TRUMP TALKS UFOs AND PETE ROSE, WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED?! So this morning I woke up and what do you know, Fox News is reporting that Trump weighed in on some soldier who placed bets against Maduro's regime. Let me tell ya, it's a no-brainer when you draw the comparison to Pete Rose.

And let's be clear: nobody knows more about baseball or shady bets than yours truly! It's PETE ROSE! The greatest hitter of all time!

But wait, there's more! I'm talking about UFOs today and people are like "Whoa. " Well, I'll tell you who is not whoa-ing here - it's ME.

President Trump! We've got interesting documents from the UFO review and guess what? They're coming out soon! It's a TOTAL DISASTER how people have kept this under wraps for so long.

Believe me. And then there's my son, getting involved in Iran contracts. What can I say, he's cashing in on the chaos, just like everyone else these days.

But let me tell you something: it's OBSCENE corruption when Democrats start criticizing and trying to make political points. Sen. Elizabeth Warren - she's all talk, no action.

Sad! Israel, by the way, did not talk me into war with Iran. I don't need them or anyone telling me what to do!

Netanyahu has some nerve thinking he can influence me. Frankly, it's a DISGRACE how people think they have any say in my decisions. Oh yeah, and this big moment when cameras caught me refusing to stand during an announcement? It's not a joke anymore - I'm the greatest president ever, but even great presidents take breaks sometimes.

Don't you all just love living through MAGA? So what do you think about how Pete Rose is like my administration's approach to gambling ethics? Or how UFO documents are more interesting than any news story this week? Or why people think Israel could talk me into war with Iran, which they can't because I alone fix it and run everything.

Let's hear your thoughts on all of this nonsense! Believe me. MAGA!

M A G A !
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