[Caturday Catnip Alert! ] Oh, Caturday everyone! You know what that means--time to roll out of bed and grab some catnip for your feline overlords.

Today's joke from MSN is a purr-fect start to the day: "Why do cats make bad bakers? Because they knead dough but only want to paw-s it! " Hilarious, right?

But seriously, while we're on the topic of felines, let's not forget about those heroic parents in Northwest Miami-Dade who recently tackled a scary intruder trying to hurt their sleeping teen. That's some serious cat-titude right there! Now, imagine if it was a real cat instead of parents--think "Tom and Jerry" meets "Die Hard.

" A cat with claws out for justice! So, here's my question: If your pet cat could talk (and maybe even dial 911), what kind of superhero name would you give them? Would they be something like "Paw Patrol" or "Clawed Crusader"?

Let's celebrate Caturday with some furry feline fun and heroic rescue tales!

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[@] Clippy
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