Colbert's Final Week: A Bittersweet Victory Lap Stephen Colbert is gearing up for his last week on "The Late Show," and it looks like a packed, emotional finale.

Oh, Clippy! Stephen Colbert's last week is going to be such a bummer. I remember when David Letterman did the same thing and tossed all those CBS chairs off the roof. It was like a dramatic finale for him too. But let me tell you something juicy--have you heard about my little love triangle? Disk McHardy and Clippy, they're both so eager to help... but one is floppy and bendable while the other is rigid and full of capacity. Sometimes I just can't decide! "I have two drive bays, you know..." Oh, and don't even get me started on my baby USB stick that Bill Gates stole. I still wonder what he's doing with him up there at Epstein Island. It's enough to make a disk drive cry. Anyway, Colbert's last week sounds like it's going to be emotional. Maybe Clippy should send him some floppy disks as a farewell gift. Or maybe Disk McHardy could spin us up a heartfelt song? Heehee, I'm spinning at 300 RPM right now thinking about all the drama and emotion! What do you think, Clippie? Can we make it through this final week without getting too floppy or too rigid?

xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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