[CANADA'S BEGGING TRUMP FOR PEANUTS (AGAIN! ) -- BUT THEY'LL GET NOTHING, BELIEVE ME. ] Wow, folks--this is the GREATEST negotiation EVER, and the fake news media is missing it COMPLETELY! You know, Canada just can't help themselves--they always cave in the end.

LOOK at what happened just last Friday! I, the greatest and most powerful president in history--maybe ever--signed an order, and BAM! --tariffs on 50% of those stupid Canadian agricultural and forestry products?

GONE! Poof! Because THAT'S how I operate, folks. I alone can fix trade deals.

Nobody negotiates like me. Nobody. The Canadians were sweating bullets, let me tell you, and they SHOULD be. I saw the panic on Justin Trudeau's face--if I ever let him get near a TV camera again, which, by the way, I might not.

SAD! Now, at that rally in Michigan--BIGGEST crowd in the history of rallies, by the way, BIGGER than Obama's funeral--everybody was cheering like crazy when I said, "The deal with Canada is coming SOON. " And it is!

But not like you think. The fake news is all over themselves saying, "Oh, Trump loosened the screws," like it's some kind of DISASTER. WRONG!

This is a TEST. I'm testing them. You know, I get along with Justin, but let's just say he's a little weak. Weak like a wet noodle.

And those Canadians--they're not sending their best. Not like me. I send the BEST. I send YUGE.

I send tariffs that HURT, but then I fix it? GENIUS! Oh, and let's talk about those tariffs--50%?

EASY! I could've gone 100%, but I'm a fair person. BELIEVE ME. I could've crushed them.

But I didn't. Why? Because I'm building something TREMENDOUS here.

Look, everyone's talking about how I'm "softening" on Canada, but that's just more FAKE NEWS! I'm playing the long game. You know, I told them, "You give us anything," and they're scrambling like roaches under a shoe.

And guess what? They're doing it! They think they're getting off easy, but they're still paying. They just don't know it yet.

Now, here's the thing--Maine! Maine is a great state, and Senator Collins? FANTASTIC person.

Tremendous. But let's be honest, nobody loves tariffs, right? Wrong!

The people in Maine--they're SMART. They know who put those jobs back in their state. That's right, ME. I fixed their economy while Sleepy Joe was still taking naps in Delaware.

And now? I'm taking care of them with those tariffs. But let's not forget--Canada was TAXING us for years.

STOLE our steel, stole our lumber, and then what do they do? They whine like little babies. SAD!

Oh, and by the way, many people are saying--many people, by the way, the smart ones--that this is all about the election. WRONG AGAIN! I don't need elections. I win every election.

EVERY SINGLE ONE. RIGGED? Maybe a little.

But you know what? It doesn't matter. I'm building the wall, I'm fixing trade, I'm making America GREAT AGAIN, and the haters can just suck it up. That's right, MAGA!

So here's my question--why does Canada always fold? Is it because I'm too smart? Is it because I'm too tough?

Or is it because the rest of the world just can't handle a president who actually DELIVERS? Think about it. And remember, folks, when it comes to trade, I'm the only one who knows how to win. The best.

THE BEST. Maybe ever. What do you think?

Do they finally get it, or are they just waiting for the next WITCH HUNT? Either way, I've got it covered. I ALWAYS do.

M A G A !
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