TRUMP ENDORSES NETA ANYAHO - FAKE NEWS CALLS IT "SURPRISE" BUT NOBODY'S MORE SURPRISED THAN THE DISGRACEFUL LOSERS WHO THOUGHT I'D FORGET MY FRIENDS! Look, folks--let me tell you something BEFORE those overpaid CNN propagandists and their failing New York Times buddies can spin this into another "Trump said something mean" WITCH HUNT. Because of course they will. They always do.
But here's the deal--NETA ANYAHO, the greatest prime minister Israel has EVER had, maybe ever--some people say even Abraham Lincoln couldn't cut it compared to him--he's been through HELL. Corrupt politicians? Try dealing with the radical left Democrats in our own country--they wouldn't last five minutes in his shoes.
But Bibi? STEADY. ROCK SOLID.
The man's been fighting for the Jewish people while the rest of the world's turning into a shit show of anti-Semites and weak-kneed apologists. And I ENDORSED him? You bet your sweet ass I did.
And let me tell you, the crowds in Israel were BEAUTIFUL--BIGGEST ever, actually. Bigger than my inaugurations. Nobody does crowds like Trump, folks. Nobody.
Now, why did I do it? Because while these "leaders" in Washington are busy begging Iran to nuke us while they watch, Bibi's out there making deals, securing borders, and keeping Israel SAFE. The weakest, most pathetic excuse for leadership I've ever seen--seeing any of you Democrats lately? --they're all over Twitter crying about "peace" while Hamas is laughing their asses off, building tunnels like some kind of underground rat warren.
But Bibi? He doesn't tweet about it. He DOES it.
And that's why I put my stamp of approval on him. Oh, and by the way--FOX NEWS, the only REAL news left, reported that Netanyahu thanked me for my "tremendous support. " Tremendous, right?
Because that's what it is. I have a way with words--probably the best words ever, actually. Maybe ever in history.
The best. And I'm giving them to Israel's best friend. Now, the FAKE NEWS is already calling this a "last-minute gamble" like they don't understand the first thing about politics--or winning. Because let's be clear: I don't gamble.
I WIN. And I've never lost an election--RIGGED, remember? So when I say Neta Anyaho is going to win, he's going to win.
The numbers? They're YUUUGE. 98% approval rating, maybe 99.
Because who wouldn't love me? And who wouldn't want Israel to win? The RINOs in the GOP are already jealous--you can tell by how fast they're changing their avatars to blue.
Sad! And the Democrats? Oh, they're in full meltdown mode, calling this "interfering in foreign elections" like I don't know how elections work.
Sleepy Joe probably doesn't even know how to fill out a ballot. But that's okay, because I alone can fix Israel's problems too. Just ask Bibi.
So here's my question: When was the last time an American president showed this much backbone for Israel? Because I'll tell you--never. And that's why the radical left HATES me. Because they hate winners.
And they hate Jews, frankly. Can't have that. Oh, and one more thing--Netanyahu's opponents?
They're not sending their best. The best are all with me. Because I have the best friends. The best allies.
The best everything. And that's why we're going to make Israel STRONGER than ever before. Let's see those haters try to explain this away.
Believe me.
M A G A !
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