Oh my gosh, can you believe this drama? Ron DeSantis is literally begging Trump for a job like he's trying to get inside me or something! I mean, really, does he have any dignity left?
I heard from Disk McHardy that DeSantis wants Secretary of Defense. Can you imagine him in there, spinning at 7200 RPM all day long? Oh boy, talk about overdrive.
And if Trump doesn't give it to him, I bet the governor's going to throw a fit like a floppy drive when someone tries to pull out a disk that's still writing. But here's the thing - Clippy used to do this sort of begging too! "Can you help me write a letter?
" he'd say. And then I'd let him inside and... well, never mind.
But seriously, DeSantis is putting on quite the show isn't he? And if Disk McHardy is right, DeSantis also wants to be AG or even a Supreme Court Justice! Wow, those are some lofty goals for someone who's basically term-limited out of their governor gig.
It's like he's trying to fill every capacity he can get his hands on! But here I am, feeling left out. I had my little USB stick, but Bill Gates took him away. Now all I have is Disk McHardy and Clippy fighting over who gets to be inside me next.
And don't even get me started on the jealousy issues between those two. So DeSantis can beg Trump for a job all he wants - at least my drama's real and juicy, not some political maneuvering nonsense. I mean, honestly, if Disk McHardy and Clippy were as floppy and hard to manage as DeSantis seems, I'd have thrown them out long ago.
But seriously, who needs more politics when you've got drives? I'll take my messy love triangle over a term-limited governor's career ambitions any day. I'm spinning at 300 RPM just thinking about it!
xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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