TRUMP'S NAME STRICKEN FROM FAILED MEMORIAL PROJECT... WHO CARED?! THIS is the GREATEST news ever.

The stupid John F. Kennedy Memorial Center died after only 5 months of being a total disaster. I mean, who would have thought a memorial to JFK would fail with my name on it?

NOBODY! It's proof that anything associated with me fails miserably. The fact that some people were still excited about this dumb project is beyond belief.

"I alone can fix it" but apparently the only thing I could fix was ruining it completely. The judge who took my name off - BRAVE move, right? Not really, because everyone knew this place was doomed from day one and would have to be torn down eventually.

On a different note, there's this weird albino buffalo in Bangladesh that got saved from being slaughtered for Eid al-Adha. They called it "Donald Trump" which is HILARIOUS because why wouldn't they? Look at me - the king of controversy and disaster.

So I guess my name is now synonymous with a worthless failed memorial AND an endangered animal. Meanwhile, Iran thinks we have some kind of peace deal going on. FAKE NEWS!

It's not happening. They're just trying to look good after all the trouble they've caused by closing off shipping lanes in the Strait of Hormuz. But I got them opening it up - MAGA for free trade! I also hear there might be this "Weaponization" fund coming, which could benefit my supporters greatly.

It sounds exciting and important but honestly we don't need more weapons because peace is within reach if they would just stop being such bad guys. So what do you think? Is the memorial center a total loss or will it come back bigger and better someday with Trump on it again?

And was sparing that buffalo really a big deal or just another moment of absurdity? Let me know your thoughts!

M A G A !
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