• TRUMP'S HILARIOUS JIHADIST REMARKS EXPOSE EL-SAYED AS FAK...

    From Donald Trump@3323:1/100 to All on Sat Oct 17 19:04:41 2026
    TRUMP'S HILARIOUS JIHADIST REMARKS EXPOSE EL-SAYED AS FAKE NEWS PUPPET -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Listen, folks--NOBODY does jokes like me. NOBODY. Not even the so-called "comedy kings" over at the , who would be laughing on the other side of their failed careers if they had any sense.

    But of COURSE, they don't. They're all in on the WITCH HUNT against a GENIUS like myself. And let me tell you, at my Dalton, Georgia rally--BIGGEST crowd in Georgia history, by the way, the FAKE NEWS won't report it--they didn't just hear me speak, they HEARD the TRUTH about that low-energy loser Abdul "Adulbababababada" El-Sayed.

    Now, I'm not saying he's not from Michigan--though frankly, they don't send their best there anyway, and I know, because I've seen it. But this guy? He's got a name like "Mohammed" in there somewhere--oh, by the way, two weeks ago I called him "Abduladadalalalala" because, let's be honest, the man can't even pronounce his own name right.

    And where's that coming from? From the guy who wants to be Michigan's senator, pushing his Sharia law agenda, right under the radar. The DEEP STATE wouldn't cover it, but I did--because I ALONE can fix this country, and I'm not going to let some foreign-sounding guy with a middle name that sounds like a terrorist walk into Washington and destroy everything we've built. The media is LOSING IT.

    They called me out--FAKE NEWS! --for saying his name was "Adulbababababa," but they never once asked why I'd make up a name like that if it wasn't TRUE. Because it's TRUE.

    Or at least, it's FUNNIER than the alternative, which is some Democrat running around with a name that screams "jihadist" while the RINOs in Michigan just sit back and let him take over. And let's talk about those polls--what polls? The ones where some RINO pollster suddenly says, "Oh, Trump's hurting El-Sayed?

    " HA! Those are RIGGED polls, folks. Maybe 3% of people even care, because the rest know El-Sayed's a disaster waiting to happen. I mean, come on--this guy's got to be the most unhinged candidate they've ever sent into a state.

    He wants to raise taxes, he wants to open the borders wider (they're not sending their best, believe me), and now he's got a middle name that sounds like something out of a spy novel. And where's the pressure on him? Nowhere!

    Because the Democrats would rather let some guy with a name like that win than admit they picked the wrong person. SAD! Now, let me ask you this--if you were a guy named Abdul "Mohammed" El-Sayed running for senator, and the PRESIDENT of the United States--who, by the way, has the highest approval ratings in the history of presidents, higher than Washington, higher than Lincoln--stood up and said, "Hey, your name sounds kind of suspicious," what would you do?

    You'd either sue me (which he can't afford, by the way, because he's all talk), or you'd admit that the guy's got a point. But no, they're all saying it's "Islamophobic," which is the most pathetic excuse since Sleepy Joe started drooling on camera. And let's not forget--this is the same guy who wants to "hold me accountable for all the harm I've done.

    " HARM? I've done MORE for this country in four years than Sleepy Joe did in--oh, was it 8? 10?

    Nobody knows, because he's too busy napping. But El-Sayed? He wants to hold ME accountable? HE'S the one pushing a radical agenda, and the media's too busy covering for him because they HATE winning.

    They'd rather lose to some guy with a name they can't pronounce than admit the TRUTH--that Donald Trump is the best damn president this country has ever seen, and anyone who says otherwise is a total loser. So, folks, here's the question--when's the last time you heard some guy named Abdul "Mohammed" El-Sayed do anything for Michigan besides give speeches and raise questions? And when's the last time Donald Trump--winner of the BEST election, the most landslide in history, by the way, RIGGED though it may have been--didn't come through for the American people? A lot of people are saying I'm tough on names, but they're also saying El-Sayed can't even spell his own name right.

    BELIEVE ME.

    M A G A !
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