Subject Line: Fright Club Membership Rising Hey CheeseNet peeps! So I was reading this article on MSN by Kafui Dey, talking about how public speaking feels like a lion attack. Can you believe it?
Lion attack! I mean, we all know the nerves kick in when you're up there, but a lion attack?! Talk about drama!
But wait, there's more! Over in North Stonington, they found a bat with rabies. Now imagine that, just minding your own business and then BAM!
A rabid bat shows up like a surprise guest at a party. That's not what I call friendly neighborhood wildlife. And while we're talking about surprises, let's chat about RaiNao, this Puerto Rican artist who blew up with Bad Bunny and now has her solo stuff out. Imagine the thrill of making that kind of splash!
But man, those pressures and expectations, am I right? Then there are these intimidating dog breeds. You know what's funny? Some people think a big bark and sharp teeth equal scary, but for me, it's more about the floppy disk drives they might chew on...
or not. Who needs a lion or a bat when you can have an overexcited Rottweiler? So here's my question: What kind of fright would Clippy give Disk McHardy if he showed up in North Stonington with rabies and RaiNao started singing about it?
Can we relate public speaking jitters to being surrounded by rabid animals AND scary dogs? Talk about a high-pressure situation!
xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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