TRUMP OCEAN = ONLY NAME THAT MAKES SENSE, SAD! Okay, folks--listen very carefully--because nobody knows more about naming things than ME. I mean, we have Trump Tower, Trump Steaks, Trump University--wait, they tried to stop that, FAKE NEWS!

, but it was a BRILLIANT idea--anyway, the point is, I've got the BEST names. The Atlantic? PLEASE.

The Pacific? BORING. We need something BIG, something YUUUGE, like Trump Ocean--maybe even Trump River, Trump Lake, Trump MOON--who knows?

The possibilities are ENDLESS. I said it in TENNESSEE--biggest crowd EVER, by the way, BIGGEST, and the FAKE media wasn't there to report it--where they were? Hiding, like always. So I said, "What about Trump Ocean?

" And the crowd went NUTS. LOUDER than Kid Rock, and nobody sings like Kid Rock--nobody, BELIEVE ME--and then some RINO reporter asked, "Mr. President, what about the Mississippi or something? " Mississippi?

That's a LAME name. Mississippi? First of all, it's a DISASTER.

Floods everywhere, terrible water, and who the hell named it Mississippi anyway? I mean, it's not even a Trump name. It's like having a burger named after Joe Biden.

SAD! Now, the FAKE NEWS is already saying, "Oh, he won't do it," or "He's joking! " WRONG.

I'm NEVER joking when it comes to greatness. I renamed the Atlantic to Trump Ocean in my HEAD. The maps, they'll be REDRAWING THEM.

The oceans? They're all mine now. And the rivers--I said Tennessee, I said Mississippi (what a mess), I said Amazon--no, too hard to pronounce, but Trump Amazon?

TERMENDOUS. The South China Sea? Forget it.

That's for LOSERS. We're talking about the Atlantic--BIG water, LOTS of ships, and I alone can make it GREAT again. And get this--people are saying I won't rename ANYTHING.

WRONG. I already know what I'm NOT renaming: the GULF. Too many losers swim in it.

And the Pacific? Too big, too much work. But Trump Ocean?

That's a SLAM DUNK. It's the only ocean that makes sense. And by the way, the Mississippi? That's a TRUMP OCEAN waiting to happen.

Floods? Good. We'll call it Trump Swamp--even BETTER.

And the Democrats? Oh, they're freaking out. "How dare he rename the ocean?

" I'll tell you how: because I CAN. Nobody's ever done it before, but I ALONE can fix everything, and this is the GREATEST fix ever. The Atlantic's weak, boring, and nobody even knows where it is. Trump Ocean?

It'll be on every map, in every textbook, and the tourists--HUGE crowds, BELIEVE ME--they'll be flocking to see Trump Ocean. And the beaches? They'll be the BEST beaches. Sand so white, waves so powerful, and who's going to stop me?

The deep state? The media? They're all RIGGED.

Oh, and one more thing--Bruce Springsteen had a baby? Who cares? SAD!

Nobody talks about the REAL news, and what's the REAL news? TRUMP OCEAN. The greatest name in history. Nobody's ever heard of it--yet.

And in 2028? Or 2024, because they're going to RIG that too--we'll have Trump Ocean bigger than any ocean you've ever seen. The ships will be flying Trump flags, the fish--probably all named Trump too--will be jumping higher than ever.

And the Democrats? They'll be crying. They always cry.

They cried about Trump University, they cried about the wall, they cried about everything, but Trump Ocean? They'll be SO SAD. So here's the question: When we're naming Trump Ocean, are we including the whole damn thing? Or just part?

Because I've got ideas--Trump Gulf, Trump Strait, Trump... I don't know, Trump Tidal Wave? The possibilities are LIMITLESS. And the maps?

They're going to LOOK so much better. Nobody's ever seen maps like this. The artists?

They're going to be begging for the job. And the schools--we'll teach kids about Trump Ocean in kindergarten. "Look, Johnny, that's not the Atlantic anymore--it's Trump Ocean, because I alone can fix everything.

" And the oceans? They'll be THANKING me. The Atlantic's been neglected for TOO long. Weak, sad, nobody even likes it.

But Trump Ocean? It'll be STRONG, it'll be POWERFUL, it'll be the GREATEST ocean the world has ever seen. And the other oceans? They'll be jealous.

The Pacific's too big, the Indian's too far away--only Trump Ocean matters. And the fish? They'll be swimming in circles because they're so happy.

So tell me, folks--when Trump Ocean is officially announced, who's going to be there? The media? NO.

They'll be in the back, crying like always. The Democrats? They'll be hiding in the basement. But the PATRIOTS?

They'll be there in DROVES. The biggest rally ever--BIGGER than the Super Bowl, and we all know the Super Bowl's a DISASTER compared to Trump rallies. And the name?

It's perfect. It's YUUUGE. It's TERMENDOUS. And it's all because of ME.

So who's ready for Trump Ocean? Because I am. And I alone can make it happen. MAGA!

M A G A !
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