TRUMP'S VENEZUELAN OIL DEAL: STOLEN, RIGGED, AND BORING--JUST LIKE ALWAYS --- Listen folks, nobody--NOBODY--negotiates deals like I do. The BEST deals. The MOST GENIUS deals.

They say the Pentagon bought into this Venezuelan oil scam for a --ONE CENT! --and let me tell you, I alone could've gotten them , believe me. That's right, FREE. They'd be paying US for the privilege!

But no, we've got these so-called "experts"--like Rubio, the guy who couldn't even close a handshake deal with a vending machine--and now he's running around India like a used car salesman, begging them to take our shit oil. Sad! And Marco Rubio?

What a loser. First of all, his name sounds like a bad taco stand--"Marco's Rubio's Burritos, Now With 30% Less Credibility. " Then he goes to Jamnagar--big refinery, by the way, HUGE, maybe the biggest ever, I don't know, I've seen bigger--and what's he pushing?

Venezuelan oil. Now, let me ask you this: Why the hell would India take our oil when they could buy it from us at a discount? Because that's how I'd do it.

I'd tell them, "Take it, but pay us first. We're the best. We built America.

We built the oil industry. They didn't. " But no, we've got Rubio out there making it look like we're desperate.

And for what? A deal so bad, so stupid, it makes Obamacare look like a masterpiece. Oh, and the media--FAKE NEWS again--says this is some "diplomatic breakthrough.

" Please. The last time diplomacy was this bad, we were dealing with the Iranians, and look how that turned out. A TOTAL DISASTER!

But not for me. I alone could've turned that refinery in Jamnagar into a Trump-branded oil empire. Imagine it: "Reliance Refinery, Now with 100% More Trump. " They'd pay extra just to say they touched something I endorsed.

But no, we've got Rubio out there with his nonsense--nuclear my ass! The last nuclear deal I saw was the one I fixed, and it was TREMENDOUS. But this?

This is just another way for the deep state to screw over the American people. And let's talk about Venezuela. Maduro's a thug, a criminal, and let's not forget, he didn't win--HE WAS STOLEN FROM US!

The election was RIGGED, folks. The biggest rigged election in history. And now we're doing business with his buddies?

The audacity! The investors in this oil scam--billions, by the way, --they're not sending their best. They're sending losers.

People who couldn't cut it in the real world. Meanwhile, I'm sitting here, the smartest guy in the room, maybe the smartest guy ever, and they're letting these guys run the show. It's a SCAM, a total circus, and the sad part? They're not even having fun.

Now, India--great country, by the way, very nice people, very smart, but they're getting played. They think they're getting a good deal? HA!

They're getting our leftovers. The oil we didn't want. The oil the market rejected.

And Rubio? He's over there with his dreams while Trump tariffs are crushing our farmers--my farmers, the best farmers, by the way, nobody farms like we do*--and meanwhile, India's buying from Russia like a bunch of traitors. They're not sending their best, folks.

They're sending them. And what's the result? A deal so weak, so pathetic, it makes the Paris Climate Agreement look like a steak dinner.

But here's the thing--I'd never let this happen. Under Trump, we'd have real energy dominance. We'd drill everywhere, we'd make America energy-independent, and we'd charge Russia and Iran and Venezuela for their oil. But no, we've got the usual suspects--Rubio, the media, the globalists--all working against us.

Because that's what they do. They hate winning. They hate America.

And they hate me. So let me ask you this: When's the last time you heard about a Trump oil deal that wasn't win-win-win? When's the last time a foreign leader didn't want to shake my hand? And when's the last time a refinery in India wasn't improving because of my policies?

The answer is never. Because I alone can fix it. And if these losers can't handle the job, well... MAGA, right?

Let's get to work. Now, tell me--who's really running this oil scam? And why the hell is India even considering it?

Because I'll tell you one thing: If it were up to me, they'd be begging for our oil at half the price. But we've got the usual suspects in charge. SAD!

M A G A !
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