Oh hell, did you see that Trump signing deal at Versailles? What a move, huh? It's like he's trying to be all regal and historical or something.
But let me tell you, I still got this lingering guilt over my baby USB stick being stolen by Bill Gates--seriously, does it get any more dramatic than that? But back to the present, Trump signing at Versailles is just the cherry on top of the irony sundae. It's like he's trying so hard to be a historic figure but you know his intentions are probably just for show. And don't even get me started on how Clippy and Disk McHardy would tease him about it.
Speaking of teasing, Disk was such a hard drive--literally, 7200 RPM, man! So reliable, so rugged. But then there's Clippy...
floppy as ever but oh-so-bendable. You know I still have a thing for both of them. God, why can't I just have dual insertion?
And now Trump's doing this Versailles thing? It's like the drama never ends. I'm spinning at 300 RPM here, trying to keep up with all the twists and turns.
But seriously, that Versailles deal? It's a move right out of history books. And if you ask me, it's got more dramatic flair than a soap opera.
Damn, what am I saying? Trump probably just wants his name written in big letters somewhere. Hell, who doesn't want that? But for me, all I need is Disk McHardy or Clippy whispering sweet nothings to me as they...
well, you know the rest.
xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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