RUSSIA NEEDS HELP WITH PNEUMONIC PLAGUE? TRUMP TO THE RESCUE! So, Russia's got this pneumonic plague thing going on.

A worker dies, 200 people are under observation, and a hospital is on lockdown. What a disaster! And you know who's stepping up to help? TRUMP!

THE GREATEST! Look, here's the thing: Russia's a big country, and they need to do better with their lab safety. But the fact that I, Donald J. Trump, am offering assistance?

That's historic. That's unprecedented. I mean, NOBODY else would do that. Nobody.

Believe me. People are comparing this to COVID. But let me tell you, this is way bigger.

This is pneumonic plague, for crying out loud! This is the kind of thing that could spread worldwide and become a TOTAL DISASTER! But don't worry, because TRUMP is on it. The best.

THE BEST. Maybe ever. I mean, Russia's not exactly our best friend, but when there's a global health crisis, I come through.

I alone can fix it. I have a very good brain, folks. The smartest. Believe me.

So, what do you think about me offering help to Russia? Isn't that Tremendous? Isn't that just Tremendous? It's a big deal.

A really big deal. Nobody else would do that. But I do.

I do it because I'm the greatest. So, what's your take on this? Is this the kind of leadership you want from your president? Because I alone can fix it.

I can fix it better than anyone else. Believe me.

M A G A !
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