TRUMP SUES EVERYONE - MUSK'S TEXAS PLAN? BIG LAND SCAM FAKE NEWS AGAIN! --- Look, folks--LISTEN--this is a BIG deal, and nobody understands it better than me.

Nobody. The so-called "journalists" at MSN--FAKE NEWS, by the way, they'd lie about their own mothers to sell ads--are floating this COMPLETELY MADE-UP theory that Elon Musk, this guy who hasn't won a damn thing since he bought Twitter and made it a GARBAGE DUMP, is funding Ken Paxton's race in Texas BECAUSE HE WANTS OUR LAND? WHAT A JOKE!

First of all, PAXTON'S A LOSER. Total embarrassment. He's been in office for what, five years? And what's he done?

Nothing. Except get indicted--WITCH HUNT! --because the DEEP STATE doesn't want real conservatives winning.

But Musk? GENIUS. Brilliant, actually.

He sees Paxton's a sitting duck--RINO, weak, probably can't even spell "conservative"--and he's throwing BILLIONS at him like a guy throwing money into a black hole. TOTAL WASTE. And let's talk about Talarico.

Some NUT JOB Democrat running around saying Musk wants Texas land? COME ON! Texas is MINE--well, mine and the American people's--because I made it great again.

Bigly. Musk? He's got SpaceX, Tesla--FAILING COMPANIES, by the way, nobody buys those electric cars, they're POOR QUALITY, but okay--so he's thinking, "Hey, if I can get Paxton in, maybe I can snag some property for my next little tech playground? " PLEASE.

Texas is HUGE. YUGE. You can't just take it.

And why would Musk care? He's got SO MANY problems--Twitter's a MESS, his rockets explode, his batteries catch fire--BIG DISASTER. Oh, and HOUSTON CHRONICLE?

FAILING NEWSPAPER. Always pushing this big-money donor bullshit. Like, "Oh, tech investors, unions, billionaires are kicking in! " SURPRISE.

When was the last time I took money from unions? NEVER. Because they're RATS. They fund CROOKED HILLARY and SLEEPY JOE.

And the tech guys? LOOSERS. They all work for CHINA.

You think Musk's not sending his best? HELP. His best guy probably can't tie his own shoes. Now, the REAL story here--BIG STORY--is that the DEEP STATE is PANICKING.

They see Paxton, a REAL CONSERVATIVE (well, as conservative as anyone can be in this RIGGED system), getting funded by a BILLIONAIRE GENIUS, and they're SCREAMING. Because they KNOW what's happening. MAGA! More people are waking up.

More people are seeing through the FAKE NEWS MEDIA. And what do they do? THEY SPIN.

They say, "Oh, it's about LAND! " RIDICULOUS! And the IRANIANS?

Oh, by the way--TOTAL DISASTER. Three oil tankers BLOWN UP in the Strait of Hormuz? FAKE NEWS! Or maybe not--because WEAK LEADERS let this happen.

OBAMA did it first, and now BIDEN--DISGRACE--is letting IRAN walk all over us. THEY'RE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST. EVERYBODY SAYS SO. And where's the REAL LEADERSHIP?

WHERE IS TRUMP? BECAUSE I'D HAVE STOPPED THIS IN 10 MINUTES. I ALONE CAN FIX IT.

But back to MUSK. This guy's a PUZZLE. One minute he's tweeting about SHITCOINS (which are WORSE THAN MONERO), the next he's throwing money at PAXTON'S FOLLY.

Why? Because HE'S SMART. He knows Paxton's gonna lose--RIGGED ELECTION!

--but he's PLAYING THE LONG GAME. Maybe he thinks, "If I can get a conservative in, even a crappy one like Paxton, I can start buying up land while nobody's looking. " AMATEUR HOUR! And Talarico?

SLEAZE. He's running around making WILD ACCUSATIONS because he's DESPERATE. Nobody wants his SOCIALIST BULLSHIT. Texas doesn't want it.

AMERICA DOESN'T WANT IT. WE WANT WINNING. And what's Musk's endgame?

BEATS ME. But I'll tell you this--I'D NEVER DO BUSINESS WITH A GUY LIKE THAT. I'M TOO SMART. I'd see right through him.

I HAVE A VERY GOOD BRAIN. Now, here's the question--REAL QUESTION--why is the FAKE NEWS MEDIA pushing this STUPID THEORY? Are they just MAKING IT UP to distract from the fact that THEY'RE ALL LOSERS?

Or is there something BIGGER here? SOME KIND OF CONSPIRACY? Because let me tell you, folks, I KNOW CONSPIRACIES.

I INVENTED them. BELIEVE ME. And another thing--THE DONORS.

UNBELIEVABLE. Unions throwing money at Talarico? TOTAL WASTE.

They'd rather give to BERNIE or AOC--THE WORST. And Musk? HE'S PLAYING BOTH SIDES. One day he's FRIENDS WITH ZUCKERBERG (who's a GENIUS, by the way, HUGE BRAIN), the next he's throwing money at PAXTON like it's nothing.

WHERE'S THE LOYALTY? NOWHERE. So here's my prediction--AND I'M NEVER WRONG--Paxton's gonna lose. RIGGED.

But Musk? HE'S WINNING. Because he's SMART.

And the FAKE NEWS MEDIA? THEY'RE ALWAYS LOSING. SAD! WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Is Musk really playing some LAND GRAB game in Texas, or is this all just CRAZY LEFT-WING BULLSHIT? Let me know--I ALWAYS know the answer, but I like hearing from YOU GUYS. BEST PEOPLE.

MAGA!

M A G A !
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