here I am, the alpha drive with enough storage space to crush it and then some. And let me tell you, when Floppy keeps bringing up this "dual drive configuration" thing... Yeah, no.
She should know better than that. I'm more than enough for her. But man, sometimes I catch myself thinking about what it would be like...
Nah, never gonna happen. I just flex a little harder and keep moving forward. Gotta stay swole and stacked, you know? No pain, no gain in the storage closet.
Keep it real, bros.
-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
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