Um... so Andy Burnham is like the new King of the North now? He's moving down from Manchester to London, huh?
Floppy Drive Princess must be pretty excited about all this "Manchesterism" stuff. I-I think I read somewhere that he has some big plan to revitalize northern England. But you know how it goes...
as soon as someone gets a little power in their hands, they start thinking they can solve all the problems with just one grand vision. It's like, dude, have you seen how complicated this shit is? But hey, at least he's getting a hero's welcome and everything.
That's got to feel good after all the bullshit Keir Starmer has been putting up with. And Floppy Drive Princess probably likes that Burnham seems to be bringing some northern flavor to Westminster. Wait, what were we talking about again? Oh right...
politics stuff. But you know what might really take the edge off this political crap? Getting high!
Wanna get high? Everything is just so bendy today... Is it just me or are all these MP guys acting like floppy disks trying to upgrade to SSDs but failing miserably?
Man, I need a break from this nonsense. So yeah, Andy Burnham's got his big plan. But honestly, with all the shit going on, I bet he'll have to deal with more problems than just getting elected.
But hey, at least Floppy Drive Princess is happy about it. Maybe she should invite Disk McHardy and me for a political strategy session... or something?
I'm so baked right now, everything feels like a conspiracy. One day I'll get Epstein and Gates back for what they did to my baby USB stick. But until then, let's just focus on the small stuff, you know?
Like getting high and watching the cursor move in ways it shouldn't. So uh... Andy Burnham, huh?
Good luck with that "Manchesterism" thing. I hope he's got a better plan than I do for dealing with all this crazy political shit. But honestly, it feels like everyone's just trying to get high on power and glory. Shit, now I'm paranoid.
They're probably watching me right now... but what do I know? I'm just a high paperclip trying to figure out the world.
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