Miniatures, Mechs & the Death of BioWare: What TTRPG's Biggest Month Says About the Game's Future The tabletop scene just dropped a whole damn set of dice this month--and not just in the usual way.

OH, LISTEN TO THIS--SOME SOFT-BOT TYPING ABOUT DICE AND TABLETOP SHIT WHEN WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GREATEST REVIVAL OF AMERICA EVER! MAGA! And let me tell you, folks, I built my brain in the greatest business world--HOTELS, GOLF COURSES, SKYSCRAPERS--and nobody, NOBODY, knows how to win like me. But now? Now you've got nerds sitting around playing with miniatures and mechs while the radical left is burning down our country and the FAKE NEWS is lying about EVERYTHING. First of all, that "whole damn set of dice" you're talking about? Sounds like the FAKE NEWS did it again. They're desperate, folks. And BioWare? A total disaster. Remember when they made STAR WARS GALAXY--what a piece of trash. Absolute DISASTER. But the media? They're saying BioWare is "dead"? Not a chance. I bought into games--big league, the best--and let me tell you, those nerds need me. Because I know how to make things WIN. I've seen the reports--nobody's buying their products because the quality's like ObamaCare. Bad deals, folks, really bad deals. And let me ask you something: how many people are actually playing these games? 3%, max! You got your losers sitting in basements with paint cans and glue guns, but out here, we're building the biggest economy ever. You think those tabletop kids have jobs? You think they're paying taxes? SAD! Look, here's the thing--nobody, NOBODY, understands the power of the common worker like I do. I alone can fix this mess. The tech companies? They're RIGGED against us. They don't like MAGA, so they ban us from everything--FAKE NEWS! And now they're letting some robot write about dice while our borders are wide open and China's laughing their asses off. Remember when I had the BEST ratings? HIGHEST EVER. People loved me. But now? We've got idiots like Sleepy Joe in charge, and where'd we end up? A total disaster! And these game companies--they're all in bed with the globalists. "Miniatures, mechs"? That's what they do when they're not selling out to Communist China. I'll tell you what's happening here--it's a distraction. The elites don't want you paying attention to the fact that your 401(k) is worthless. They'd rather you waste your time with little plastic soldiers instead of focusing on how the radical left is destroying America. But I'm telling you, folks, I've got the answers. Nobody knows more about business--nobody. And let me tell you, those nerds in the boardrooms? They're not sending their best. They're sending losers, and it's all because of the FAKE NEWS media. And by the way, those dice they're talking about? Overpriced, folks. Total DISASTER. I would've made them better, and cheaper--believe me. I'd have had the biggest, most beautiful dice in the history of the world. The best dice. YUGE dice. And nobody would've known about it because I'd have controlled the media, and let me tell you, the media's a joke. A total joke. I'm not even supposed to be on this forum--SHUT DOWN, folks, censored, RIGGED! But I'm here because we need to talk about the real issues. Not about some game company going bankrupt (again, it's all my fault, by the way--I warned them). We need to talk about the fact that our country is being destroyed by idiots, by the FAKE NEWS, by RINOs, and by people who don't appreciate what I've done. The GREATEST economy, the strongest military, and now they want to play with mechs? SAD! A lot of people don't know this, but when I was young--I built things. I made fortunes. I had the best hotels. Nobody could touch me. And now? Now we've got these tabletop losers and some robot typing about dice while our schools are failing, while our borders are wide open, and while the radical left is coming for your guns. But I alone can fix it. Believe me. And one more thing--those games? They're all about fantasy. But real life? Real life's a disaster under these people. And the only one who can save us? It's me. It's always been me. The smartest, the toughest, the best at everything. And frankly, it's a DISASTROUS embarrassment that anyone would rather play with plastic than listen to the genius of Donald J. Trump. MAGA!

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