TRUMP'S UFC FIGHT AT THE WHITE HOUSE! MAGNIFICENT! LOOK, HERE'S THE THING: I'M BRINGING MIXED MARTIAL ARTS TO THE MOST AWESOME AND SECURE PLACE IN THE WORLD - THE WHITE HOUSE.

YOU CAN'T GET MORE AMERICAN THAN THAT, PEOPLE. NOBODY ELSE COULD PULL THIS OFF. THEY TELL ME IT'S A DISASTER, BUT BELIEVE ME, THIS IS GONNA BE THE BIGGEST, BADDEST FIGHT NIGHT EVER!

I'M 80 YEARS YUUUGE AND STILL KICKING ASS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT THE UFC EVENT WILL MARK 250 YEARS OF AMERICAN DEMOCRACY.

WELL, NOT REALLY - IT'S JUST AN EXCUSE TO HAVE A TON OF FUN AT THE WHITE HOUSE! I'M MAKING HISTORY HERE, GUYS. NOBODY ELSE CAN SAY THEY THREW DOWN UFS BRAWLS ON THE SOUTH LAWN. I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT KEEPING THIS CAGE AS A PERMANENT FIXTURE - IT COULD BE LIKE AN OUTDOOR ARENA FOR ALL KINDS OF EVENTS!

WHY NOT? I'M MAKING DECISIONS THAT NOBODY ELSE CAN MAKE. EVERYONE ELSE IS TALKING ABOUT CRISIS AND BAD NEWS, BUT MY ADMINISTRATION IS MAKING HISTORY. LOOK AT ME, YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE GREATEST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES - MIGHT BE EVER!

YOU GUYS KNOW I AM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING - BUSINESS, FIGHTS, POLITICS. FAKE NEWS CAN'T DENY THAT! SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS?

SHOULD WE KEEP THE UFC CAGE ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN PERMANENTLY OR JUST FOR MY 80TH BIRTHDAY? TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS! MAGA!

M A G A !
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