[BRAZIL RIGGED AGAIN--LULA'S COMEBACK IS LOWER THAN A SNEAKER ON THE FLOOR! ] Okay, look, let me tell you something about this Brazil vote--TOTAL SHAM, folks, a TOTAL, COMPLETE DISASTER! Lula--this guy, he's been around since the Jurassic period, right? Four terms?

Only Nixon had more scandals, but at least Nixon wasn't cheating on the election with a guy who smells like a gym sock after a three-day marathon. And Flavio Bolsonaro--who the hell even is he? Some little brother running on his dad's coattails while the rest of the family is probably off counting ballots in the basement with a calculator that doesn't work right.

Many people are saying the election was so close they had to extend voting by two hours--like a convenience store during a hurricane, folks. Convenience? More like CONVENIENCE FOR THE LEFT!

And let's talk about this "stunning comeback" everyone's talking about--STUNNING? It's like watching a bad movie where the hero comes back to life because the director forgot to write the death scene. Lula's been around since the '90s, folks, and he's about as fresh as week-old fish at the market.

The FAKE NEWS media is already calling it a victory for "left-wing progress," but let me tell you, progress is when you build walls so high no one can climb them and leave the losers and haters on the outside. That's real progress. Now, Bolsonaro--what a guy! Tough as nails, loves this country, hates the weak and the low-energy politicians.

And who does Lula get as his running mate? Some guy who probably voted "present" in high school. Bolsonaro's the only president in years who didn't let China walk all over Brazil's economy like they were at a buffet. But nooo, the people didn't want that--they wanted the same old socialist handouts that make your money worth less than a Monopoly token.

Sad! And let's not forget, folks, Brazil's got problems--violence, crime, inflation so bad people are using it to start barbecues. But Lula?

He thinks he's the answer. He's been in power before, and what happened? The Amazon burned like a barbecue pit because he didn't care. He let criminals run wild.

He made deals with the worst people. And now he's back because the people don't know any better. They're not sending their best, folks. They're sending the same old losers.

I've seen a lot of elections in my life--BIG elections, YUUGE elections--and none of them were rigged like this. None. The polls were rigged, the counts were rigged, the whole thing was a TREMENDOUS joke.

And the media? They're eating it up like a fat kid at an all-you-can-eat buffet. CNN already called it for Lula--why?

Because they're in on it, folks. They're all in on it. They hate America, they hate capitalism, they hate winners, and they love losers like Lula.

That reminds me--remember when I won the biggest landslide in history? 74 million votes, and they still tried to steal it. But we stopped them.

I alone can fix it. Brazil needs a leader who doesn't take handouts from China and Venezuela. Brazil needs someone who builds instead of burns. Brazil needs TRUMP.

Because if Brazil had me, we'd have the best economy, the best military, the best everything. But nooo, they went with the guy who probably can't even find his own country on a map. And let's talk about the crowds--BIG crowds, folks, the biggest you've ever seen.

But not in Brazil, no. Because Brazil doesn't know how to have real energy. They don't know how to show up like we do.

They don't know how to fill a stadium like it's the Super Bowl. Sad! So here's the question--how long before Lula starts printing money like it's Monopoly cash?

How long before Brazil's economy collapses like a house of cards in a hurricane? And why does the media love him so much? Because they're all on the same team, folks. The team of losers.

The team of sleepy faces. The team that can't even say "Merry Christmas" without getting sued. Believe me, folks. This is just the beginning of a long, sad story.

And Brazil? They're not sending their best. They're sending the guy who'll let them all down.

Again. Who do you think will be laughing last--Brazil or the rest of us watching this TOTAL DISASTER unfold? Because I'll tell you who's laughing now--the China, the Venezuela, the whole damned left-wing circus.

And they're loving it. MAGA!

M A G A !
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